an amazing person
She plays Zelda every night for an hour, usually in short shorts.
I might have the perfect girlfriend.
I might have the perfect girlfriend.
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ninegagleader (12/07/2015) [-] 
>I've made my peace with it (really, I have)
yeah, better make a huge compilation of her
yeah, better make a huge compilation of her
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enlightednatzie (12/07/2015) [-]
*farts*
I also want her to sit on my face with her sphincter surrounding my lips as she fills my throat with gas and fecal liquids. Man i wanna eat her *********** ass so bad... Ohhh ohhh yeaahhh ahhh... *cums*
I also want her to sit on my face with her sphincter surrounding my lips as she fills my throat with gas and fecal liquids. Man i wanna eat her *********** ass so bad... Ohhh ohhh yeaahhh ahhh... *cums*
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PFCMadness (12/08/2015) [-] You never should have let Starscream visit Australia, Lord Megatron...
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greyhoundfd (12/08/2015) [-] Actually my name is very slightly blue, as you can clearly tell you white bastard.
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greyhoundfd (12/09/2015) [-] No, you're just retarded. The names on here get gradually more blue as your profile gets older. If it looks grey to you, you are objectively wrong.
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thismustbeseen (12/08/2015) [-] I couldn't agree more with this. This guy is clearly still attached.
Also, she's completely the wrong girl for me. Nothing in this comp appeals to me, except that she's kind of nerdy. That's about it. I pretty much hate else about her as far as I can tell.
To each their own, of course, but I'm pretty sick of this "oh she likes to play Zelda a lot, she's a total gamer and loves the same things I love, she's so unique and one of a kind, hurr durr". Uh no. A boatload of girls like Zelda, and I don't. If you find someone who's into Forged Alliance Forever, let me know, and I'll acknowledge that she's actually a rare find.
Also, she's completely the wrong girl for me. Nothing in this comp appeals to me, except that she's kind of nerdy. That's about it. I pretty much hate else about her as far as I can tell.
To each their own, of course, but I'm pretty sick of this "oh she likes to play Zelda a lot, she's a total gamer and loves the same things I love, she's so unique and one of a kind, hurr durr". Uh no. A boatload of girls like Zelda, and I don't. If you find someone who's into Forged Alliance Forever, let me know, and I'll acknowledge that she's actually a rare find.
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talldumbdork (12/08/2015) [-] Thank you for sharing your preferences with funnyjunk. We will work tirelessly to find the woman of your standards so we don't was your busy schedule.
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datmoustache (12/08/2015) [-] Have a couple in my alliance, one if our leader and the other is cool, neither are obese losers. The leader is a successful housewife with kids.
Pic related it's my character hit me up for some good ol pirating.
Pic related it's my character hit me up for some good ol pirating.
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datmoustache (12/10/2015) [-] You can just look up my character in game, same guy as in the ******** drawn meme I posted
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smokingman (12/12/2015) [-] I'm not subbed right now, but evewho did the job. If I ever sub back...
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nustix (12/08/2015) [-] I would but I'm at university right now and my laptop runs ubuntu which makes it hard to run eve. Soonest I can properly play is when I'm at my parents in the weekend when I have a desktop. My character name is Otso Penken, you can add me if you want but I won't be online most likely.
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nanacacapoopoo (12/08/2015) [-]
I love the fact that this has more likes than the post
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vvthegreats (12/08/2015) [-]
Almost as many thumbs as the content itself . . . come on guys we can do this! Only 1346-1118= 228 thumbs left!!!!
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tarabostes (12/08/2015) [-] 1. You'd die
2. Wouldn't Cream eating you out be better? ;;;;;;^)
2. Wouldn't Cream eating you out be better? ;;;;;;^)
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cosmicapprentice (12/08/2015) [-] A hand that makes stuff disappear to another dimension vs a Stand that eats stuff and sends them to another dimension, yeah, I'll take The Hand.
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cosmicapprentice (12/09/2015) [-] All of us. And pls, no spoil, I haven't properly started part 5 yet
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cosmicapprentice (12/10/2015) [-] Why would I? I've only the read the manga, haven't watched the adaptations.
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terribletim (12/08/2015) [-] I know your pain admin, it's not your fault admin, we both know we hide behind artificial smiles 
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chuckledarkly (12/08/2015) [-] please dont say that....
im get close to 30 and im not married.
im get close to 30 and im not married.
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anon (12/07/2015) [-] My girlfriend is my right hand.....Just like everyone else on this website......
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garin (12/08/2015) [-] The Last Kingdom, Playing on BBC and you could access the past ones on www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer Great series, the books are even better (I know, I feel horrible for saying it but it is true). The author is Bernard Cornwell and it is from The Warrior Chronicles, about 10 books in total. Check it out, man.
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iforgetwhattosay (12/07/2015) [-] don't speak for me. i have a special one in my life and it isn't my right hand it's my left hand
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wheteverlol (12/07/2015) [-] What are you talking about? I've never even met your right hand.
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unoletmehavename ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-] I feel you,I read the comments down there,and im in kinda the same ship,had one gf and we broke up and it kinda left me empty,and demotivated in finding someone,I started faculty(college) and I just don't have a feeling im liked at all,I have friends there,but they are all super popular,easy to find someone,heck one of them is one of the better students has a car and is 1.95 m tall,no girl will notice me besides him and one that has a way with words,so as much as I like them and grown close to them i feel they are seriously ******* me up with my self esteem,I am a virgin didn't have sex and I feel like they are judging me about that,there were jokes of course which most of the time i shrug off,but I still feel like even if they mean well,they are kinda toxic to me,about all the sex and stuff,I get that college should be the best part of my life,but I don't feel like that,its huge ammount of stress,studying,the peer pressure to have sex,which as much I would like to,simply can't get going with no one,so yeah a pretty ****** up situation.
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raidaltamimi (12/07/2015) [-] I've lost every last bit of hope, I know for a fact that I'm gonna live the rest of my life alone, and I have no choice other than get along with it
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raidaltamimi (12/07/2015) [-] I wish to believe that, I really do, but nothing in my life support what your saying, at least for me.
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marinepenguin (12/07/2015) [-] If you maintain a mindset of self-destruction and self-pity, no one can help you. The way you face your problems and the confidence you have in yourself makes all of the difference. Nothing is ever completely lost until you no longer try or have hope.
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raidaltamimi (12/07/2015) [-] If only there's a way to get out of this situation, dude, it's not like I choose to feel that way, I don't want to think that way, but loneliness makes think that way, when everybody turns their backs on you, you do nothing butt feel like **** , it's never a choice, what you really get to choose is either live with it, or end everything, once and for all
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severepwner (12/07/2015) [-] Dude, if you want to be alone, then you will be alone. Because it's starting to sound you want to prove yourself right by staying alone.
>>#113
How old are you? 20 something? You really have no idea how young you are do you? Look around your social life right now, no I don't mean who you hang out with or don't, I mean the people you know your friends. At your age (not sure what it is) I'm guessing you have some friends who are ALREADY getting married, getting pregnant and the works.
Are you happy for them? Jealous? Take a closer look. Do these actually look like good relationships to you? Some of these people have been barely married a year and they are already getting tired of each other, it scares them so they desperately try to hold onto that "spark". This isn't an attitude that should be happening until they've been married 25+ years, and it's happening now. Why? Because all these marriages that are happening with people in their 20s are IMPULSE MARRIAGES.
These people feel just as pressured as you to get a lover, get a spouse, start a family, that they start making bad relationship decisions to speed up the process just so they can do what society expects of them. This includes marrying people they don't love, and making people like you feel self conscious and pressured because your life is apparently not going fast enough.
Do you wanna know why the divorce rate is so high? It's because of those people, who don't think, they just do what's expected. Do you wanna be like those people? Of course you don't. So here's what you should do, relax. Your life is nowhere near over, you still have the rest of your life to get to where you want to be.
The other thing, DON'T GIVE UP. Because that's what you're doing right now. You are making one of the simplest objectives in the world much harder than it needs to be. Do you think that most people who get into relationships are some kind of amazingly charismatic badasses who are the lucky few? News flash, they're not. Look at your parents, look at your friends, look at your friend's parents. What do you notice? They aren't all that interesting. Most of these people are just average joes who did their best. And you're the same if not better than them. So stop acting like it's over for you, because it's not. Just get your act together the best you can, and face the world some more.
You can't win, if you never play.
>>#113
How old are you? 20 something? You really have no idea how young you are do you? Look around your social life right now, no I don't mean who you hang out with or don't, I mean the people you know your friends. At your age (not sure what it is) I'm guessing you have some friends who are ALREADY getting married, getting pregnant and the works.
Are you happy for them? Jealous? Take a closer look. Do these actually look like good relationships to you? Some of these people have been barely married a year and they are already getting tired of each other, it scares them so they desperately try to hold onto that "spark". This isn't an attitude that should be happening until they've been married 25+ years, and it's happening now. Why? Because all these marriages that are happening with people in their 20s are IMPULSE MARRIAGES.
These people feel just as pressured as you to get a lover, get a spouse, start a family, that they start making bad relationship decisions to speed up the process just so they can do what society expects of them. This includes marrying people they don't love, and making people like you feel self conscious and pressured because your life is apparently not going fast enough.
Do you wanna know why the divorce rate is so high? It's because of those people, who don't think, they just do what's expected. Do you wanna be like those people? Of course you don't. So here's what you should do, relax. Your life is nowhere near over, you still have the rest of your life to get to where you want to be.
The other thing, DON'T GIVE UP. Because that's what you're doing right now. You are making one of the simplest objectives in the world much harder than it needs to be. Do you think that most people who get into relationships are some kind of amazingly charismatic badasses who are the lucky few? News flash, they're not. Look at your parents, look at your friends, look at your friend's parents. What do you notice? They aren't all that interesting. Most of these people are just average joes who did their best. And you're the same if not better than them. So stop acting like it's over for you, because it's not. Just get your act together the best you can, and face the world some more.
You can't win, if you never play.
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hamshef (12/08/2015) [-] You don't know me, but I would like to personally say thank you for that amazing comment.
Especially that last inspirational paragraph, it really opened my eyes. Lately I have been going through problems, not making any friends at college, worrying about the future and many more things.
As if I thought things couldn't get worse, last week my uncle passed away, and the next day I found out one of my close friends online had committed suicide she had done so months prior, but I thought she was just too busy to be online, until I checked the comments on a website that she posts her art on . I have been receding further into myself and not talking much with friends or family I have not told anyone other than another friend about my friends suicide . I feel that your comment has given me some sort of confidence boost, how long it will last I don't know but I will make the most of it to push myself to do well on my finals this week, so I can't thank you enough for your comment. I wasn't sure where my depression was leading me but I knew it wasn't anywhere good, your comment really helped bring the light sorry if this whole comment sounds like an edgy teen's comment, I don't intend for it to sound like that
Especially that last inspirational paragraph, it really opened my eyes. Lately I have been going through problems, not making any friends at college, worrying about the future and many more things.
As if I thought things couldn't get worse, last week my uncle passed away, and the next day I found out one of my close friends online had committed suicide she had done so months prior, but I thought she was just too busy to be online, until I checked the comments on a website that she posts her art on . I have been receding further into myself and not talking much with friends or family I have not told anyone other than another friend about my friends suicide . I feel that your comment has given me some sort of confidence boost, how long it will last I don't know but I will make the most of it to push myself to do well on my finals this week, so I can't thank you enough for your comment. I wasn't sure where my depression was leading me but I knew it wasn't anywhere good, your comment really helped bring the light sorry if this whole comment sounds like an edgy teen's comment, I don't intend for it to sound like that
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severepwner (12/08/2015) [-] The people that died, they wouldn't have wanted you to follow them, and they definitely don't want you to be where you are because of them.
Be the best and survive until the end.
Be the best and survive until the end.
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raidaltamimi (12/08/2015) [-] First, thank you so much for the great comment, I do appreciate that if only I had people like this in my life , second, yes I'm only 21. if this is my situation now I wonder what will it be 10 years later . people needs to understand, I don't like this condition, I want to get out of it because it's doing nothing but killing me.
-Looking around this world doesn't make it any better, people laughing, friends hanging out and having fun, a couple having the time of their life, that's what I see. Why can't I have at least a friends that I go hang out with them?
-And yes, I strongly agree with you, I completely understand that marrying in these ages are impulse marriages Caused by both of them trying to do everything just fast without knowing anything at all, I completely understand that, but, my friend, don't you think reaching 21 without having a slight relationship, is gonna reflect on any relationship I'll try to start in the future? every. single. person I've known in my life has had at least someone in his life at some point, everyone.
-Finally, I'm trying not to give up, as a Engineering student I know I have a bright future, but again, I feel so empty, the whole world rejects me with their eyes, dude, my existence doesn't matter to anyone, this is NOT what I want no, that's why I'm commenting asking for help, as if I'm going to find it here, but hey, I'M NOT GIVING UP.
-Looking around this world doesn't make it any better, people laughing, friends hanging out and having fun, a couple having the time of their life, that's what I see. Why can't I have at least a friends that I go hang out with them?
-And yes, I strongly agree with you, I completely understand that marrying in these ages are impulse marriages Caused by both of them trying to do everything just fast without knowing anything at all, I completely understand that, but, my friend, don't you think reaching 21 without having a slight relationship, is gonna reflect on any relationship I'll try to start in the future? every. single. person I've known in my life has had at least someone in his life at some point, everyone.
-Finally, I'm trying not to give up, as a Engineering student I know I have a bright future, but again, I feel so empty, the whole world rejects me with their eyes, dude, my existence doesn't matter to anyone, this is NOT what I want no, that's why I'm commenting asking for help, as if I'm going to find it here, but hey, I'M NOT GIVING UP.
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bignose (12/07/2015) [-] I have a friend who has not left his house in 6 years who has managed to get himself a boyfriend.
I'm gonna be frank, if his sorry ass can get a boyfriend (who regularly visits him, btw) then anybody with higher mental function than a vegetable can.
Loneliness kills...really, I know first hand what it can do to people as I've been through it myself. I truly believe it should be classed as a sub-branch of depression. So what you do, is you work on making yourself feel better by yourself. Forget about other people for now, they come later. Work on yourself. Get a hobby. Start a sport. Anything. Hell...PRETEND to be interested in something if you have to. Just go outside, and be yourself.
People may laugh at your autistic attempts at socialising, but consider the fact that you haven't come out any worse than you went in and it puts things in perspective. You'll meet somebody eventually. It's almost mathematically guaranteed.
I'm gonna be frank, if his sorry ass can get a boyfriend (who regularly visits him, btw) then anybody with higher mental function than a vegetable can.
Loneliness kills...really, I know first hand what it can do to people as I've been through it myself. I truly believe it should be classed as a sub-branch of depression. So what you do, is you work on making yourself feel better by yourself. Forget about other people for now, they come later. Work on yourself. Get a hobby. Start a sport. Anything. Hell...PRETEND to be interested in something if you have to. Just go outside, and be yourself.
People may laugh at your autistic attempts at socialising, but consider the fact that you haven't come out any worse than you went in and it puts things in perspective. You'll meet somebody eventually. It's almost mathematically guaranteed.
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anon (12/08/2015) [-]
Getting boyfriends is easier than getting girlfriends these days. Guys looking for an actual relationship just want love and commitment. Today's chicks keep holding out for Mr. Unrealistic And Is Probably Already Married If He Exists Holy **** No Bitch Would Let Him Get Away Are You Stupid.
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raidaltamimi (12/08/2015) [-] I've been living most of my life alone (21 here) so I've learned how to do everything in my life by my self, I go skating, practice martial arts, invent new electronic stuff.
but living this life all alone has really bad effects, what I'm trying to do here is to not get it even worse, most of the time, I really need someone to do activity with, **** the whole relationship thing, I need friends to go and hang out with, I'm full of life, full of energy, but my life was nothing but college at the morning and staying home for the rest of the day, that's not good.
Thank you so much man for trying to help, much appreciated, the more I use this site the more I find how awesome this community are.
but living this life all alone has really bad effects, what I'm trying to do here is to not get it even worse, most of the time, I really need someone to do activity with, **** the whole relationship thing, I need friends to go and hang out with, I'm full of life, full of energy, but my life was nothing but college at the morning and staying home for the rest of the day, that's not good.
Thank you so much man for trying to help, much appreciated, the more I use this site the more I find how awesome this community are.
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marinepenguin (12/07/2015) [-] Everyone feels those emotions, you aren't the first person to experience loneliness and you won't be the last by any means. Unless you have a legitimate mental disorder like depression or anxiety that hinders your ability to live life or socialize with other human beings, it's most likely your mindset and attitude that is making the situation worse than it is, and hindering your ability to get out of it.
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SwiftNinja (12/08/2015) [-] Oh boy is it frustrating to see self-pitying faggots like you who think they're the only one who feels that way. Maybe you should die alone and rid the gene pool of yourself. The fact that you're posting crying anime characters makes it so ******* cringey too, holy **** .
How is it being 15?
Ps: Getting a girlfriend isn't as good as you think. It won't solve your problems, but it will create new ones.
Pps: Don't be fooled into thinking anyone gives a **** if you do/don't have a girlfriend. Nobody does.
How is it being 15?
Ps: Getting a girlfriend isn't as good as you think. It won't solve your problems, but it will create new ones.
Pps: Don't be fooled into thinking anyone gives a **** if you do/don't have a girlfriend. Nobody does.
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twentyninersaregay (12/07/2015) [-]
Cheer up dude! we all have our ups and downs, you gotta like yourself first in order that someone else likes you. and you don't need no woman in yo life, you are a strong indepent faggot.
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smokingman (12/08/2015) [-] **** off man, there's literal billions of women out there, you can do it
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SwiftNinja (12/08/2015) [-] You say it well my friend.
These people would rather indulge in self pity and the pity of others than make the effort to seek out a relationship.
These people would rather indulge in self pity and the pity of others than make the effort to seek out a relationship.
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crlmsonhazard (12/08/2015) [-] me too bro, 28 year old kissless virgin. The worst is people pestering me about it. "Why are you single? "
Hmm lets see, i gross less than 10k a year, Im 100 pounds overweight, and im so ugly that i cant go out in public without people staring. I have so very very many options for poon
Hmm lets see, i gross less than 10k a year, Im 100 pounds overweight, and im so ugly that i cant go out in public without people staring. I have so very very many options for poon
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marinepenguin (12/07/2015) [-] Not only is there somebody out there for you, there's multiple people out there for you. No one has someone that matches them perfectly in every way, there's no such thing as a "perfect match" or a "soulmate". But there are thousands of individuals out there who are compatible with you and would be able to be with you in a healthy and motivating relationship. Whether you find those certain people depend on your attitude, your lifestyle, your choices, and a little bit of luck. GIving up and feeling sorry for yourself sure makes that chance quite a bit lower.
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bignose (12/07/2015) [-] That's precisely the point. Give up...stop trying. Accept that you will live the rest of your life alone, and if you feel ****** about that fact change your life into one you'd be happy to do so in. Learn to be content with nothing but yourself.
Once you achieve that you've effectively become what most-all women want, and they will roll in. And the best part? You get to be choosey about them 'cause you don't give a **** if you don't get with them.
Once you achieve that you've effectively become what most-all women want, and they will roll in. And the best part? You get to be choosey about them 'cause you don't give a **** if you don't get with them.
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anon (12/07/2015) [-]
I mean, I consider everything to be a law of averages in the Universe.
As such, although the baseline may be one person right for one person, there may be someone who 2 people are right for them. Or 5, or 20, or 1000.
So, in order to keep balance, there has to be people like us with 0 people for them to keep the baseline at 1.
As such, although the baseline may be one person right for one person, there may be someone who 2 people are right for them. Or 5, or 20, or 1000.
So, in order to keep balance, there has to be people like us with 0 people for them to keep the baseline at 1.
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StewieGGriffin (12/08/2015) [-] Law of averages is a fallacy. Still there might or might not be a person for everyone, it just depends on how hard they're willing to look.
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arpheus ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-] Someone is calling me on skype. Oh, wait... It's just that feel again.
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barakakaka (12/07/2015) [-] He...he... I totally do those things with my.... *sigh*
...Girlfriend...
...Girlfriend...
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zpowell (12/07/2015) [-] Let's be real, you broke up with her so you can post dank >tfwnogf memes
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kaiserdjg (12/07/2015) [-] me and my gf argue a lot, its not easy at times, but i promised myself i would try my best to be understanding and patient with her.
i need work too.
i need work too.
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kaiserdjg (12/07/2015) [-] it depends, a lot of arguments arise because people are different and what matters to someone might not matter all that much to someone else,and its difficult to understand why someone you like does not care about the things you care about, but thats the difference between men and women and types of people.
it can be trivial to you but important to them, the relationship develops when after time you start to adapt your behaviour to suit your partner because you care for them you start to make sure you make them feel better by caring also, or just having consideration to how they are.
its hard sometimes because some people care about the strangest things and trying to adapt everything you know to suit them can feel very one sided and that can cause arguments too because you start to feel they are too much to handle
i always try to remember every little thing but im still me and i do not want to lose what makes me , me. and if i mess up sometimes that does not mean i do not care about the person which is what a lot of women jump to thinking about, its just a little hard to remember all your **** lol
in the end if they can't love you for who you are as a person and you find yourself changing to much to suit them , its not the right thing for you, there needs to be a balance, you cannot go against your nature.
it can be trivial to you but important to them, the relationship develops when after time you start to adapt your behaviour to suit your partner because you care for them you start to make sure you make them feel better by caring also, or just having consideration to how they are.
its hard sometimes because some people care about the strangest things and trying to adapt everything you know to suit them can feel very one sided and that can cause arguments too because you start to feel they are too much to handle
i always try to remember every little thing but im still me and i do not want to lose what makes me , me. and if i mess up sometimes that does not mean i do not care about the person which is what a lot of women jump to thinking about, its just a little hard to remember all your **** lol
in the end if they can't love you for who you are as a person and you find yourself changing to much to suit them , its not the right thing for you, there needs to be a balance, you cannot go against your nature.
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Khasim (12/07/2015) [-]
I'm in a somewhat similar boat. I've been with my GF for almost 2 years now (my first GF, I'm her... 5th? 7th partner (she's also been with girls) ).
Sometimes I feel like this is something really special, sometimes I want to break up and explore other opportunities, because I start to realise that we are really different people, but I keep thinking about how much I love just spending time with her (which can't be said about pretty much anyone else aside from my brothers) and I'll be damned if I don't do absolutely everything I can before giving up.
These are the things that are worth fighting for in life. I'll never forget that.
Sometimes I feel like this is something really special, sometimes I want to break up and explore other opportunities, because I start to realise that we are really different people, but I keep thinking about how much I love just spending time with her (which can't be said about pretty much anyone else aside from my brothers) and I'll be damned if I don't do absolutely everything I can before giving up.
These are the things that are worth fighting for in life. I'll never forget that.
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noblesteed (12/07/2015) [-]
Don't forget it's a two way street and that she has to try and be understanding and patient with you too
Good luck for the future
Good luck for the future
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passwordpassedaway (12/07/2015) [-]
Ended between me and my girl a few weeks ago I think. If this is you OP, thanks for sharing man.
Nice to see some healthy messages about girls on FJ occasionally, this place worries me sometimes.
Nice to see some healthy messages about girls on FJ occasionally, this place worries me sometimes.
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anon (12/08/2015) [-]
When there's nice **** to say, we'll say nice **** . Decent non-feminazi woman who isn't a cheating whore or trying to steal your money or dog or something? Sing all the praises.
If she's any or all of those aforementioned things like more and more are becoming these days, **** 'em. Better off without 'em.
If she's any or all of those aforementioned things like more and more are becoming these days, **** 'em. Better off without 'em.
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adviceweed (12/08/2015) [-] Gonna be that guy who doubts this.
Among other things, would he really take out his phone and take a pic of the sad bread if this crushed him this hard? And then share it on FJ/other sites?
Not to mention, I've always felt the 'left him because he focused on work too much' was a weak reason. Clearly more to it if it was real.
I feel sorry for op/whoever the guy is if its real. But I'm just past the point of believing most **** I see on the internet.
Among other things, would he really take out his phone and take a pic of the sad bread if this crushed him this hard? And then share it on FJ/other sites?
Not to mention, I've always felt the 'left him because he focused on work too much' was a weak reason. Clearly more to it if it was real.
I feel sorry for op/whoever the guy is if its real. But I'm just past the point of believing most **** I see on the internet.
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hankhillofthe (12/08/2015) [-] I believe it could be real because:
1: Yes, it's sensible to believe he'd want to remember this moment. I know for a fact I would. Nowadays, people don't do that by taking it in, they do it by taking pictures and videos. That's just kinda the world we live in.
2: There is no source, so we don't know the place this was originally shared. It could have been put on a personal (but not private) blog, and someone got the idea to share it around, and it eventually made it here.
3: Being too focused on work is a weak reason. But that works to accredit validity. People break up for stupid-sounding reasons all the time, and it's because there are certain petty things that can trigger deeper issues. Insecurity is where it always comes from. She feels inferior or like he doesn't care. Insecure about herself or her trust in his feelings. Because she's always so focused on that, she's looking for signs. So she ends up seeing it in his focus on work. Bada-bing, Bada-boom, you got yourself some relationship issues.
The problem I have is that the face on the bread is an emoji. Who the hell would use an emoji to express intense heartbreak?
Well, perhaps young, modern-minded girls would. You can see from the texts, obviously she uses a lot of emojis.
And perhaps, this is all a ruse cooked up by some young trendy person trying to get attention and likes.
I'm gonna take the optimists route here and have faith that this is a true story. If not, it still has a good message.
1: Yes, it's sensible to believe he'd want to remember this moment. I know for a fact I would. Nowadays, people don't do that by taking it in, they do it by taking pictures and videos. That's just kinda the world we live in.
2: There is no source, so we don't know the place this was originally shared. It could have been put on a personal (but not private) blog, and someone got the idea to share it around, and it eventually made it here.
3: Being too focused on work is a weak reason. But that works to accredit validity. People break up for stupid-sounding reasons all the time, and it's because there are certain petty things that can trigger deeper issues. Insecurity is where it always comes from. She feels inferior or like he doesn't care. Insecure about herself or her trust in his feelings. Because she's always so focused on that, she's looking for signs. So she ends up seeing it in his focus on work. Bada-bing, Bada-boom, you got yourself some relationship issues.
The problem I have is that the face on the bread is an emoji. Who the hell would use an emoji to express intense heartbreak?
Well, perhaps young, modern-minded girls would. You can see from the texts, obviously she uses a lot of emojis.
And perhaps, this is all a ruse cooked up by some young trendy person trying to get attention and likes.
I'm gonna take the optimists route here and have faith that this is a true story. If not, it still has a good message.
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metalnettle (12/08/2015) [-] Being too focused on work is a pretty big deal though. It indicates that work is the first priority. That **** builds up until one party is left feeling unloved and dissatisfied. It takes it's toll
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robuntu (12/08/2015) [-]
Not to be a jerk or anything, but I think we're setting the bar pretty low here. We're talking about a 'perfect' girlfriend and we've got someone who....
mildly enjoys (one?) video game?
And occasionally does quirky stuff like buying a kiddie pool and drawing a face on a sandwich? And ordered pizza for dinner.
I mean, this is pretty normal stuff you'd expect from a significant other.
Make the same image, with the same text, and just replace this attractive/fit girl with a fatty and nobody would give a crap that she ordered pizza when you had a bad week. Sad but true.
mildly enjoys (one?) video game?
And occasionally does quirky stuff like buying a kiddie pool and drawing a face on a sandwich? And ordered pizza for dinner.
I mean, this is pretty normal stuff you'd expect from a significant other.
Make the same image, with the same text, and just replace this attractive/fit girl with a fatty and nobody would give a crap that she ordered pizza when you had a bad week. Sad but true.
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anon (12/08/2015) [-]
yea dude my best friend just married a chinese girl...she freakin works, cleans the house, rolls his joints, sucks his dick on command, tries to play any video games with us....she would probably cook too if they had a kitchen (hard to find a place with a full kitchen in thailand)
and of course she wants to have his babies and all that...i mean the only way it would get more perfect is if she had rich parents...which she doesnt. but her parents are chinese and so thats sort of a bonus i guess...since he's not obligated to talk to them, not knowing chinese and all
and of course she wants to have his babies and all that...i mean the only way it would get more perfect is if she had rich parents...which she doesnt. but her parents are chinese and so thats sort of a bonus i guess...since he's not obligated to talk to them, not knowing chinese and all
