Amusing quotations. . Amusing Quotations l never forget a face, but in your case HI be glad to make an exception" Groucho Marx If you try and take a cat apart t Amusing quotations Quotations l never forget a face but in your case HI be glad to make an exception" Groucho Marx If you try and take cat apart t
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l never forget a face, but in
your case HI be glad to make
an exception"
Groucho Marx
If you try and take a cat apart to see
how it works, the first thing you have
on your hands is cat.
Douglas Adams '
The appropriate age for marriage
is around eighteen for girls and
for men."
L- Aristotle
Run for office'? No. I' slept with
i too many women, I' done too
many drugs, and I' been to
too many parties.
George Clooney
If you were my husband, iii
I' d put arsenic in your v
coffee.
Lady's; Astor ,
Madame, if I were
your husband,
l _ T l Iwould drink it.
f, k -Winston Churchill
I celebrated Thanksgiving in
Oldfashioned way. l invite /W
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my house, we balan en s
feast, and . killed the _ T d
took their land. f
Jon Stewart
A pair of powerful spectacles
has sometimes sufficed to
cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When did I realie I was God?
Well, I was praying and I
suddenly realized I was talking
to myself.
Peter O' Toole
With my wife I don' t get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to
the best woman a man ever had.'
The me.
Rodney Dangerfield
If you' re a lesbian, why P
are you turning me on'?"
Stephen Colbert PT'"
I rage's is when I cut my finger.'
Comedy is when you fall into
an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - headofaperture
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#37 to #2 - anon id: 383d5107
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that kid is so gay, he doesn't even has a straight face and only ******** comes out of his mouth
#110 to #2 - pizzajoe
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#90 to #2 - arcticassassin
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User avatar #14 to #2 - tangiers
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Do you have that link to the compilation some FJ user made with a bunch of his quotes? I really want to see it again.
#3 - mudkipfucker
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#54 to #3 - budddwyer
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You glorious mother ******
You glorious mother ******
#19 - warlockrichard
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#120 to #19 - TodayIAmMe
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Asians have shorter penises, which means they use more blood on their brain
User avatar #29 - euphoricfedora
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Ha, all these guys are dead, what the **** do they know
#31 to #29 - allcloppersmustpie
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User avatar #32 to #31 - euphoricfedora
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Shut up you filthy ******
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User avatar #34 to #33 - euphoricfedora
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Yeh you racist ****
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User avatar #36 to #35 - euphoricfedora
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allcloppersmustpie
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#39 to #38 - euphoricfedora
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>Implying people even know who you are   
   
I a the God Troll. I am Superior. I am famous.
>Implying people even know who you are

I a the God Troll. I am Superior. I am famous.
#100 to #39 - anon id: f777e2e9
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uphoria man, you just don't get it
#40 to #39 - allcloppersmustpie
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#41 to #40 - euphoricfedora
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You're a **** troll who sucks dick. Now gtfo weaboo faggot
You're a **** troll who sucks dick. Now gtfo weaboo faggot
#79 to #41 - paranoidzoid
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don't **** with this man
don't **** with this man
#43 to #41 - allcloppersmustpie
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User avatar #46 to #43 - euphoricfedora
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I'm successful, so people pay attention to me. I have pissed people off so much they follow my comments to downthumb me. You may be old, but you're losing you're touch. I am the troll this site fears.
#86 to #46 - napalmpie
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#47 to #46 - allcloppersmustpie
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User avatar #50 to #47 - euphoricfedora
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Block them? Pathetic. I embrace the bastards. Their anger only fuels me
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User avatar #55 to #51 - euphoricfedora
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It is the only reason I do this. It is fun, isn't it
#56 to #55 - allcloppersmustpie
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User avatar #58 to #56 - euphoricfedora
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You can tell that even the greens and bait pictures are genuine. They hate us because we're ruining their precious circlejerking comments. Haha, they've already started to thumb me up now. They've started doing it to xxmemes as well. They'll get you soon. Good luck anyway
#71 to #58 - allcloppersmustpie
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User avatar #72 to #71 - euphoricfedora
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And then more red thumbs
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User avatar #69 to #67 - euphoricfedora
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We all know who memes is. Its funny that these cunts think they can stop me by thumbing me up
#63 to #58 - allcloppersmustpie
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User avatar #64 to #63 - euphoricfedora
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Not even little old me?! Aww, you've blocked me
#59 to #58 - allcloppersmustpie
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User avatar #61 to #59 - euphoricfedora
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Don't give a **** either. I've slipped 5 levels I think. Clever locking your profile. I might consider it. They've probably committed our names to memory now. Who are the other top trolls?
User avatar #60 to #56 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account**
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You both are pathetic for thinking trolling on the internet makes you something.
User avatar #66 to #60 - drachma
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This entire conversation is just a hot spot for green thumbs for them
User avatar #70 to #66 - euphoricfedora
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As if we ******* care
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#76 to #29 - splattercrap
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User avatar #91 to #76 - euphoricfedora
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saved
#42 to #29 - teranin
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Mel Brooks, John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and George Clooney are all still alive
Mel Brooks, John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and George Clooney are all still alive
#44 to #42 - euphoricfedora
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Yeh but they're *******
#45 to #44 - teranin
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no, these are *******.
User avatar #48 to #45 - euphoricfedora
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No thats Obama the filthy nignog
#49 to #48 - teranin
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No, this is Obama the filthy nignog
User avatar #6 - tronbot
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Homer Simpsons isn't real...
User avatar #80 to #6 - daentraya
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How is this in any way relevant? Another example is Tyrion. He is fictional, but does that disqualify all the wise things he says about tits and wine? Nope.
User avatar #9 to #6 - sexyhimself
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blasphemy
#18 to #6 - TATTYBOJANGLES
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A-hem....
User avatar #57 to #18 - sairajayn
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That's really quite scary..
#23 to #6 - mayoroftownsville
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But if homer simpson isn't real, then how can televisions be real?
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#12 - matsezinado
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"When I was very young, I was foolish enough to believe that our Creed would bring an end to all these conflicts. If only I had possessed the humility to say to myself, I have seen enough for one life, I've done my part. Then again, there is no greater glory than fighting to find the truth."
User avatar #21 to #12 - cyoar
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this glorious ************, his parts in revelations where so good the game should have been all about him
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#22 - badnnnin
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the funny thing about quotes is you never know if they are real - abraham lincoln
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User avatar #52 to #30 - alekksandar
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nice red-thumb collecting technique.
User avatar #84 to #52 - littlenish
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You've been here long enough to know that if ponies are used in the right way, the user who posted them won't get red thumbs.

You dummy.
User avatar #126 to #84 - subadanus
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But hes trying to get red thumbs.
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#65 to #53 - drachma
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I'd be a shame if something, were to happen to it.
#98 - ieatfish
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>Game says press any button to continue
>press power button
>pc shuts off