Americans. I like Americans for the most part Source: That guy's stand up routine. Us Americans wonder why the rest of the World hates us' Iii/ t We have a game
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Americans

I like Americans
for the most part
Source: That guy's stand up routine

Us Americans wonder why the rest of
the World hates us'
Iii/ t
We have a game show in this country
called Survivor. fut is a game to us.
The point of t
million dolls
survive somee .
people i
gag is you win a
f 37 u can simply
e. In a place where
eita live.
What kind of message does this send?
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Submitted: 10/22/2013
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#1 - inanimateobject (10/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I read the first couple of words as "U.S. Americans", it's too early in the morning...
User avatar #7 - dedaluminus (10/23/2013) [+] (15 replies)
If it wasn't for the fact that I am currently suffering from a mild case of total and complete kidney failure, I could survive in just about any environment I was dropped into with a pocketknife and a steel canteen. In many places I wouldn't even need the canteen.
#10 to #7 - bollenn (10/23/2013) [-]
Fresh from the scouts? rofl.
#21 - alphacino (10/23/2013) [+] (45 replies)
User avatar #35 to #21 - luthervonappledorf (10/23/2013) [-]
While I can agree with a lot of this, Europe ******* sucking for one, some of it is explained easily.

We have had some of the bloodiest wars because as nations we've been around much longer. More empires have grown and fallen creating uprisings and rebellions which result in some extremely bloody wars.

We still have problems with extreme racism and such because we're a continent with a HUGE racial diversity all with different ideas and ethics and beliefs. Imagine if every state had wildly differing ideas on nearly everything, then try to make them work together. It's ******* hard.

I don't agree that the EU should ever get a Nobel Peace Prize because all they ever ******* do is argue for months and months and months and eventually never settle anything so countries do what they want any way.

While America has given us some of the most popular art, music etc in the last century, Europe has always been the center for less popular movements. It's often inspired some of the greatest art in the history of the world and arguably many of the greatest scientists. I'm not saying America hasn't, because it has been a hub of activity since it's inception but that's all because it's able to borrow from things that hundreds and hundreds of years of trial and error in Europe has shown.

We both have our problems and differences and we both seem to hate each other equally but we get along and we get things done. It may not be perfect but our leaders are smart enough to know to put our differences aside because we all need each other.
User avatar #11 - daringdestiny (10/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i have tickets to see him next month
#16 to #11 - liquidmirror (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm gonna hipster this and say I saw him in '09, before Tosh.0 and have a shirt signed.
I'm gonna hipster this and say I saw him in '09, before Tosh.0 and have a shirt signed.
User avatar #44 - misterlad (10/23/2013) [+] (23 replies)
Murrica!
#12 - bionicpanda (10/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I've been here 30 years can i please have some bread?!"
"I've been here 30 years can i please have some bread?!"
User avatar #33 to #12 - ariakon (10/23/2013) [-]
"I don't have my phone, this is really hard..."
#17 - liquidmirror (10/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #87 - avatarsarefornoobs (10/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i notice that, of all the people who hate americans, americans hate americans the most
#29 - amuzen (10/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm guessing the original makes more sense but the point of survivor isn't to live in a place where people live but actually the exact opposite, it's to live in a place without a community or society to fall back on.
#45 to #29 - restfullwicked (10/23/2013) [-]
its an environment that OTHER cultures live. perhaps not next to a settlement but under the same conditions as african tribes, or rainforests, or on islands.
#38 - agentmoleman (10/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I don't have any good 'Murica gifs, so have this one..
I don't have any good 'Murica gifs, so have this one..
User avatar #3 - murre (10/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
whats the name of this guy now again
User avatar #4 to #3 - tyske (10/22/2013) [-]
daniel tosh
#68 - jaxonnn (10/23/2013) [-]
Tosh is a funny cunt
User avatar #60 - pockyrin (10/23/2013) [-]
I know it's all bullcrap and people aren't in danger anymore like when the show started, but I still quite like survivor. I mean it just kinda fascinates me the psychology part, the way you have to get people to vote for you and pat you on the back for being a lying asshole. It's probably all scripted though
User avatar #46 - thelastelephant ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
The only Tosh joke I've ever laughed at.
#22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2013) [-]
#97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2013) [-]
yeah I'm glad I'm British so I don't have to deal with this ****
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User avatar #79 to #74 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Not that different.
User avatar #54 - evilruck ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
But the real question is..

does a bear **** in the woods?
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh my god, everyone getting the damn quotes wrong.
Please stop. My forehead hurts from looking disappointed in you all.
User avatar #6 - butteryweiner (10/22/2013) [-]
"It's reallyhard because we don't have our cell phones."
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