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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #12 - perform
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He also can't get into heaven because he can't get past the Gates.
User avatar #37 to #12 - alphagex
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Window is love
Window is life
#42 to #12 - Weirdozzy
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#47 to #42 - friedpotatoes
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Such quality
Such quality
User avatar #101 to #12 - notoriginalnames
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you...
User avatar #102 to #12 - macacobr
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These goddamm top comments are really forcing me to double consonat t e.
User avatar #118 to #12 - perform
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WHERE DO I GET MY COLORED TEXT?
#27 to #12 - hsdf
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10/10
#46 to #12 - friedpotatoes
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Plus, he got killed by the PC Pancreas Cancer
User avatar #88 to #46 - wraithguard
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Is that actually how he died?
User avatar #115 to #88 - perform
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Yeeup
#20 to #12 - lolzordz
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very good
very good
User avatar #34 to #12 - plasticcup
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I think he needs to pay the Bill.
User avatar #41 to #34 - perform
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Can't be drive thru since he has no windows.
#43 to #34 - anon id: 3145bb5b
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Shut up, you ruined it.
#45 to #43 - plasticcup
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Log in and say that faggt.
#55 to #45 - mywood
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here ya go
User avatar #9 - slapchoppin
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i feel like a buddhist shouldn't capitalize on peoples materialism for money
#98 to #9 - macbookfan
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#11 to #9 - anon id: fb736fc7
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What does the faith people say they follow have anything to do with what they do?
User avatar #14 to #11 - slapchoppin
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when you follow a faith you're supposed to follow its virtues

Buddhism is very much against materialism
#113 to #14 - anon id: fb736fc7
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Clearly you are unaccustomed to the idea of a hypocrite and the fact that everyone is one.
#30 to #14 - undeadwill
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#80 to #30 - anon id: 3c03d619
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you follow objects
User avatar #87 to #80 - undeadwill
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Yes.
User avatar #44 to #9 - gatorade
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I believe a lot of China follows Confucius.
User avatar #57 to #9 - jukuku
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Which is why he was a hypocritical cunt.
User avatar #8 - toosexyforyou
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You would still be a Buddhist when you enter heaven and see God for yourself?
#49 to #8 - tranminh
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People believe that vaccines cause autism, so there's that
#71 to #8 - asurasxnight
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There are six different things you can reincarnate into. Reincarnation is not the goal, it is the road that must be traveled to reach Nirvana. Arriving in Heaven is not the final goal, Nirvana is. Being reborn in Heaven is like being reborn as a Deva, a higher existence on a heavenly plane of eternal pleasure and Happiness.
User avatar #73 to #71 - toosexyforyou
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Being in Heaven would be the same as reaching Nirvana
#81 to #73 - asurasxnight
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Reaching Nirvana allows you to be no longer part of the system, besides being in Heaven does not last a true eternity. Eternity is what always is. There is no beginning or end and it merely constant. Being in Heaven still binds you to the system and you still serve a ruler of heaven. To reach Nirvana is to gain independence from everything. It may even be possible to become a god once that happens. Reaching Heaven or Hell and being kicked out of or rescued from it would suggest that one is always bound by the cycle of reincarnation and karma. Reaching Nirvana would free one from all of it.
User avatar #89 to #81 - toosexyforyou
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Sigh... Heaven is literally the same thing Nirvana. You keep thinking of Heaven as laying back in a cloud society full of other dead people, that's not even the dictionary definition of it man. Sure, they have a bit of difference in how they're defined/described but if you're trying to tell me that they're not similar or that Nirvana is better than Heaven, you should just stop.
#95 to #89 - asurasxnight
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Okay, I am not sure if you actually understand the definition of what Nirvana is. Think of the universe as a kingdom and God is its king. Being is heaven is like being a noble who has won the favor of the king and was promoted to a good life. Hell would be prison for people who do wrong. The kingdom is not all that there is. There is more than one Kingdom and there is stuff outside of the kingdom. Nirvana is the whole world outside of that one kingdom.
#93 to #89 - asurasxnight
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The definition of the Christian definition of Heaven is ultimate joy and fulfillment, which is fundamentally different from Nirvana. Nirvana is a state of ultimate apathy and indifference. One is where you have desires and the other is where you don't. In comparison, Nirvana would be the outside world compared to Heaven in terms of the Allegory of the Cave. The Allegory of the Cave is a parable presented by Plato where people are stuck in a cave and they think the whole world is just the cave. People are happy because they think they know everything which are the illusions showed to them in the cave. The concept of Heaven and Hell is the cave. Heaven, Hell, and everything in between is the illusions showed in the cave. What is better or worse is merely a matter of opinion and that is a moot point. You asked if a Buddhist would still be Buddhist if they entered heaven, heaven to a Buddhist is the equivalent of merely being reborn into the Deva realm. You said Nirvana and Heaven are the same exact thing, which they aren't. Your personal 'dictionary definition' is not the actual definition. You are right in the fact that they are both goals of their respective religions, but their fundamental concepts are not the same. What each religion teaches is the finish line is different. Christianity teaches that Heaven is where the finish line is, Buddhism teaches that Heaven is merely the checkpoint and that the race is not over yet.
To summarize all of this, the answer to your first question is 'Yes, they still would be.". Your following statement about Nirvana and Heaven being the same thing is only partially correct in the fact that they are goals to be reached and that is about it, but they are not the exact same thing. The only thing they share is the fact that they are final goals, but the concepts surrounding the two are completely different.
#75 to #73 - asurasxnight
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being in heaven is like settling for second place when you know there is a first place.
#99 to #8 - macbookfan
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Reason usually isn't enough for religious people.
User avatar #39 to #8 - FeeFieFoe
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I like to think god created religions as well, sort of like your settings for life, you cant customize your character but it still has settings, and patches and stuff. Life is a video game.
User avatar #92 to #39 - cadencee
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But Gameover lasts an eternity
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#97 to #21 - lampyridae
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I'm Atheist and I'm offended at your offense at religion
I'm Atheist and I'm offended at your offense at religion
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#32 to #21 - lolsrsslybro
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>"he ISN'T real why do you believe in something that isn't real."

their whole belief is based on the fact that they think he's real you idiot. that's one of the stupidest questions i've ever seen.

i'm an atheist btw, but your post is just ******* stupid
User avatar #61 to #32 - penileburglar
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He's at -290, and you just bit the bait good sir.
User avatar #33 to #21 - kerfufflemachtwo
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Bait-orade.
User avatar #52 to #21 - Sethorein
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but... that's st. peter...
#40 to #21 - spinaltap
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#22 to #21 - lildo
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pottasium
#105 to #21 - megayoming
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User avatar #26 to #21 - spateeter
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Calm down, you almost dropped your fedora and spilled your mountain dew all over your mlp waifu
#35 to #21 - thesuperintendent
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#53 to #21 - MysticTomatoe
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User avatar #23 to #21 - TheFixer
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ha you have faith in humanity XD
#38 to #23 - anon id: 3863921e
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What I also thought. How funny this guy complains about faith in god but has faith in humans.
User avatar #24 to #21 - thegrimreaver
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Haha! It's funny because you're talking about "faith in humanity," while bashing faith as a concept. Hilarious!
#29 to #21 - speedymcgee
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#96 to #21 - arstya
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#91 to #21 - TheBigGummyBear
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User avatar #25 to #21 - buttfacea
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have you seen or not seen god?
I'm not a believer, but at the same time how can you say something doesn't exist just because you haven't seen it.

I believe all things are possible until proven otherwise
User avatar #58 to #25 - YllekNayr
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It's actually the opposite.
You're doing the reverse of what you should be doing.
User avatar #64 to #58 - priestoftheoldones
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And what should he be doing?
User avatar #65 to #64 - YllekNayr
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Look up "Burden of Proof"
User avatar #66 to #65 - priestoftheoldones
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Just tell me, I have homestuck in another tab and it's ******* my computer up the ass. I don't want to load another tab, I like my windows not freezing.
User avatar #67 to #66 - YllekNayr
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There's no rush
User avatar #68 to #67 - priestoftheoldones
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Just tell me.
User avatar #69 to #68 - YllekNayr
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Do I look like Google to you?
User avatar #70 to #69 - priestoftheoldones
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Fine...
#60 to #21 - theejoshster
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#36 to #21 - alphagex
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#85 to #36 - garymotherfingoak
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ffs m8
User avatar #90 to #85 - alphagex
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Right, i thumb him up
User avatar #103 to #90 - darkdanger
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or don't feed
User avatar #104 to #103 - alphagex
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Not feeding they are joking so I'm i to them,

if i was feeding i be like ''I'm christian this offended me you go to hell'' now that feeding the troll
User avatar #106 to #104 - darkdanger
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He is looking for responses either way though. He wants attention. Your response (#36) got alot of thumbs, which got him top 4 in this thread. By being so high up, he has a bigger chance of getting more red thumbs and more people will notice him.

you are still feeding.
User avatar #107 to #106 - alphagex
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maybe so,but is great way to mooch off thumbs from trolls admit it,and is bit unfair you only target me to say stop feeding him, cuz other replied why not tell others why just me
User avatar #108 to #107 - darkdanger
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oh, I wasn't implying that you were the only one, even I am contributing to this.
I don't really feel like saying "don't feed" to everyone here.
User avatar #109 to #108 - alphagex
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I know that your right and all, but your like my mother when sombody make insult you don't respond cuz they want attention irl i follow your and my mother advice

but in here is bit different, yes i know the best way to kill a troll is to ignore him and what not but this is the net is much more fun to mock him and get thumb out of it
User avatar #110 to #109 - darkdanger
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I guess. I'm not gonna say I haven't fallen or responded to trolls before, but I've really stopped caring about them a good while ago.
User avatar #112 to #110 - alphagex
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You reach the zen state, I'm happy for you is not good to waste energy on negative people, I Remember when i played wow back then i had to face something even worst then trolls

D-R-A-M-A and between friends and the friends you got and that stuff piss you so much you could not ignore it.I won't go into details because i would write 3 books about it

but yeah, I honestly thought it was a retarded Atheist (no offense to atheist) but the name kinda made me suspicious and then you showed me the level he had and made sense

but a advice if you found troll in the future and you are first to reply to him found a good comeback with image it get you some thumbs, sure you may be feeding him but is worth it

I get like 100,60 likes on almost every youtube comment i get but those are worthless in fj the thumbs are worth something i got a like addiction
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User avatar #1 - anondudez
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why can I see this if it's hidden
User avatar #2 to #1 - anondudez
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and why is there no other comments and very little views
User avatar #3 to #2 - anondudez
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Im confus
User avatar #4 to #3 - harpoonafrittata
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jews did it
#28 to #4 - hsdf
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inb4 ronaldo
#10 to #3 - oosulley
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User avatar #19 to #10 - datmine
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Oh man what were these called?
There was a name for these memes or something exept i forgot it.
medievalxplain
knightxplain
Someone halp.
User avatar #51 to #19 - norkas
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I dumped all my medieval macros not so long ago.

www.funnyjunk.com/good+doge/funny-pictures/5242003/89#89
#48 to #19 - norkas
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They're called medieval macros. I have a few myself.
User avatar #114 to #48 - datmine
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Ay thanks mate.
User avatar #7 to #3 - disturbedmaster
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the hidden thing is put on content thats upto a hour old hiding the thumbs so people cant proxy vote something
User avatar #6 to #3 - venegal
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Blaming the jews is the answer.
User avatar #5 to #3 - synystyr
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Definitely the jews
User avatar #16 to #3 - createdjustnow
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the thumbs are hidden because when you were viewing this it was in the newest uploads.
#54 - goathumper
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My favorite thing about this comic is how in panel 4 God's balloon speech goes through his magic floating head ring thingy.
User avatar #116 to #54 - friedgreenpomatoes
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that's Peter
#56 to #54 - welliguessitsaname
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<--
#111 to #56 - katothepotato
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User avatar #17 - theexplodingcheez
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Steve Jobs died in 2011. You don't even need to know this is a repost to know that this repost is old as ****.
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User avatar #74 to #18 - hcatt
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I don't get it
User avatar #77 to #74 - warlockrichard
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it's the letter E made out of iron
iron e
User avatar #78 to #77 - hcatt
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ohhhhhh
Thanks.
#79 to #78 - warlockrichard
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