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#3 - alcoholandthc (01/07/2016) [-]
> buy apartment for X $
> heat light and maintain apartment with salary

or

> buy mansion on 20 acres of land for X $
> sell soul to satan for money to light and heat it
> start cooking meth for money to clean it and maintain grounds
> property tax

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#49 to #3 - shleker (01/08/2016) [-]
In France we have a **** lot of taxes on everything, and those castles are in the middle of nowhere + The land wich is attached to the castles is usually protected, not legally buildable...

You can buy one of these, but all your wealth will go into taxes, an you will end up living as an ermit in the middle of the forest, hunting and cutting your own firewood...
User avatar #48 to #3 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/08/2016) [-]
>not using candles everywhere
>not using the fireplace to heat and cook
>not using the local peasants to do your yard work
>not being the king of England

Please
User avatar #47 to #3 - sonsofsol (01/08/2016) [-]
Also castles tend to be in the middle of ************* nowhere. At least the grotty undeveloped lot I can pitch a tent in is in Brooklyn.
User avatar #24 to #3 - haroldsaxon (01/08/2016) [-]
Rent out parts of it to cover these costs. But yeah, that's where these castles get expensive.
User avatar #35 to #24 - ompalomper (01/08/2016) [-]
Expensive? ***** more like un maintainable. It simply isn't feasible to own and maintain properties like these anymore, the cost of the staff needed is simply to high.

The most valuable thing you get is the land and that is what surprise me. It seems like the land should be more expensive than that.
User avatar #58 to #35 - haroldsaxon (01/08/2016) [-]
I think the land is cheaper because of laws protecting it. It would be very hard to build anything on most of them.
User avatar #17 to #3 - WwIiSsPp (01/08/2016) [-]
if i was even in the ballpark to consider buying a 5.6 million dollar castle in Europe, i dont think heating costs/property taxes would be something that is totally concerning to my pocket
User avatar #6 to #3 - heartlessrobot (01/07/2016) [-]
Just robe yourself in furs and linens if you get cold.
And a stick wrapped in pitch-soaked cloth is cheap.
#18 to #6 - thraxas (01/08/2016) [-]
exactly! and as for keeping the grass and bushes trimmed by some goats..or some sheep free wool to keep you warm too! ...
User avatar #13 to #6 - loopymoomoo (01/08/2016) [-]
also, who needs to pay for taxes if they think its abandoned
its not
just inhabited by some creepy ******
in a robe with a beard
and a torch
User avatar #55 to #13 - heartlessrobot (01/08/2016) [-]
Send out your knights to collect the taxes.
#19 to #13 - thraxas (01/08/2016) [-]
thats some ****** scooby doo next level ****

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