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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #10 - hurleyy
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he's calling the rabbit stupid when he he make 3 wishes to get something that only needs 1 wish
#14 - justleaving
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User avatar #4 - robotekk
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"I want all the bears in the country to be female"
Wouldn't he be female too? And doesn't that mean the rabbit wants some lesbian bear action?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Mr unpopular [OP]
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Nope
#6 to #5 - robotekk
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User avatar #22 - timmity
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both are idiots, you just need one wish to get everything you want. Wish for OMNIPOTENCE.
#47 to #22 - norville
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Wouldn't work as Omnipotence is impossible as it would be paradoxical. Just take this simple thing if you were Omnipotent you could create a rock that not even you could lift but if you can't lift it you aren't Omnipotent.
#49 to #47 - plaguehammer
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Isn't it Omnipotence knowing and seeing everything though? like Omni is everything or something?
#50 to #49 - norville
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No that is Omniscient .
#51 to #50 - plaguehammer
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ah ok, thx
#53 to #51 - norville
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Wishing to be Omniscient would work though as then you could get whatever you would know how to make or get whatever you wanted problem is you run the risk of what happened to the russian girl in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull happening to you unless you first wished that your brain would be able to handle the massive amount of information and could sort through it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - timmity
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vagina/
User avatar #63 to #22 - Dwarf
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Norville pwnt you.
#23 to #22 - xalexander
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Finally someone thinks the correct way
User avatar #24 to #23 - playerdous
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What a boring wish though there would be no challenge in life.
User avatar #56 to #24 - shunkahawolf
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what if you made it so you had to level up and get more powers? like start off with flight and regeneration and the more you used them (for good or evil or just for fun) the more powers you would unlock
User avatar #30 to #24 - timmity
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you could make it so that the challange in life came back, and if you commited suicide, the powers would just cme back. simple
User avatar #31 to #30 - playerdous
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Think about it like a video game using god mode its entertaining for a bit but loses its appeal much faster than playing the game normally or with lesser cheats.
User avatar #32 to #31 - timmity
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DID YOU EVEN READ MY COMMENT?
User avatar #33 to #32 - playerdous
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Yes. But i responded vaguely because I didn't quite get it. Okay from what your saying life would be made to go on as normal until death/suicide then you would revert to god mode? At first I thought you were saying something like forcing a challenge into existence.
User avatar #34 to #33 - timmity
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..NO. as in, make life sort of a challange, but some coool basic powers, if it gets too much for you, and you commit suicide, you get all your powers back, do it again once god mode fgets boring, rinse, repeat.
User avatar #36 to #34 - nucularwar
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I'd live through life multiple times, each with no memories (until a certain point) of my previous lives, and each time with a different superpower
User avatar #37 to #36 - timmity
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how odd of you
User avatar #38 to #37 - nucularwar
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It'd be interesting. See how I live each life, after the fact. See how being raised by different people makes me turn out differently. Plus, superpowers.
User avatar #27 to #24 - brucekillah
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Not everybody wants a challenging life
User avatar #25 to #24 - shenanidingus
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The challenged to stop being so awesome.
User avatar #26 to #22 - andovaredoras
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Exactly what i say every time this ''you have 3 wishes'' thing comes up. or maybe even just 1 wish. If it was 3 wishes, i'd wish for omnipotence, 2nd wish would be that no one could remove the omnipotence from me (cant let someone else unwish it). i would probably want to wish for some sort of rulebook though, that only i could use. That way i can put some sort of limits to myself so i wouldn't accidently cause something i wouldnt want. (because usually omnipotence is known as just imagining or thinking about something to cause it)
#43 to #26 - mymissiondaytwo
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I believe there should be some rules in "3 wishes" jokes.
Djinns (geenies), fairies or whatever shouldn't be able to make someone stronger than they are. They're usually stuck in some bottle or lamp, so it means they're definitely not omnipotent.
Second, everything is taken literally, so careful what you wish for. (inb4 you want all the chicks to fall in love with you)
Third, they must have been trapped there for a reason, right ? For all we know that's Lucifer incarnate and he'll **** on your life and on everything you even remotely like.
User avatar #55 to #43 - shunkahawolf
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actually according to djinn lore, most djinn would use bottles and lamps as ways of traveling easily. they would give there bottle to their most trusted servants or friends and when they arrived at their destination would grant that freind/servant three wishes as a reward. but they could also be tricked into bottles and containers and would offer 3 wishes to be released again.
User avatar #42 to #26 - kyuubey
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But since you're already omnipotent you wouldn't need that second wish, you could use your omnipotence to prevent people from unwishing it.
User avatar #35 to #26 - nucularwar
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The rulebook thing's pretty smart.
Although if you're omnipotent you could conceivably return reality to how it was before you messed up.
User avatar #45 to #35 - andovaredoras
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for example, i'd prefer not to accidently imagine any horrors from horror movies simply because i accidently thought about it before bed (do you go to bed when youre omnipotent?)
User avatar #60 to #45 - nucularwar
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You wouldn't have to but if you wanted to you could I guess
#64 to #22 - creepyunclebob
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Better and safer idea: wish to have the happiest and most fulfilling life you could possibly have.
#39 - xchewsifferx
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And now every bear species in the world goes extinct because there are only females left.
#44 to #39 - emberstar
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User avatar #12 - psykobear
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Couldn't the rabbit NOT be a dick and just use his third to make all other rabbits female? Then he would have a motorbike, some duds, and bitches.
User avatar #17 to #12 - amuzen
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I think the idea is he wanted to single handedly cause a mass extinction of the bear race that was earlier trying to kill him.

Although I think it's worth noting that bears are scavengers not hunters so it would be very odd indeed for a bear to be chasing a rabbit.
User avatar #19 to #17 - psykobear
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Yeah. I see what you mean.
The wishes were only if they stopped chasing each other, so it was kind of unneeded.
#40 - sesshomarru
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User avatar #13 - daringdestiny
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Silly Rabbit, boots and a helmet are two things
User avatar #16 to #13 - althalus
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should have just wished for "motorbike riding gear" and classed it all as one.
User avatar #2 - worshippingbensho
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effective way to kill off all the bears in the world... but that is quite sad... now there will be no more big cuddly ones around here in sweden...
#3 to #2 - Mr unpopular [OP]
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Søta Bror
#52 - anon id: 9cd1d742
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The bear shouldn't worry too much, because there are plenty of gay "bears"out there that he could spend some time with. ;)
#62 to #52 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random comment #147 posted by giinthir at Dat Cosplay ** :
You're trying too hard.
#65 to #62 - giinthir
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