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Amusing quotations

l never forget a face, but in
your case HI be glad to make
an exception"
Groucho Marx
If you try and take a cat apart to see
how it works, the first thing you have
on your hands is cat.
Douglas Adams '
The appropriate age for marriage
is around eighteen for girls and
for men."
L- Aristotle
Run for office'? No. I' slept with
i too many women, I' done too
many drugs, and I' been to
too many parties.
George Clooney
If you were my husband, iii
I' d put arsenic in your v
Lady's; Astor ,
Madame, if I were
your husband,
l _ T l Iwould drink it.
f, k -Winston Churchill
I celebrated Thanksgiving in
Oldfashioned way. l invite /W
2: in my neighborhood to-
my house, we balan en s
feast, and . killed the _ T d
took their land. f
Jon Stewart
A pair of powerful spectacles
has sometimes sufficed to
cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When did I realie I was God?
Well, I was praying and I
suddenly realized I was talking
to myself.
Peter O' Toole
With my wife I don' t get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to
the best woman a man ever had.'
The me.
Rodney Dangerfield
If you' re a lesbian, why P
are you turning me on'?"
Stephen Colbert PT'"
I rage's is when I cut my finger.'
Comedy is when you fall into
an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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#2 - headofaperture (11/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#3 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (11/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#19 - warlockrichard ONLINE (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #29 - euphoricfedora (11/14/2013) [+] (40 replies)
Ha, all these guys are dead, what the **** do they know
User avatar #6 - tronbot (11/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Homer Simpsons isn't real...
#23 to #6 - mayoroftownsville (11/14/2013) [-]
But if homer simpson isn't real, then how can televisions be real?
#12 - matsezinado ONLINE (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"When I was very young, I was foolish enough to believe that our Creed would bring an end to all these conflicts. If only I had possessed the humility to say to myself, I have seen enough for one life, I've done my part. Then again, there is no greater glory than fighting to find the truth."
#88 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#22 - badnnnin (11/14/2013) [-]
the funny thing about quotes is you never know if they are real - abraham lincoln
#30 - allcloppersmustpie has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#65 to #53 - drachma (11/14/2013) [-]
I'd be a shame if something, were to happen to it.
#98 - ieatfish (11/14/2013) [-]
>Game says press any button to continue
>press power button
>pc shuts off
User avatar #10 - melraiser (11/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
At the risk of sounding stupid, can someone explain the Rodney Dangerfield one?
#112 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #75 - xxstratxx (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
every celebrity in this post is a talentless hack
#82 to #75 - littlenish (11/14/2013) [-]
They're all celebrities here you ******* . And some of them are long dead.
User avatar #5 - mmchase (11/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”

-Friedrick Nietzsche
#8 to #5 - ZalgotheImminent (11/14/2013) [-]
I didn't see your comment when I first posted this.
I didn't see your comment when I first posted this.
#1 - meatbeaterz **User deleted account** (11/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #93 - rdibp (11/14/2013) [-]
**rdibp rolled a random comment #4515548 posted by notthegarden at Click an item and pick it up ** :
I still don't like you... and I think you might have the dumb.
So sorry.
my quote
User avatar #92 - lelouchlamperouge (11/14/2013) [-]
"War isn't about dying for your country, it's about making the other dumb bastard die fore his" -George S. Patton
#78 - HappyHarryCox (11/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ironically, that isn't actually a photo of Groucho Marx....
User avatar #89 to #78 - napalmpie (11/14/2013) [-]
Who's this then?
User avatar #68 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/14/2013) [-]
i honestly think that these quotes are dumb
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