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l never forget a face, but in
your case HI be glad to make
an exception"
Groucho Marx
If you try and take a cat apart to see
how it works, the first thing you have
on your hands is cat.
Douglas Adams '
The appropriate age for marriage
is around eighteen for girls and
for men."
L- Aristotle
Run for office'? No. I' slept with
i too many women, I' done too
many drugs, and I' been to
too many parties.
George Clooney
If you were my husband, iii
I' d put arsenic in your v
coffee.
Lady's; Astor ,
Madame, if I were
your husband,
l _ T l Iwould drink it.
f, k -Winston Churchill
I celebrated Thanksgiving in
Oldfashioned way. l invite /W
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my house, we balan en s
feast, and . killed the _ T d
took their land. f
Jon Stewart
A pair of powerful spectacles
has sometimes sufficed to
cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When did I realie I was God?
Well, I was praying and I
suddenly realized I was talking
to myself.
Peter O' Toole
With my wife I don' t get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to
the best woman a man ever had.'
The me.
Rodney Dangerfield
If you' re a lesbian, why P
are you turning me on'?"
Stephen Colbert PT'"
I rage's is when I cut my finger.'
Comedy is when you fall into
an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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#2 - headofaperture (11/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#3 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#19 - warlockrichard ONLINE (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #29 - euphoricfedora (11/14/2013) [+] (40 replies)
Ha, all these guys are dead, what the **** do they know
User avatar #6 - tronbot (11/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Homer Simpsons isn't real...
#23 to #6 - mayoroftownsville ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
But if homer simpson isn't real, then how can televisions be real?
#12 - matsezinado ONLINE (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"When I was very young, I was foolish enough to believe that our Creed would bring an end to all these conflicts. If only I had possessed the humility to say to myself, I have seen enough for one life, I've done my part. Then again, there is no greater glory than fighting to find the truth."
#88 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#22 - badnnnin (11/14/2013) [-]
the funny thing about quotes is you never know if they are real - abraham lincoln
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#65 to #53 - drachma (11/14/2013) [-]
I'd be a shame if something, were to happen to it.
#98 - ieatfish (11/14/2013) [-]
>Game says press any button to continue
>press power button
>pc shuts off
User avatar #10 - melraiser (11/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
At the risk of sounding stupid, can someone explain the Rodney Dangerfield one?
#112 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #75 - xxstratxx (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
every celebrity in this post is a talentless hack
#82 to #75 - littlenish (11/14/2013) [-]
They're all celebrities here you ******* . And some of them are long dead.
User avatar #5 - mmchase (11/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”

-Friedrick Nietzsche
#8 to #5 - ZalgotheImminent (11/14/2013) [-]
I didn't see your comment when I first posted this.
I didn't see your comment when I first posted this.
#1 - meatbeaterz **User deleted account** (11/13/2013) [-]
YESH
#113 - eatmyass (11/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
YESSS MOTHER ******* ! I WAS BANNED FOR TO MANY NEGATIVE THUMBS BUT IT HAS BEEN ERASED! I AM ALIVE I CAN HAVE MY OWN OPINIONS
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User avatar #117 to #116 - fartextractor (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh god we need the limit back....just for this cock sucker
User avatar #28 - chenn (11/14/2013) [-]
Did you use ArtRage for the text background? It looks awfully familliar to me...
Anyway, good content, some of them made me laugh and it's pretty interesting
User avatar #17 - ttotheroll (11/14/2013) [-]
The Aristotle makes absolutely good sense. This is why:

In the Antic Greece, it was the men, who became the politicians. To become a politician, which was the best thing to be, in your entire life, you'd need to have experience. To gain experience, you'd have to be old, because old = wise = experience. So young men in the Antic Greece was not experienced, therefore not ready to get into marriage.

On the other hand, the females was in charge of the home, but also to carry on the family. As we know, females in the age of approximately 18 years old, are the best to become pregnant, therefore 18 was the optional age to get into marriage.

Tl;dr: Older men are best, 18 year old females get pregnant the easiest.
User avatar #16 - vilememory (11/14/2013) [-]
Good old Rodney, I still remember the last thing he said before he went into the hospital. If all goes well I'll get out, if it doesn't. At least it will be a short visit.
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