Amir's kebab is the true kebab
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ZeGerman (08/13/2015) [-] Same in Germany. But we're fancy ******* through and through, so horse meat for everyone.
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anon (08/14/2015) [-]
>go to kazakhstan
>they bring out this tray with basically dough and slabs of some sausage **** .
>"what's that meat"
>"it's horse"
>wtf m27 horse is for riding not eating
>"nah dude it's delicious, people live of this **** in kazakhstan"
>try it
>tastes rancid
>go to some kazakh mcdonalds
Who the **** eats horsemeat in Europe, I get the barbarian folks over at the steppes eat it but you folks are talking horsemeat eating as if it's normal like eating cows or dogs.
>they bring out this tray with basically dough and slabs of some sausage **** .
>"what's that meat"
>"it's horse"
>wtf m27 horse is for riding not eating
>"nah dude it's delicious, people live of this **** in kazakhstan"
>try it
>tastes rancid
>go to some kazakh mcdonalds
Who the **** eats horsemeat in Europe, I get the barbarian folks over at the steppes eat it but you folks are talking horsemeat eating as if it's normal like eating cows or dogs.
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prvcowboy (08/14/2015) [-] This is Russian.
Top to bottom:
>From 6 month
>Baby food
>Brand name
>Horse meat
>Natural components
>Meat puree
I honestly don't understand what's the big deal in eating horse meat. When I heard about that McDonald's horse meat scandal my first thought was "So ******* what?!".
Top to bottom:
>From 6 month
>Baby food
>Brand name
>Horse meat
>Natural components
>Meat puree
I honestly don't understand what's the big deal in eating horse meat. When I heard about that McDonald's horse meat scandal my first thought was "So ******* what?!".
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thelamerussian (08/14/2015) [-]
Its just probably people thinking its not right, as many consider horses as domestic animals now.
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gearmachine (08/14/2015) [-] Hey, buddy, I actually like twizzlers. They taste like normal damn red licorice
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gearmachine (08/14/2015) [-] My step grandpa is from Britain and he brought me some British licorice, and while i will say it's tasty as hell, American twizzlers aren't horrible, maybe they just aren't makin twizzlers right over there
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gearmachine (08/14/2015) [-] Oh well I don't know then, I guess everyone has their tastes, I personally can't stand the taste of beer, but my brother is a ****** snob, so yeah everyone's different
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insatiable (08/14/2015) [-] No, but they sound exactly like Red Vines. That **** is the best.
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twilightdusk (08/13/2015) [-] Can someone explain to me what a kebab is in this context because this is what's coming to mind for me and it doesn't fit what's being said here.
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huedekaiser (08/13/2015) [-] That's one kind of kebab. You're thinking of a Shish kebab which is made as shown in the image (and with some veggies). However, the kebab being talked about is a Döner kebab which is made on a vertical rotisserie (the long sticks that spin on a fire but is hanging upwards).
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Antiquisition ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-] Even better (in my opinion): Dürüm Kebab (it's the exact same thing, except there's no bread and it's wrapped in a sort-of-tortilla)
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nsfwanon (08/13/2015) [-] Britfag here, can 100% confirm.
More than once I've had a stream of unidentified meat and garlic sauce from a large Doner kebab accelerating out of my anus at high velocity during a right ****** of a hangover.
More than once I've had a stream of unidentified meat and garlic sauce from a large Doner kebab accelerating out of my anus at high velocity during a right ****** of a hangover.
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kerfufflemachtwo (08/14/2015) [-] Amerifag here.
Our version of this experience (at least in the midwest) would be the slider. A small, cheap burger found in many diners. They are usually topped with onions and cheese. Pretty good when sober, delicious when drunk. They clean you out better than Liquid Plumber.
Our version of this experience (at least in the midwest) would be the slider. A small, cheap burger found in many diners. They are usually topped with onions and cheese. Pretty good when sober, delicious when drunk. They clean you out better than Liquid Plumber.
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anon (08/14/2015) [-]
Arab who lived his whole life in Arabic countries. Shawerma (Doner) is typically lamb/mutton, true. On the other hand, beef doner is unheard of here. Chicken is still good, as it has a lighter flavor, and even sometime, less stink.
Source: Shawerma (Doner) has been part of the diet my whole life. Not so much nowadays, though.
Source: Shawerma (Doner) has been part of the diet my whole life. Not so much nowadays, though.
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parman ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-] I know this kebab place where I used to eat after heavy drinking. But once my drunk self thought it would be good idea to tell dudes behind the counter that they look like terrorists. Well I don't go there anymore.
Luckily there are plenty of other kebab places.
Luckily there are plenty of other kebab places.
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esheter ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-] I know one tiny kebab place here in Latvia, the make spicy kebabs that **** your asshole up. You can also eat the ones without the spicy sauce if you're a little bitch
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esheter ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-] Viņiem ir fb.
www.facebook.com/pages/Gabriels-GRILS/1051730988185962
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satansferret (08/14/2015) [-] Oh my...I just looked and it would seem Hamtramck is swarmed with halal places O_O
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nagafever (08/13/2015) [-] **nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** here in the most southern part of norway we have a kebab shop that uses pork meat instead of goat, horse, cow, sheep etc (they're catholic *********** )
Anyways, it tastes a ******* better than goat and sheep meat atleast, and the sauce they use here is made up of mayonnaise, thousand island and sour cream.
I've eaten kebabs in a few places in norway, denmark, sweden, poland, germany and greece and i gotta say neither their sauce or meat comes close
**nagafever rolled image** here in the most southern part of norway we have a kebab shop that uses pork meat instead of goat, horse, cow, sheep etc (they're catholic *********** )
Anyways, it tastes a ******* better than goat and sheep meat atleast, and the sauce they use here is made up of mayonnaise, thousand island and sour cream.
I've eaten kebabs in a few places in norway, denmark, sweden, poland, germany and greece and i gotta say neither their sauce or meat comes close
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thefikiboklife (08/13/2015) [-] foreign kebab is **** compared to the original kebap made in kebapland, turkey
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trollmobile ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-] yeah, but get them from a kebab shop run by kebabs, you don't want your first kebab experience to not be handed to you by a brown hairy guy named Amir.
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phlem (08/14/2015) [-] I'm going to be honest, the only kebab I've had in my life is one from Runescape.
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alltimetens (08/14/2015) [-] Just the extremists, tho. Most muslim extremists are killing other muslims.
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lotengo ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-] A lot of people (mostly girls) in some western European countries refuse to eat horse because they like horses. Ya know, girls like horsebackriding.
Its like eating dog or cat for them, its not done.
A while back there was a scandal in the Netherlands because the meatballs IKEA serves turned out to have a x percentage of horse meat. I personally dont care but other people seem to do.
bit unrelated to your question. But in the Netherlands, if you test 100 kebab 'restaurants' that claim to serve 100% lamb, you will find that at least 90 of them are lying.
Its like eating dog or cat for them, its not done.
A while back there was a scandal in the Netherlands because the meatballs IKEA serves turned out to have a x percentage of horse meat. I personally dont care but other people seem to do.
bit unrelated to your question. But in the Netherlands, if you test 100 kebab 'restaurants' that claim to serve 100% lamb, you will find that at least 90 of them are lying.
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aabbccddeeffgghhii (08/14/2015) [-] This is an absolutely ******* perfect description of a night out here in Britain.
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aabbccddeeffgghhii (08/14/2015) [-] You cant dish up an Indian blind drunk, staggering down the Kings Way at 3AM.
A Kebab is ready made, inside a polystyrene container and wrapped in pitter bread for easy container to mouth delivery.
Think it through.
A Kebab is ready made, inside a polystyrene container and wrapped in pitter bread for easy container to mouth delivery.
Think it through.
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fukkendragonite (08/14/2015) [-] The best kebabs here in Britain are the ones that come from kebab houses situated on roads where suspicious amount of dogs go missing.
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festinas (08/13/2015) [-] Plz more of this, made my whole skype call die. I need more for my super cool meme image!
