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America is Safe. Source: Colbert Report subscribe for more Fourth Test Main article: Fourth Test, 1948 Ashes series During the drawn Third Test, Barnes was inju

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Main article: Fourth Test, 1948 Ashes series

During the drawn Third Test, Barnes was injured and Ian Johnson was used as a makeshift opener because Morris was the only specialist opener left in the team after the omission of Brown.[50][51] In the meantime, Barnes's injury had opened up a vacancy for the Fourth Test. Harvey managed only ten and Brown only eight as Australia defeated Middlesex by ten wickets in their only county match between Tests.[5][6][52]

Despite his low score in the preceding match against Middlesex, Harvey was called into the team for the Fourth Test at Headingley at the expense of Barnes.[3] The selectors had overlooked Brown as a replacement for Barnes's opening position. Instead, vice-captain Hassett would move from the middle-order to accompany Morris at the top of the innings, while Harvey would slot into the middle-order.[23][24]

England batted first and amassed 496. Australia began their reply on the second afternoon and Bradman and Hassett saw the tourists to stumps at 1/63.[24] The next morning, Hassett and Bradman fell in one Dick Pollard over to leave Australia at 3/68 with two new batsmen at the crease.[51] Harvey came in bareheaded at No. 5 to join cavalier all-rounder Keith Miller. Australia were more than 400 behind and if England were to remove the pair, they would expose Australia's lower order and give themselves an opportunity to take a large first innings lead. Upon arriving in the middle Harvey told his senior partner "What's going on out here, eh? Let's get stuck into 'em".[53][54] Harvey got off the mark by forcing the ball behind point for a single.[55]

The pair launched a counterattack, with Miller taking the lead. He hoisted off spinner Jim Laker's first ball over square leg for six. Miller shielded Harvey from Laker, as the young batsman was struggling against the off breaks that were turning away from him, especially one ball that spun and bounced, beating his outside edge.[56] Miller drilled an off-drive from Laker for four, and then hit another flat over his head, almost for six into the sightscreen.[56] This allowed Australia to seize the initiative, and Harvey joined the fightback during the next over, hitting consecutive boundaries against Laker, the second of which almost cleared the playing area. He then took another boundary to reach 44, with Miller on 42.[57]

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#9 - grampian (03/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #58 to #9 - icameheretotroll (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah.. I notice it
Their ear shape is alike.. kinda
User avatar #70 to #9 - lieutenantderp (03/26/2014) [-]
OP is a faggot. Superman don't wear no glasses, don't you have eyes?
#72 to #9 - superbla (03/26/2014) [-]
I don't get this, they look nothing alike.
User avatar #93 to #9 - negativeone (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, and Bruce Wayne totally looks like Batman.
User avatar #119 to #9 - darkroro (03/26/2014) [-]
I dont get the picture, are these 2 men related or something?
User avatar #13 to #9 - roflstorm (03/25/2014) [-]
They look nothing alike!
"oooooooh they have the same haircut"
User avatar #19 to #9 - chupiter (03/25/2014) [-]
Well, they do both have noses. Maybe there's something to this.
User avatar #22 to #9 - kimilsung (03/25/2014) [-]
WHAT
User avatar #38 to #9 - mrfartypants (03/25/2014) [-]
i just dont see it.
#55 to #9 - shitfacesteven (03/26/2014) [-]
And Nirvana's drummer looks like Dave Grohl
#51 to #9 - worried (03/26/2014) [-]
fun fact: the reason no one knows that superman is actually clark kent even though they look exactly the same was because during the golden age of superman, he used to have the ability to change his face (one of the many abilities he could come up with on a whim) and once they got rid of that power, they couldnt hide his identity without making a huge alteration to his image (i.e. giving him a mask)
#57 to #51 - Jowi ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
I don't know why you're saying that. Look at that picture, they're clearly not the same person!
I don't know why you're saying that. Look at that picture, they're clearly not the same person!
User avatar #10 to #9 - lolshadowjewtwo (03/25/2014) [-]
WTF? They look nothing alike. Next thing I know people will be telling me that Bruce Wayne is Batman...
#8 - pappathethird (03/25/2014) [-]
As long as we have Colbert, we have hope
As long as we have Colbert, we have hope
#3 - mightypoggers (03/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #61 to #3 - topoftherock ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
source of clip please?
#98 to #96 - atdiaztwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8zuaykEY2A also, another Cobert board game, "NOT A GAME (Government Shutdown)"
User avatar #77 to #61 - mightypoggers (03/26/2014) [-]
Look up colberts super coin toss. that should give you the episode.
User avatar #6 to #3 - subtard (03/25/2014) [-]
I think Colbert is actually Captain America. He's got the shield in the background of that gif
#21 to #6 - anon (03/25/2014) [-]
Captain Amaerica
#7 - coffeedog (03/25/2014) [-]
Hysterical.
Hysterical.
User avatar #1 - sneleoparden (03/25/2014) [-]
Superman is op nerf plz
#33 to #1 - anon (03/25/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #186 at Most people don't know about our image boards **
User avatar #105 to #1 - hankhillofthe (03/26/2014) [-]
Is op nerf, superman plz
User avatar #15 to #1 - meebobear ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
volvo fix doto
User avatar #24 to #1 - angelious (03/25/2014) [-]
omg supes gets nerfed laik every patch.


nerf flash or spectre instead
User avatar #129 to #24 - thepinkestofthepie (03/26/2014) [-]
"nerf flash"
please no
nonono
it's already short range as ****
User avatar #73 to #24 - IamSofaKingdom (03/26/2014) [-]
gaslight catwoman nerf plz
#95 - mrgoodlove (03/26/2014) [-]
You guys better like this picture. It took me 30 minutes to find
User avatar #104 to #95 - zekeon (03/26/2014) [-]
It's okay.
#109 to #95 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #965894 at Friendly ** mfw batman smoking a match
#18 - stabbedinthecrotch (03/25/2014) [-]
SMFW AMAERICA
#112 to #18 - migueldecervantes (03/26/2014) [-]
Amaerica is safe.
#44 - twoderrick ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Handsome indeed.

Does this look like the face of MERCY?
#46 - npfortytwo (03/25/2014) [-]
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#107 - chillybilly (03/26/2014) [-]
Ehhh...
#116 to #107 - dudewitharake (03/26/2014) [-]
I died a little inside seeing that   and why don't we have a "spelling Nazi" meme or some 			****		 to point out sad spelling mistakes?
I died a little inside seeing that and why don't we have a "spelling Nazi" meme or some **** to point out sad spelling mistakes?
#131 to #116 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/26/2014) [-]
We've had that for quite a while, d00d.
#139 to #131 - dudewitharake (03/26/2014) [-]
much appreciated
#117 to #116 - xcoreyx (03/26/2014) [-]
We do now
#126 - thecatqueen (03/26/2014) [-]
They spelled 'America'..... 'Amaerica'

I'm not even American and I noticed this.
User avatar #128 to #127 - invalidcupcake (03/26/2014) [-]
**invalidcupcake rolls 62** Are you looking at my dubs? probly not
#111 - jakeattack (03/26/2014) [-]
Superman? Glasses??
next you are gonna tell me Peter Parker is spider man. Yeah right
#114 to #111 - muffintime ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah after that they're going to try and tell us that Bruce Wayne is Batman...
Yeah after that they're going to try and tell us that Bruce Wayne is Batman...

User avatar #130 to #114 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/26/2014) [-]
Your spoiler is broken, d00d
User avatar #132 to #130 - muffintime ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #133 to #132 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/26/2014) [-]
I'm guessing you just leave a space in the spoiler tag.
User avatar #134 to #133 - muffintime ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
first time I accidently clicked it and I was to lazy to delete it so I just left it lol
#135 to #134 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/26/2014) [-]
Sounds like the average Funnyjunker. Move along.
#16 - beerterror (03/25/2014) [-]
Colbert is probably the most funny and least pretentious of these type of tv-shows hosts.

Also, classic boyscouts are the best superheroes in our moder ****** age.
User avatar #26 to #16 - Lewx (03/25/2014) [-]
That's a pretty cool pic.
#27 to #16 - angelious (03/25/2014) [-]
hell yeah for superman
#39 to #16 - altairibnlaahad (03/25/2014) [-]
Jon Stewart is pretty awesome too.
Jon Stewart is pretty awesome too.
#42 to #39 - certifiedidiot (03/25/2014) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#53 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (03/26/2014) [-]
Colbert for President 2016
Colbert for President 2016
#97 - tobistrigoivii (03/26/2014) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at For me? ** #AMAERICA
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at For me? ** #AMAERICA
#52 - thempc ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
colbert's fw his secret identity is revealed
colbert's fw his secret identity is revealed
#59 - keybladewarrior (03/26/2014) [-]
That's a lie. Superman has never worn glasses or done reports his entire life.
That's a lie. Superman has never worn glasses or done reports his entire life.
#63 to #59 - ilikepatatas (03/26/2014) [-]
tomthehippie and captainstinkypinky you guys somehow managed to miss the joke
congratulations
User avatar #66 to #63 - captainstinkypinky (03/26/2014) [-]
Whats the joke? Superman wears glasses and is a reporter...


Or is the joke supposed to be Clark Kent wears glasses and does reports (if thats it, then I feel dumb and will correct my vote)
#85 to #66 - theydontlikeu ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
the joke, is that stephen colbert is saying hes superman. are you guys retarded?
User avatar #86 to #85 - captainstinkypinky (03/26/2014) [-]
No, I got that joke. But the comment "That's a lie. Superman has never worn glasses or done reports his entire life." isn't a very good joke at all
#88 to #86 - theydontlikeu ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
ah. no, no its not. indeed sir, carry on.
#89 to #88 - captainstinkypinky (03/26/2014) [-]
I'm glad we cleared it up
I'm glad we cleared it up
#68 to #66 - ilikepatatas (03/26/2014) [-]
exactly the joke
#69 to #68 - captainstinkypinky (03/26/2014) [-]
It's not a very good one :/
It's not a very good one :/
#64 to #63 - tomthehippie (03/26/2014) [-]
o.o   
   
But I didn't even comment on this post...
o.o

But I didn't even comment on this post...
#65 to #64 - ilikepatatas (03/26/2014) [-]
you thumbed down and there is a "who thumbed down" tool
#67 to #65 - tomthehippie (03/26/2014) [-]
I got the joke... but it wasn't funny.
#94 to #83 - tomthehippie (03/26/2014) [-]
is it just me, or does he look like he's having the worst diarea ever. The look on his face just screams, "dear God it BURNS! JUST HIT ME WITH A BOLT OF LIGHTNING AND END THE BURNING RING OF FIRE!"
is it just me, or does he look like he's having the worst diarea ever. The look on his face just screams, "dear God it BURNS! JUST HIT ME WITH A BOLT OF LIGHTNING AND END THE BURNING RING OF FIRE!"
#75 to #59 - padawonjohn (03/26/2014) [-]
Clark Kent is Kal-El's Alter Ego's Alter Ego.



just let that set in.
User avatar #87 to #75 - captainstinkypinky (03/26/2014) [-]
See, that was my logic too
#103 to #59 - schneidend ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
These are the same idiots who think Batman is Bruce Wayne.
These are the same idiots who think Batman is Bruce Wayne.
#71 - narcoschmolo (03/26/2014) [-]
I finally have a relevant place to use this.
I finally have a relevant place to use this.
#12 - bakinboy ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
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#84 - theydontlikeu ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
he would actually make a very convincing superman
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