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An Overwhelming Sense of Hue

An Overwhelming Sense of Hue. I sat silently in my chair, steadily scanning the day's newest content and waiting for something to catch my eye. That's when it h

I sat silently in my chair, steadily scanning the day's newest content and waiting for something to catch my eye. That's when it happened. That's when I saw it. I wasn't entirely sure how to react at first, all I knew was that I had begun welling up with all kinds of emotions. It slowly dawned on me that this thing that I could feel swelling in my chest felt all too familiar. By the time I realized what was going to happen next, it was already too late. It had already consumed my very soul to the point where I was no longer even in control of my own bodily functions. I did all I could possibly do to avoid what happened next, but at that point the expulsion was inevitable. I leaned over the side of the chair and began to spew them everywhere, all over the floor, furniture, walls, ceiling, cat, you name it. I regained my composure and attempted to grasp what had just happened to me. I looked on in horror as my eyes adjusted and I saw just how many there were and how far they had gone. Hue. Hue as far as the eye could see. I did not know the human body was even capable of producing the amount of hue, but I had learned the hard way that this not only happened, but that it could happen again, that it could happen at any time... and that it could happen to any one. hue

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What if God was female?
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I know God ism female because I' m not a sandwich.
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#3 - coopdawg (07/04/2014) [+] (40 replies)
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**coopdawg rolled image** if God were female...
User avatar #5 - thelizardlord (07/04/2014) [-]
I think the biggest proof god is a male is because he didn't freak out when there were imperfections in his universe he was like " **** man, I worked on this for six days, I deserve a break" and then when people ask about the imperfections he's like "I put that there for a reason" to avoid fixing them.
#38 - themilkisdead (07/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #14 - kjftiger (07/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
When I was a freshman there was this guy in my rotc class who was stoned pretty much every time I saw him. We would walk to the Harris Teeters next to the school and he would usually be on some rant, well my favorite one was why he believed God was a women. His argument was that the world is too damn pretty for man tohave made it, if a man made it he would have just pissed on a mountain saying "God was here"
User avatar #2 - Bakerlalalalala (07/04/2014) [-]
What is god was female? it does make sense and the devil (or Satan, Lucifer what ever you want to call him) was her ex husband and she banished him to "Hell" and we are their children or like in the story "The Egg" only one of us
#53 - findaway (07/04/2014) [-]
God = Man
Goddess = Women.
#41 - tinglyturtletaint (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I know this isn't the place for this but whatever. Let's assume there is a god. Let's assume that he is also all knowing and all powerful. I would think following that criteria that he would just be an all powerful energy being that caused the big bang. If he was all knowing then from there it can be assumed that he would know just how to start the universe from the start with the minimum amount of hands on work and have it form into exactly what he wanted. In a way considering this, all religions are correct. No one has actually spoken to god and there have never been any miracles, but the people who lied or thought they actually did and ended up forming religions and writing religious texts were technically doing so under gods will because he started the universe in such a way that these people would do these things. The multiple religions could be seen as him simply having a way to explain things to people early on in a way that they could understand from culture to culture. Us being in his image could still be true in that any lifeform that has a sentient consciousness and questions what their purpose is, is like god in that they are sentient and because he has always existed (at least in relativity to our universe) he may know everything other than what he is for or what he should be doing. The entire universe could be him simply trying to either figure it out by making new beings who seek out answers or make himself company that understands him in a way because we have solidarity in our confused nature. Just a theory.
#11 - darkparadox ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - assdoreponyfucker (07/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
isn't god depicted by most religions genderless.
User avatar #71 - landerp (07/04/2014) [-]
The LORD God fashioned into a woman the rib which He had taken from the man, and brought her to the man. The man said, "This is now bone of my bones, And flesh of my flesh; She shall be called Woman, and she shall make me a sandwich."

Genesis 2:22
User avatar #65 - macacobr (07/04/2014) [-]
i know females arent females because animals god is gay
#54 - Ken M (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
First of all, the idea of god that people have created doesn't exist.
Secondly, for an almighty existence to exist, it will have to be infintie and way beyond our understanding, so why would the being ever be something as flawed as physical gender?
User avatar #49 - phantomonkey ONLINE (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If God were real, wouldn't "he" be genderless? I mean, they say "he" created us in "his" image, but "he" also made females.

User avatar #60 to #49 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
There are people who believe humans were once one being with both sexes imposed on it and God just separated the two sexes... so ya... god is a hermaphrodite...?
#8 - zukabazuka (07/04/2014) [-]
If God was female wouldn't it be Goddess?
#1 - Ken M (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If god was female that would be a kick in feminist teeth because that's god making men like they are with all the stuff feminist complain about, god would have chosen a side
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