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#13 - arialynx (11/08/2013) [-]
Is this what happens on a regular basis in college?   
 I would love to hear some funny college stories.
Is this what happens on a regular basis in college?
I would love to hear some funny college stories.
User avatar #50 to #13 - hailcthulhufhtagn (11/08/2013) [-]
My college has wood trails in back of campus. Two Halloweens ago I blacked out, climbed a tree and woke up 15 feet above ground, bug bites all over my body. At least I was a considerable distance away from my puke on the ground.
#49 to #13 - stormtrooperbob (11/08/2013) [-]
One time i took a trashcan with a lid and hid inside it on the elevator.  I scared so many people... but then i had to run away from security.
One time i took a trashcan with a lid and hid inside it on the elevator. I scared so many people... but then i had to run away from security.
#42 to #13 - IamWhoIam (11/08/2013) [-]
Like the first week we moved in these two dudes had long boards, and our dormitory is very plainly laid out so it's just a really long hallway with rooms on either side and we decided that having long board jousts at night would be a good idea. 30 dude's who've known each other for 2 days bonding over each other's pain when people would eat 						****					 was great.    
   
A few weeks ago someone got a hold of dry ice and tried to put it into a water bottled filled with water in hopes that the pressure would build and rupture with a loud noise which didn't actually happen because there was a fault in the cap and pressure just slowly leaked so this was a major failure.   
   
Just yesterday one guy found a slowmotion capability on his phone's camera and we recorded videos of us doing stupid 						****					 and then watched in slow motion for great amounts of pleasure. In one of the videos two dudes are going to race but right as they start one turns and kick's the other in dick and then runs off and watching it happen in slow motion along with his face while being kicked was by far the funniest thing to happen in past weeks that I've seen.    
   
tl;dr College is a great time to learn about yourself, meet people, and challenge yourself but enjoy your High School years while you have them.
Like the first week we moved in these two dudes had long boards, and our dormitory is very plainly laid out so it's just a really long hallway with rooms on either side and we decided that having long board jousts at night would be a good idea. 30 dude's who've known each other for 2 days bonding over each other's pain when people would eat **** was great.

A few weeks ago someone got a hold of dry ice and tried to put it into a water bottled filled with water in hopes that the pressure would build and rupture with a loud noise which didn't actually happen because there was a fault in the cap and pressure just slowly leaked so this was a major failure.

Just yesterday one guy found a slowmotion capability on his phone's camera and we recorded videos of us doing stupid **** and then watched in slow motion for great amounts of pleasure. In one of the videos two dudes are going to race but right as they start one turns and kick's the other in dick and then runs off and watching it happen in slow motion along with his face while being kicked was by far the funniest thing to happen in past weeks that I've seen.

tl;dr College is a great time to learn about yourself, meet people, and challenge yourself but enjoy your High School years while you have them.
User avatar #38 to #13 - parrotey (11/08/2013) [-]
I actually go to this school and stuff like this actually does happen all the time here.
#24 to #13 - Womens Study Major (11/08/2013) [-]
One of my friends got a slingshot in the mail (one of those huge ones that can send stuff really far), and we spent the night flinging water balloons off the balcony at girls in their slutty clothes and heels who were on their way to the bars. I wish we recorded it, it was ******* hilarious
User avatar #23 to #13 - halor (11/08/2013) [-]
i didn't really have these kinds of shenanigans my freshman year...although apparently one guy would go around in the halls at random times naked and knock on his friends doors
#16 to #13 - tightastic (11/08/2013) [-]
Yesterday one of my roommates put a cup in his pants to pretend he had a boner. He tried to knock on  a  friend's door but humping it with the cup. One of his nuts was between his body and the cup. 						*******					 crushed his nut, on the floor for a solid five minutes, gagging like a 						************					.   
   
   
College is pretty cool.   
   
MFW
Yesterday one of my roommates put a cup in his pants to pretend he had a boner. He tried to knock on a friend's door but humping it with the cup. One of his nuts was between his body and the cup. ******* crushed his nut, on the floor for a solid five minutes, gagging like a ************ .


College is pretty cool.

MFW
User avatar #21 to #16 - vortexrain (11/08/2013) [-]
Reading that made my nuts hurt. I need to go lie down.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ilcecchino (11/08/2013) [-]
Not as much as you'd think. but alot of times what you see goes on in the dorms and not just "college" so if you commute chances are you'll never see this
User avatar #15 to #14 - arialynx (11/08/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm planning on getting a dorm because I'm going to be moving to a different state. It'll be interesting to see what goes on in the halls.
User avatar #45 to #15 - IamWhoIam (11/08/2013) [-]
Where are you going to go?
User avatar #53 to #45 - arialynx (11/08/2013) [-]
Not sure. Maybe some kind of doctor, I'd like to help people.
User avatar #56 to #53 - IamWhoIam (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you're still just a senior. I'm planning on Education now instead of Engineering because at this moment Calculus is ******* me in the ass.
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