Animals. wtf turtle Turtles are reptiles of the order Chelonii[2] or Testudines characterised by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs
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Turtles are reptiles of the order Chelonii[2] or Testudines characterised by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs and acting as a shield.[3] Turtle may refer to the chelonian order as a whole (American English) or to fresh-water and sea-dwelling chelonians (British English).[4]
The order Chelonii or Testudines includes both extant (living) and extinct species. The earliest known turtles date from 220 million years ago,[5] making turtles one of the oldest reptile groups and a more ancient group than lizards, snakes or crocodiles. Of the many species alive today, some are highly endangered.[6]

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#1 - starblood (03/03/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I wish people had cloacas.   
THE ULTIMATE ORIFICE
I wish people had cloacas.
THE ULTIMATE ORIFICE
#10 - mankey ONLINE (03/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
So.....you're saying a female turtle wouldn't have to come up for air?
So.....you're saying a female turtle wouldn't have to come up for air?
#18 - makutasfinest ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That's kind of hot.jpg

I don't have the actual picture
#13 - nelflover ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
#29 - hugsta (03/04/2014) [-]
SMBC is one of, if not the greatest webcomic out there.
It has everything, from animal jokes to philosophy. Single panel comics to short stories.
Also, it updates on a daily basis.
#20 - nibbero ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (13 replies)
And the turtle will out live all of them.
Turtle master race!
#48 - nefarian (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
mfw I own a tortoise and sometimes witness testicles coming out of its cloaca
User avatar #28 - ohhh (03/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Try anal with GF
>she suffocates
>Now what?
#31 - edgeworthy (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I like turtles.
I like turtles.
#44 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
TFW
#42 - satansfinest (03/04/2014) [-]
**satansfinest rolled a random image posted in comment #732012 at Friendly **
I'm a human and this is what I can do
User avatar #36 - commontroll (03/04/2014) [-]
So turtles are always into anal?
#17 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
My asshole itches now.
#16 - kaboozle123 (03/04/2014) [-]
when he cannonballs he has to pinch 3 holes
when he cannonballs he has to pinch 3 holes
User avatar #15 - stoptakingnames (03/04/2014) [-]
I was just talking about this today in my wildlife biology class, they are able to absorb oxygen through a thin membrane in their cloaca, its so thin the blood vessels can just absorb the oxygen on their own.
#14 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Isn't his cloaca submerged in the kiddie pool?
User avatar #12 - wierdguywithahat (03/04/2014) [-]
So I guess that turtle was talking **** and more
#5 - theannoyingFJguy (03/03/2014) [-]
This changes everything   
   
I now have a new hobby
This changes everything

I now have a new hobby
User avatar #3 - lolturtle (03/03/2014) [-]
lol
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