And the day is saved again. just a story me and a friend came up with. Sir, the are attacking!! What?!?! Haw has this happened? I den' t knew sir, what demure ?
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And the day is saved again

just a story me and a friend came up with

Sir, the ******* are attacking!!
What?!?! Haw has this happened?
I den' t knew sir, what demure ?
Quickly, deploy ****** distraction units, send aut "The Celene!"
Sir, right away-.
Dram Iwas afraid this, send in the Watermelon and Grape Drink units!!!!
Sir! It' s. still net enaugh!!
Damnit all, we must send aut the Fat White Bitches, Prepare the fat white bitch cannon!!!
Sir, it seems ta be working, they are all daing that wierd dance move where they slam they' re grains against each other.
Seed net strenghten the...
Sir, they' stopped pelvic slamming, they are advancing!!!
Na, what demure have left, send in the rappers, , Lil Wayne, anyine!!!
Sir, all we have is Kanye West
Haye we reached no other eption.
We have exhausted eur resources.
Send him wt.
Sir, Kanye West is leading them away, we are victorious!!!
Wait, he’ s.... West is leading them back, it' s. a ceep!!!
Damnit, this is the end Gentlemen.
Na, neithe end
What, Neil Degrassi ??? l? l? l
Ye s, it is I, the astro- physics black guy!
But, these are just simple ****** ; net well educated members secioty like yourselfe
I will use my knowledge ta same this world, er die trying.
I salute you, Neil Degrassi Tyson.
We all sir.
Cgreater man has this Earth.
Sir, it seems ta be working, he' s, confusing all the ******* and causing them ta retreat!!!
Hers dew it men, the day is saved again by Neil Degrassi Tyson!!!!
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Submitted: 08/17/2014
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#1 - mr skeltal (08/17/2014) [-]
I think you and your friend are autistic racists
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