America according to Europeans. Pretty accurate... this is... pretty accurate actually. At Wegmans, I'm a cart boy, and electric carts count as carts. There are 3 entrances to the store, 2 being right up front a
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America according to Europeans

Pretty accurate.

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#1 - allinallout **User deleted account** (01/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this is... pretty accurate actually. At Wegmans, I'm a cart boy, and electric carts count as carts. There are 3 entrances to the store, 2 being right up front and one being about 200 meters away. You can park your car outside of any of these entrances, but we only have electric carts at the main 2, so fat people hulk out because they have to wait while I literally carry one 200 m to the other entrance. I like carrying them because I want the morbidly obese to know how weak and decrepit they are.
User avatar #2 - jubbehhh (01/29/2014) [-]
Either way, America is going to be morbidly obese.
User avatar #25 - anonemous (01/30/2014) [-]
Walmart sponsored drag racing......
#41 - doodooda (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
4/10 accuracy. Where's the McDonalds?
User avatar #33 - patientthepatient (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Everyone is so concerned about kicking bieber out of the country, why not kick out ever person over 250 pounds... oh wait, we can't because that would be almost everyone in the U.S.
#36 to #33 - ddrwannabe (01/30/2014) [-]
Hahahaha. It would have to be 250, but with body fat percent. Anyone that is a weight lifter, or a football player would be exempt based on body fat percent.
#15 - iamcockmongler (01/30/2014) [+] (19 replies)
Are Americans associated with anything good at all?

anything?
User avatar #10 - failtolawl (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Colorado has a lower obesity rate than the UK.
#7 - anon (01/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Us americans really shouldnt care what these euros think of us, they have their own problems yet they choose to make fun of us
When a country that is only 200 years old, has enough food to keep its entire nation fat and satisfied but yet still has the most powerful army in the world, then theres not much to say about us besides the whole obesity, ignorance stereotype
User avatar #12 - madsolar (01/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
This isn't accurate at all. Well at least not in New England. For every 1 person I see in scooter like those I see at least a couple thousand who aren't.
User avatar #16 to #13 - madsolar (01/30/2014) [-]
I really hope other countries are not dumb enough to believe all Americans ride around on rascals stuffing their ******* faces.
User avatar #3 - majinooo (01/29/2014) [-]
My dad had a word for fat people that used carts, instead of handicap he'd say handifat.
#42 - kwanzalord (01/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
but it's too accurate...
User avatar #4 - thepumpkinsrock (01/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
as a brit who moved to the us a few yrs ago I can verify this.
User avatar #8 to #4 - acerbussicarius (01/30/2014) [-]
As a Dual citizen of both the US and UK I do not verify this. Not everyone is stupid or fat. In fact I would have to say that in reality the ratio of dumb to not dumb people is about the same in both countries. I will give you that their are more fatties in America but not as many as you might think.
#38 - anon (01/30/2014) [-]
And the race is on!
User avatar #23 - zaggystirdust (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
living in the deep south
they aren't too far off
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