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#1 - oxYKellark
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(01/31/2014) [-]
I did the same thing this morning but with alcohol.
#7 to #1 - fuzzysixx
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Alcoholism ********
User avatar #19 to #7 - enkmaster
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Ah, the Mosin Nagant 91/30. Great gun.
User avatar #20 to #19 - fuzzysixx
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I have 2, and an M44, and 10 other guns. MURRICA
User avatar #21 to #20 - enkmaster
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I have one, and an SVT 40, and SKS, and quite a few others.

CAANADA
#48 to #21 - JackThePornKing
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(02/01/2014) [-]
WHOA whoa whoa, Hold on one ******* minute. CANADA, has GUNS? Does, Canada know?
User avatar #38 to #7 - pulluspardus
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Vodka is for pussies.
User avatar #39 to #38 - pulluspardus
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Mosin Nagant is my favorite rifle.

***** are you a pussy or a fabulous twat?
User avatar #11 to #1 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Happy to hear you're participating in Thirsty Thursdays. Keep up the good work amigo!
User avatar #14 to #1 - psychoticcaleb
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(02/01/2014) [-]
You ate alcohol while you **** alcohol?
#36 to #14 - JackThePornKing
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Proper way to eat alcohol. BREAKFAST, of champions.
#47 to #36 - niggernazi
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#15 - abobby
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(02/01/2014) [-]
who eats on the toilet?   
 gif isn't broken, it's covered in ****, like OP's pizza
who eats on the toilet?
gif isn't broken, it's covered in ****, like OP's pizza
User avatar #40 to #15 - sharklazers
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(02/01/2014) [-]
How is it not the most normal thing? You eat while getting rid of the food you have already eaten. It's perfect. I thought everyone did it because I do it all the time
#16 to #15 - thumbwhoremuch [OP]
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(02/01/2014) [-]
It was some delicious **** covered pizza I'll tell you that.
#17 to #16 - abobby
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(02/01/2014) [-]
That's because the **** was made from pizza.
Pizza covered with pizza ****.
Yum!
#22 to #17 - thumbwhoremuch [OP]
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I think that logic is absolute. You deserve a reward for that discovery.
#8 - pariahlol
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Seriously, have you ever taken a **** at the same time as you were eating? It's a wonderous feeling, like one big circle of ****. I tried to discuss this with my friends, and they all thought i was crazy.
#9 to #8 - thumbwhoremuch [OP]
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I know one thing, if I ever have to **** and have a pizza again, it's happening.
#13 - unncommon
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(02/01/2014) [-]
>wake up to 'If the South Would Have Won' by Hank Williams Jr.
>jump out of bed, stroll over to my 9'x7' portrait of General Lee
>salute the picture until my dick gets hard
>run into the bathroom, dip my toothbrush into Jack Daniels whiskey and start brushing my teeth while whistling Dixie
>run out to my F-950 truck with 50" tires and watch in awe as the smoke from the diesel engine blow the Stars and Bars and destroy the environment
>drive to work and on my way there I see three God damn ******* drinking from the same fountain as the white man
>God damn those *******, God bless the U.S.A.
>spend all day beating hippies and killing deer while I wear my Pro-Life, Anti-Immigration, Pro-2nd Amendment, Pro-War, Anti-Gay Marriage shirt
>race back home burning up the environment with my fellow All-American friends in their F-950's and Ram 4500's
>kiss my wife hello and eat my dinner (rare steak seasoned in the tears of starving Mid-Eastern children again)
>read the bible to my kids
>beat the dog
>go to bed

I'm livin' the Southern Dream.
#24 to #13 - abobby
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I call ********.
Americans can't
1) Jump
2) Run
3) Read
#23 to #13 - abobby
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#46 to #13 - aaronfilkins
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(02/01/2014) [-]
You just beautifully described everybody I graduated with
#32 - Jeff C
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I just took this picture at my job yesterday ( I deliver pizzas)

The only way that could be more American was if I delivered it to you in one of these boxes we just got
#33 to #32 - thumbwhoremuch [OP]
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#35 - JackThePornKing
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(02/01/2014) [-]
yay america.
User avatar #37 to #35 - pulluspardus
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(02/01/2014) [-]
.......how do you make tea? (honestly)
User avatar #42 to #37 - alucardlives
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I pull it out of the harbor.
#50 to #37 - JackThePornKing
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Then there is the tea party. They are some highly educated individuals, let me not tell you...
#49 to #37 - JackThePornKing
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User avatar #41 to #37 - ludislavonac
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Probably an electric water boiler
#25 - animalsslamina
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(02/01/2014) [-]
That awkward moment when you put down your pizza and bite a handful of ****...
#44 - englishtallybopper
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I did the same but with crumpets.
#4 - liuur
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Before French class I had a coffee and a cigarette. The disease spreads...
User avatar #27 to #4 - toastedspikes
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(02/01/2014) [-]
If the coffe wasn't in a bowl, and the cigarette wasn't a Gauloise, it doesn't count.
User avatar #2 - flnonymousseven
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(01/31/2014) [-]
i came here from the front page... it was my destiny to reach this post. Have my thumb good sir.
#3 to #2 - thumbwhoremuch [OP]
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Why thank you, sir!
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