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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #134 - mcsquishin [OP]
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(10/07/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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OP here. This is in response to any Air Force butt hurt that may be out there.

As much as us Army guys like to **** with airman, they aren't pussies. Air Force JTACs were right there on the ground with us Army grunts calling in fixed wing aircraft for close air support. Air Force PJs are about as badass as you can get since they're the ******* guys SEALs and SF call when they need to be rescued. When the infantryman is in a jam there are few things that will bring more joy to his heart than the sound of an A10 on an attack run overhead. I ******* love my Air Force brothers. They may get to sit on their ass a lot, but goddam do they not **** around when they get **** done.
#155 to #134 - anon id: 2a3e840b
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all lies. Air Force ******* kill marines with innaccurate ordinance. Seals have their own corpsmen trained for combat operations. Marine aviators serve as teh FOs for the USMC pilots. You and your Army bretherin can suck it. Dont drag our Navy Seals down with you
#166 to #134 - deadfed
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I thought the Rangers often went on rescue missions for the SEALS and Marines.
User avatar #167 to #166 - mcsquishin [OP]
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I suppose they could but it's not their #1 mandate. Rangers are all about direct action missions. They're the worlds premier raiding force, mainly tasked with asset capturing. Stuff like securing key infrastructure points like airfields. The past decade hasn't given them many opportunities to practice this side of their trade so they've by necessity become more versatile, but their core tasks remain centered on their supremacy in wielding maximum firepower like a scalpel. No one, and I mean NO ONE can kick more ass in as little amount of time as a Ranger. Also, the **** you doing reading and responding to **** from 2013?
#168 to #167 - deadfed
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I realized that after I was halfway done typing, but saw you were online so **** it I asked. Ive been posting **** that was laying around in my favorites, I came across this and your comment. I dont have my diploma, I got a GED so I cant join the marines. Ive thought about enlisting though. Id want to try out for BUDS if I joined the Navy or Ranger school if I went in the army.
User avatar #169 to #168 - mcsquishin [OP]
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If you think you have what it takes to be a SEAL then more power to you, but consider a few things first. If you enlist in the Navy and wash out of buds then the Navy doesn't have many "ass kicking" jobs to fall back on. If you go Army and attempt to become a Ranger by going through RASP (Ranger Assessment and Selection Program) and wash out then you can always fall back on being an infantryman so long as that's what you're initial MOS was. Also keep in mind that RASP and Ranger School are two completely different things. RASP gets you into the 75th Ranger Regiment and makes you a Ranger. Ranger School is an Army wide leadership school that awards you with a tab to put on your shoulder. Ranger School graduates are "Ranger Qualified," but not real Rangers in the sense that they are not in the 75th.
#170 to #169 - deadfed
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Ok, glad you cleared that up for me. I didnt know the acronym for Ranger training, but yeah Id rather be a real Ranger than a soldier with a Ranger pin. I lean more toward the army because exactly what you said, if I fail BUDS I cant be a badass signalman. I am a damn good swimmer, and read you really dont have to hold your breath for too long as long as you pass the exercises. Im not so good at running, but thats easier to condition yourself to than being comfortable in water. All in all I think Id go Army and try RASP.
User avatar #171 to #170 - mcsquishin [OP]
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Good luck to you then. Do you have anyone who's been in the military to go with you to a recruiter? Let's just say recruiters are known to be less than honest at times and anyone who's been in the military for any period of time will be able to call them on their BS.
#172 to #171 - deadfed
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My dad was a Navy signalman, and I opened a mechanic shop awhile back with a Marine, he was a sniper in Vietnam. Im sure hed go with me.
User avatar #173 to #172 - mcsquishin [OP]
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I got bored and started looking through some of my ancient post history. Any progress towards ass kickery, or have you decided to go another direction in life? Just curious, and wish you the best regardless of how things played out.
#174 to #173 - deadfed
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I never did join. Still loafing around the web. I mean I work and ****, but I really dont do a whole lot outside of work. Although lately ***** been crazy.
#144 to #134 - tabarzins
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#3 - thecheezygee
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>mfw I just enlisted in the Air Force.
>mfw I just enlisted in the Air Force.
#5 to #3 - ddylann
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i feel you
User avatar #36 to #3 - shlongbottom
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where is this from? a vine?
User avatar #40 to #36 - frienderman
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User avatar #71 to #40 - shlongbottom
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ah thanks
#73 to #71 - frienderman
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No problem, good sir/madam.
No problem, good sir/madam.
#125 to #3 - firesky
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No cable for you
User avatar #8 to #3 - teleamachus
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I'm leaving town overnight tomorrow for Army ****.
#74 to #3 - golbot
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I was going to join the Air Force, but i wanted to be in the military.
User avatar #112 to #74 - angelicdemon
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Nice thumbnail you got there.
User avatar #37 to #3 - Justineal
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Good luck. I just got out about a month ago after 6 years.
User avatar #79 to #3 - RisenLichen
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Enlisted in the Navy
User avatar #12 to #3 - treepump
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Which face is yfw?
User avatar #24 to #12 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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He had a wide range of emotions
User avatar #25 to #3 - hates
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How the **** does that gif loop so well?
#48 to #25 - timoffex
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Observe how the background to the right of the guy isn't moving in sync with the background on the left. It should be obvious then.
User avatar #50 to #48 - hates
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Oh, how did I not notice that, it's obvious...
#4 - respectyourmom
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TANKERS:
"Sucks to be them"
#119 to #4 - havockwzy
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User avatar #102 to #4 - zenler
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..
"PANZER VOR!"
#117 to #4 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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User avatar #10 to #4 - roflstorm
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"Its about to suck over there"
User avatar #59 to #10 - garymotherfinoak
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nice one
#41 - Minnesota
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Artillery: It's about to suck over there.
User avatar #1 - theblargypargler
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Wasn't there a 40k version f this?
#2 to #1 - vintaminc
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here
#77 to #2 - krasnogvardiech
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User avatar #113 to #77 - deadrifler
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One thing..they said Astropath, not Navigator. The Astropaths are more like one of the world's most unreliable fax machines. Navigators guide the ship.

-end rant
User avatar #96 to #77 - repugnantpug
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Holy **** if this is real I had no idea it was that ******* brutal.
#108 to #96 - krasnogvardiech
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You're really new to 40k, aren't you?
#137 to #108 - repugnantpug
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Nope, I've been a big fan for a number of years now, and I realize the galaxy is a place where your life means less than the **** beneath your boots, but I didn't realize that Warp-Jumps were powered by the previous dead. Also I think it's a slight exaggeration that the deaths of an 8th of the crew is 'successful', unless its a chaos ship. The wiki doesn't have anything on it, but whatever.
User avatar #147 to #137 - Encarna
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Well for the Imperial Guard, anyone making it alive through any sort of ordeal is a successful mission.
User avatar #148 to #147 - krasnogvardiech
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That being said, a popular motto is this:

"Two months of training, one month in transit, expected service life fourteen hours."
#118 to #2 - killerblue
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Such is life in the empire of man
User avatar #16 to #2 - enkmaster
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And then they try and navigate the warp.

Suddenly the guys on the ground are a whole lot more comfortable.
#66 to #16 - anon id: 02012964
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You... I like you.
#39 to #2 - theimmortalemperor
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User avatar #30 to #2 - avatarsarefornoobs
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... this is actually more accurate than original post
User avatar #14 to #2 - montysmaultier
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why should catachan be more badass then kasakin?
#78 to #14 - krasnogvardiech
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#135 to #78 - konradkurze
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you remembered Final Liberation

i love you
#120 to #14 - killerblue
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User avatar #22 to #14 - zorororonoa
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You're joking right?
User avatar #15 to #14 - royalwerewolf
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......
#23 - memescomefromb
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Every Airman's face when this post
User avatar #165 to #23 - hourlyb
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That's an oddly specific image.
#80 - brasilient
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Navy: We're about to open a metric ******** of suck in that general direction
User avatar #133 to #80 - konradkurze
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Navy:
sure sucks for that city we just levelled
User avatar #157 to #133 - thascomrad
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No. They don't level citys
User avatar #97 to #80 - Scizor
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+1 up for you
User avatar #109 to #80 - newdevyx
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Man the cannons!
#103 to #80 - thascomrad
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User avatar #126 to #103 - exclamation
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THE SAWS ARE ON THE WAY
#42 - triggathepirate
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TFW i'm not FJ faggot famous enough for anyone to shop spoof this to look like my icon.
#46 to #42 - gidmp
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there was something/someone in the water that is using a 'special force' on his 'tower of Babel' down there isn't it?
#53 to #46 - triggathepirate
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Mermaids mate.
#101 to #53 - elfades
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wololo
User avatar #56 to #53 - gidmp
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Mermaids in lake/ river? that's new.
User avatar #57 to #56 - triggathepirate
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>Sea turtles.
User avatar #60 to #57 - gidmp
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Sea turtles reside in brackish water? that is also kinda new.
#61 to #60 - triggathepirate
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#47 to #46 - triggathepirate
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Now even more. I wish someone would. **** IT.   
 I'LL DO IT!   
brb.
Now even more. I wish someone would. **** IT.
I'LL DO IT!
brb.
#116 - mooghens
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Snipers: That guy sucks in particular
#88 - kryk
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hue