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America, Fuck Yeah!

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Submitted: 01/31/2014
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#1 - oxYKellark (01/31/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I did the same thing this morning but with alcohol.
#15 - abobby (02/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
who eats on the toilet?   
 gif isn't broken, it's covered in 						****					, like OP's pizza
who eats on the toilet?
gif isn't broken, it's covered in **** , like OP's pizza
#8 - pariahlol (02/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Seriously, have you ever taken a **** at the same time as you were eating? It's a wonderous feeling, like one big circle of **** . I tried to discuss this with my friends, and they all thought i was crazy.
#13 - unncommon ONLINE (02/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>wake up to 'If the South Would Have Won' by Hank Williams Jr.
>jump out of bed, stroll over to my 9'x7' portrait of General Lee
>salute the picture until my dick gets hard
>run into the bathroom, dip my toothbrush into Jack Daniels whiskey and start brushing my teeth while whistling Dixie
>run out to my F-950 truck with 50" tires and watch in awe as the smoke from the diesel engine blow the Stars and Bars and destroy the environment
>drive to work and on my way there I see three God damn ******* drinking from the same fountain as the white man
>God damn those ******* , God bless the U.S.A.
>spend all day beating hippies and killing deer while I wear my Pro-Life, Anti-Immigration, Pro-2nd Amendment, Pro-War, Anti-Gay Marriage shirt
>race back home burning up the environment with my fellow All-American friends in their F-950's and Ram 4500's
>kiss my wife hello and eat my dinner (rare steak seasoned in the tears of starving Mid-Eastern children again)
>read the bible to my kids
>beat the dog
>go to bed

I'm livin' the Southern Dream.
#32 - Jeff C (02/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I just took this picture at my job yesterday ( I deliver pizzas)

The only way that could be more American was if I delivered it to you in one of these boxes we just got
#35 - JackThePornKing (02/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
yay america.
#25 - animalsslamina (02/01/2014) [-]
That awkward moment when you put down your pizza and bite a handful of **** ...
#44 - englishtallybopper ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
I did the same but with crumpets.
#4 - liuur (01/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Before French class I had a coffee and a cigarette. The disease spreads...
#2 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (01/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i came here from the front page... it was my destiny to reach this post. Have my thumb good sir.
#34 - settlethoukettle (02/01/2014) [-]
If there was an eagle on the toilet window sill this would be perfect.
#28 - tikledpikle (02/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #7635893 at Safe For Work Random Board ** I've texted while ******** , I've taken phone calls while ******** , I've even jacked off while ******** . but I have yet to eat while ******** . Take this as a reward for you.
User avatar #6 - aTastyCooky (01/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
is that... is that a pun? American Dream is a pizza place
User avatar #5 - richardstiffy (01/31/2014) [-]
Ray from Achievement Hunter/Roosterteeth said that he once **** and ate at the same time. He said it was the most disgusting thing he's ever done and won't ever do it again.
User avatar #45 - threadcreator (02/01/2014) [-]
I did that too.
User avatar #43 - alucardlives (02/01/2014) [-]
**alucardlives rolls 396** America is a awful place, The only upside is that we're as far from our capitol as possible. Trips, of truth.
User avatar #26 - demandsgayversion (02/01/2014) [-]
Eating and ******** sounds disgusting. So much of what makes up flavor comes from smell. Not to mention the smell of **** is overall unappetizing.
#12 - anonexplains (02/01/2014) [-]
That's ******* disgusting. Bacteria on your pizza. Nasty.
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