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And on this day, There was another.

 
And on this day, There was another.. YES YOU SEE THAT ? YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE TWO BEAUTIFUL MOTHER SIGNIFY? WHAT? NO I DON'T HAVE TESTICULAR CANCER, MY CONCUBINE

**** ******* YES


YOU SEE THAT **** ? YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE TWO BEAUTIFUL MOTHER ******* SIGNIFY? WHAT? **** NO I DON'T HAVE TESTICULAR CANCER, MY CONCUBINE HAS TAKEN MY SEED!
TWO.
TWO YOU FILTHY CASUALS
I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THEY BROUGHT THE MCRIB BACK BITCHES. IMMAGOBUYSOME BABY **** TODAY, YOU KNOW HOW ******* RAD THAT IS?

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Submitted: 09/22/2014
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#3 - murphyslawtesties (09/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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Well then, i guess you should say good bye to these then

Congratulations though
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#9 - skulldan ONLINE (09/22/2014) [+] (39 replies)
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#7 - schnizel (09/22/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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How's the lucky guy?
How's the lucky guy?
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#157 - whatugawkinat (09/22/2014) [-]
Finally relevant
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#122 - sirluciferrr (09/22/2014) [-]
Congratulations, maybe MTV will approach you now..
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#367 to #122 - crocodilorage (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope the OP's baby dies inside of her cum bucket womb.

I hope you cry while holding the dead corpse of your disfigured baby.

How does it feel to take all that semen in you disgusting bitch. Oh yeah they filled you up didnt they.
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#401 to #367 - immatakeaduty [OP](09/23/2014) [-]
YOUMADBRO? Also, I'm the injector of the semen. You can keep bein a "badass" behind your username, we all know your just a whiny bitch
YOUMADBRO? Also, I'm the injector of the semen.

You can keep bein a "badass" behind your username, we all know your just a whiny bitch
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#407 to #401 - crocodilorage (09/24/2014) [-]
AW SHIET ***** , i ****** up.

I was just cruising on my hate boat casually hating every other post, i didn't even notice who i flamed. You are that cool guy i had a conversation with.

**** man, im sowwy, didn't mean it. Best of luck to you, you deserve it.
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User avatar #11 - meanberry (09/22/2014) [-]
You just cought the worst STD's of them all.
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User avatar #123 to #11 - bigpapapilgrim (09/22/2014) [-]
I'd rather get someone pregnant than know I will die in 10 years due to aids.
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User avatar #321 to #123 - meanberry (09/23/2014) [-]
The std is hiv wich you can live an close to normal life with. aids is not an std it's something you get if you do not treat your hiv in time.
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User avatar #384 to #321 - bigpapapilgrim (09/23/2014) [-]
True, but HIV is a burden, the treatment is never a cure. At least if you have an unwanted child you can get an abortion or send the child to a foster home. there is no home for HIV besides your blood.
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#12 to #11 - immatakeaduty [OP](09/22/2014) [-]
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#14 to #12 - meanberry (09/22/2014) [-]
I don't know much about you, but you can take a joke wich makes you chill and being chill is one of the most important traits as a parent.
I like you.
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#35 - oldmangoodman ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
I'll be waiting for you
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User avatar #36 to #35 - oldmangoodman ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
Congrats btw
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#168 - Toshiro (09/22/2014) [-]
Conceived during the fall of 4chan. The chosen one is coming to lead us to a glorious new age of nightmare fuel website hosting!
Conceived during the fall of 4chan. The chosen one is coming to lead us to a glorious new age of nightmare fuel website hosting!
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User avatar #374 to #168 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
No. It's just another worthless little **** . There's 7 billion ******* people on the face of the Earth. Millions are born every day. I'm expected to give a **** about this faggot? **** no.
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#120 - obscuredcloud (09/22/2014) [-]
Soooo.... you have done it?
Soooo.... you have done it?
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User avatar #375 to #120 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
No genius. God ****** his wife. He's still a virgin.
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User avatar #38 - guffspeak (09/22/2014) [-]
She peed on that.

peed
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#234 to #38 - Anetheril (09/23/2014) [-]
**Anetheril rolled image** Thats kind of hot
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#75 - iforgetwhattosay (09/22/2014) [-]
children aren't my thing, but cheers to you. be a better father than i would be not very hard at all really
children aren't my thing, but cheers to you. be a better father than i would be not very hard at all really
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#15 - anon (09/22/2014) [-]
Name your new found little one after the glorious leader! Also, congrats.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - immatakeaduty [OP](09/22/2014) [-]
Thanks yo! ANd if he would ever let out his name, i would
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#186 - oceanfrank ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
congrats.... faggot
congrats.... faggot
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#72 - infinitereaper (09/22/2014) [-]
pregnant sex
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User avatar #241 to #72 - sheiladikshit (09/23/2014) [-]
my boss told me recently while his wife was pregnant, he didn't have sex that whole time cause she would complain about some **** on pregnancy cramps or ********
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User avatar #252 to #72 - elcreepo ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
From what I hear it's actually quite nice, the babybump has the constancy of an exercise ball and there's no chance of accidentally penetrating her cervix (which is painful for most chicks but a fetish for some, so maybe not a plus)
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User avatar #113 to #72 - platinuminfernape (09/22/2014) [-]
My fetish
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User avatar #130 to #113 - raynagrimm (09/22/2014) [-]
so hot
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#404 to #130 - jakeattack (09/23/2014) [-]
wat why did i get rekt and you got 5 thumbs
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User avatar #405 to #404 - raynagrimm (09/23/2014) [-]
funnyjunk = bipolar as ****
take a thumb
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#317 to #113 - jakeattack (09/23/2014) [-]
same here.....
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User avatar #44 - fornowjr (09/22/2014) [-]
Congrats my friend! Make sure to show him FunnyJunk at a young age.
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#61 to #44 - anonymousfinn (09/22/2014) [-]
I don't think the kid needs childhood trauma, but maybe that's just me
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User avatar #110 to #44 - skullhead (09/22/2014) [-]
do not listen to this man
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User avatar #181 - DontDeleteMeAgain (09/22/2014) [-]
With a kid on the way, you're not going to have time/energy for internet shenanigans in 9 months. I think this user solved the riddle of how to get off this site!
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User avatar #253 to #181 - elcreepo ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Problem is the majority of users can't get near enough to a female to impregnate her w
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#139 - spinaltap (09/22/2014) [-]
no relevent reaction image, so here's one of my favorites
no relevent reaction image, so here's one of my favorites
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#191 - esmebuffay ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
It's always nice to see someone genuinely excited about having a baby, honestly, congrats.
It's always nice to see someone genuinely excited about having a baby, honestly, congrats.
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#322 - xCONGiEx ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #199 - bloodeyes (09/23/2014) [-]
welcome to our ranks my friend, prepare and be merry, it is a war with great trials and great reward to raise the young, but beware, near the end of your pre-war prep, there will come a time when thine maiden becomes distraught and easily tempered, tread lightly, for once ye cross this field into fatherhood, forevermore will your joys be many.
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