An A for effort. Which story would you rather hear? The man's or the woman's?. Here‘: a prime example of "Men Are From Mare, Women he From Venue." It is offered i would read the blue story if had to
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An A for effort. Which story would you rather hear? The man's or the woman's?. Here‘: a prime example of "Men Are From Mare, Women he From Venue." It is offered

Which story would you rather hear? The man's or the woman's?

Here‘: a prime example of "Men
Are From Mare, Women he From
Venue." It is offered by an
English professor from the
University of Colorado at an
actual clan allignment:
A Creative Writing professor told his
class one day: "Today we will
experiment with a new form called
the tandem story. The process is
simple. Each person will pair off with
the person sitting next to his or her
desk.
As homework tonight, one of you will
write the first paragraph of a short
story. You will femail your partner
that paragraph and send another
copy to me. The partner will read the
first paragraph and then add another
paragraph to the story and send it
back, also sending another copy to
me. The first person will then add a
third paragraph, and so on backhand-
forth.
Remember to rebread what has been
written each time In order to keep
the story coherent. There is to be
absolutely NO talking outside of the
and anything you wish to say
must be written in the femail. The
story is over when both agree a
conclusion has been readied."
The following was actually turned in
by two of his English students:
Rebeca (PINK)
Bill (BLUE).
THE STORY:
first paragraph by Rebeca)
At first, Laurie couldn' t decide which
kim of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her
favorite for lazy evenings at home,
now reminded her too math of Carl,
who once said, in happier times, that
he liked chamomile. but she felt she
must now, at all costs, keep her mind
on Carl. His possessiveness was
suffocating, and if she thought about
him too much her asthma started
acting up again. so chamomile was
out of the question.
second paragraph by Bill l
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant can
Harris, leader of the attack squadron
now in orbit over Solon 4, had more
Important things to think about than
the neuroses of an bareheaded
asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with
whom he had spent one sweaty nit
ht over a year ago. "AS. Harris to
Gasstation 17/ he said into his
transatlantic communicator. " Polar
orbit established. No sign of
resistance so far..." But before he
wining r my funny) _ --
could sign off a bluish particle beam
flashed out of nowhere and blasted a
hole through his ship' s cargo bay. The
Jolt from the direct hit sent fang
out of his seat and across the
cockpit.
Rebeca)
He bumped his head and died almost
Immediately, but not before he felt
one last pang of regret for psychically
brutalizing the one woman who had
ever had feelings for him. Soon
afterwards, Earth stopped its
pointless
hostilities towards the peaceful
farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress
Passes Law Permanently Abolishing
war and Space Travel," Marie read in
her newspaper one morning. The
news simultaneously excited her and
bored her. She stared out the window,
dreaming of her youth, when the
days had passed umhum' eddy and
carefree, with no newspaper to read,
no television to distract her from
her sense of innocent wonder " all
the beautiful things around her. "Why
must one lose one' s innocence to
become a woman?" she pondered
wistfully.
t Bill l
Attle did she know, but she had less
than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of
miles above the city, the Anu' Adrian
when mining; f my funny)
mothership launched the farst of its
lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted
wimpy percent's who pushed the
Unilateral Aerospace disarmament
Treaty through the Congress had leaf t
Earth a defenseless target for the
hostile alien empires who were
determined to
destroy the human race. Within two
hours after the passage of the treaty
the Anu' uratan ships were on course
for Earth, carrying enough firepower
to pulverize the entire planet. With no
one to stop them, they swiftly
initiated their diabolical plan. The
lithium fusion missile entered the
atmosphere unimpeded. The
President, in his mobile
submarine headquarters on the ocean
floor off the coast of Guam ' felt the
inconceivably massive explosion,
which vaporized even poor, stupid
Laurie.
Rename)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue
this mockery of literature. My writing
partner is a violent, chauvinistic
adolescent.
t our l
Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a
tedious neurotic whose
attempts at writing are the literary
equivalent of Valium. " Oh, shall I
have chamomile tea? or shall I have
turining funny)
some other sort of FAKING TEA???
Oh no,
what am I to do? I' m such an air
headed bimbo. I guess I' read too
many Danielle Steele novels!"
Rebeca)
t Bill .
B* echl
Rebeca)
F"" YOU - YOU NEANDERTHALS!
t Bill l
In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some
TEACHER)
I really liked this one.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#25 - nittsurri
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She kills his character: perfectly fine. He kills her character: I REFUSE TO WRITE WITH YOU YOU NEANDERTHAL

Reasons to punch a bitch.
#292 to #25 - buffassmofo
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User avatar #264 to #25 - amsel
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to be fair, he did take the whole world with her
User avatar #72 to #25 - johncaveson **User deleted account**
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I bite my thumb, what didst thy just confoundedly sayeth concerning me, thou petite female hound? I shalt ensure that thou knowest I wast educated at the pinnacle of mine establishment within Our Majesties Noble Army, and assuredly, I hast been instumental in numerous secretive attacks on Napoleons Rabble, and assuredly I hast accumulated over fifteen score confirmed deaths. I wast taught in the strategy of Footmans warfare, besides which I am most definitely the most gifted rifleman in the entirety of His Majesties Riflemen. Thou art worth nought unto me, but verily art no more than another target. I shalt wipest thou and thy bloodline out using precision of which there hath never been before, nor after upon this Earth so wonderfully made, thou canst jot mine words. Dost thou think thee canst getteth away with these sayings of dirt unto mine ears upon the scrolls? Ponderest this once more, plebian. As this letter is scribed, I sendeth word unto mine spies and cutthroats, found across the known world, and thy location is being determined as of now, so preparest thyself for mine storm of vengance, thou offal mound. This mighty storm that shalt blot out thine pathetic soul from this earth. Thou art assuredly dead, sir. I canst appear at any place, at any time, possessing knowledge to slayest thou in over thirty and five score ways, only utilising mine empty hands. Not only this, I also possess the favour of the entirety of His Majesties Royal Army, and thy canst count on me using this up to its fullest extent, purely to wipest thy sullen backside off the surface of this landmass, thou intolerable goat. If only thou couldst have understood the unhallowed retribution thy “intelligent” remark wast to bring down upon thine head, thou mightest have held thy flapping tongue. But alas, thou couldst not, thou didst not, and now thou shalt pay the fee, thou thrice damned dunce. I shalt relieve my wrath upon thee and thou shalt perish in it. Thou art accursedly dead, beast.
#143 to #72 - hillbillypowpow
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Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
User avatar #171 to #143 - unfortunately
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I do bite my thumb, sir.
User avatar #206 to #171 - iamnotstevenhooper
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Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
#315 to #206 - unfortunately
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No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir.
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir.
#173 to #171 - hillbillypowpow
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how unfortunate
#177 to #173 - unfortunately
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#185 to #177 - hillbillypowpow
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I understand.
#107 to #72 - funkytrunks
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Holy **** this is the best version I've ever read.   
   
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Holy **** this is the best version I've ever read.

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#278 to #72 - squidamon
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that was pretty damn brilliant though
that was pretty damn brilliant though
#318 to #72 - acertainsomeone
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That was amazing.
That was amazing.
#281 to #72 - anon id: caf943d5
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That...

That was incredible.

slowclap.gif
#269 to #72 - brisineo
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#4 - jakatackka
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For those of you who didn't read the whole thing
For those of you who didn't read the whole thing
#288 to #4 - wrathlos
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God I love that moment.
User avatar #136 to #4 - schmuxy
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But what if I've read it at least three times before?
#137 to #136 - jakatackka
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Did I ******* stutter?
Did I ******* stutter?
User avatar #138 to #137 - schmuxy
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No, I guess not.
#62 to #4 - guythatagrees
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I agree. You should read. I've read it twice and I'll probably read it the third time I see it reposted.
#23 - pappathethird
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I like alternative teachers
User avatar #135 to #23 - xxmemesxx
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repost your comment pictures more faggot
User avatar #216 to #23 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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reminds me of that final question on a test: "Show an example of a risk."

Answer: "This."

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#224 to #216 - djequalizee
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If you wanted it
#41 - chuffberry
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this sounds eerily like if Calvin and Susie were forced to do a writing project together
User avatar #119 to #41 - habakkuk
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I had the same thought. Probably due to the crazy space action complete with total destruction as well as the word "bimbo"
User avatar #208 to #41 - supercookieduster
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lol nice, didn't even think of that til I read your comment.
#303 to #41 - thesinful
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User avatar #67 to #41 - trivdiego
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haha i can totally see that. reminds me of that realistic comic of them playing doctor.
#112 to #67 - rabidaardvark
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Or the one where she tries to get him to play 'House'
#118 to #41 - gorillaztwentyfour
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Comment Picture
User avatar #128 to #118 - jpthecursed
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Source?
User avatar #129 to #128 - gorillaztwentyfour
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all i know is that it was around the front page last week and that it goes well with this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaK-F8YHPJk
User avatar #130 to #129 - jpthecursed
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That it does. Ah well, thank you anyway.
User avatar #290 to #128 - RogersRabbit
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Here it is and it is absolutely wonderful. Makes me feel like a kid again. Someone should make it into a series.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcPT95kTEhA
User avatar #312 to #290 - jpthecursed
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Very nice! Thank you!
User avatar #291 to #290 - RogersRabbit
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Calvin and Hobbes Dance
#6 - bodox
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that was the best lul i had on fj EVER
that was the best lul i had on fj EVER
#15 to #6 - anon id: d302ac4b
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I so do ******* love that gif, makes me laugh every time. I don't suppose you know where it originated from? Like if it's from a tv show?
User avatar #29 to #15 - atomschlumpf
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Coming Out (feat. JackHoward) 2:27
User avatar #27 to #15 - absolutiondreams
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Tomska-
Coming Out (feat. JackHoward)
#30 to #27 - atomschlumpf
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well...this is awkward...I'm sorry
User avatar #31 to #30 - absolutiondreams
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I forgot you could comment videos now...
#38 - frankwest
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Here's a prime example of "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"   
(Bill)   
I'm from Mars   
(Rebecca)   
I'm from Venus
Here's a prime example of "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"
(Bill)
I'm from Mars
(Rebecca)
I'm from Venus

User avatar #189 to #38 - schwerdaddy
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but den space travel was banned 4evr n dey could nevr c each other again (((

liek dis if u cri evertim
User avatar #301 to #189 - bagguhsleep
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ever tim ;(
#182 - atma
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#16 - mephiblis
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We're with you Bill, shove that tea up her ******* twat!
We're with you Bill, shove that tea up her ******* twat!
#50 - maaarknuuuut
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i want an ending though, this is enthralling
i want an ending though, this is enthralling
User avatar #215 to #50 - jacksipian
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there is an ending, the Anu'udrian fleet wiped out all life on earth, especially that bitch Laurie.
#36 - fuckyallniggas
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"Little did she know that she had less than 10 seconds to live"
"Little did she know that she had less than 10 seconds to live"