And then there's me. .. The belt isn't to keep you safe. it's to keep your mangled corpse bound to the seat for identification purposes.
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User avatar #18 - puppyfood (08/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The belt isn't to keep you safe. it's to keep your mangled corpse bound to the seat for identification purposes.
User avatar #4 - pluto (08/22/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I also see you didn't like my seatbelt caption or color scheme very much. To that I present a swift **** you.
User avatar #3 - pluto (08/22/2014) [-]
Ah yes. I remember when I originally uploaded this comic years ago.. my its made it a long way hasnt it? www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1164661/Seat/
#21 - kuchinawa (08/22/2014) [-]
Well somebody should tell those Malaysian airlines. ****** be fallin n ****
#19 - aleksandurr (08/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
arent plane crashes actually relatively safe if the control surfaces are still functional? I mean as longs as the wings arent gone it can still glide.
#5 - Ken M (08/22/2014) [-]
My assuemd though prossess during a plane crash:
**** IM GOING TO DIE
**** **** **** .
Man this is taking a while, ******* suspense, i wish i would of had a window seat.
Da **** did that bitch say about flotation devices. **** it, if it floats im grabbing it.
I wonder if there will be life rafts
PLan a) Grab floating thing, force way onto raft. Save woman without children first. If we got board we can bang.
*impact*
**** **** WHAT WAS MY PLAN, SOMTHING ABOUT BANGING CHICKS?!
And that is how i will accidentally drown myself and the hot girl two seats down.
User avatar #1 - waffies ONLINE (08/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE37e1eK2mY#t=103

Specifically picked URL at the time because it came to mind.

Anyone remember Albuquerque by Weird Al?
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