An Origin Story
In a news story today, Chris Brown hit Courtney Love with his penis. Chris Nolan was on the scene making exploding gestures with his hands to Micheal Bay and laughing his ass off. Leonardo DiCaprio was found deep in the woods holding a golden statue of a man made out of paper mache. He was found naked and confused, asking about some person named "Oscar". In other news, Google Glasses are spreading across the globe, in an interview with the CEO, Larry Page it was noted that, "Our plans for world domination come closer to fruition everyday, these idiots won't even see it coming."
After tweeting a report on the interview the reporter was never seen again.