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America, Fuck Yeah!

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Submitted: 01/31/2014
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#1 - oxYKellark (01/31/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I did the same thing this morning but with alcohol.
#15 - abobby (02/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
who eats on the toilet?   
 gif isn't broken, it's covered in shit, like OP's pizza
who eats on the toilet?
gif isn't broken, it's covered in shit, like OP's pizza
#8 - pariahlol ONLINE (02/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Seriously, have you ever taken a shit at the same time as you were eating? It's a wonderous feeling, like one big circle of shit. I tried to discuss this with my friends, and they all thought i was crazy.
#13 - unncommon ONLINE (02/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>wake up to 'If the South Would Have Won' by Hank Williams Jr.
>jump out of bed, stroll over to my 9'x7' portrait of General Lee
>salute the picture until my dick gets hard
>run into the bathroom, dip my toothbrush into Jack Daniels whiskey and start brushing my teeth while whistling Dixie
>run out to my F-950 truck with 50" tires and watch in awe as the smoke from the diesel engine blow the Stars and Bars and destroy the environment
>drive to work and on my way there I see three God damn niggers drinking from the same fountain as the white man
>God damn those niggers, God bless the U.S.A.
>spend all day beating hippies and killing deer while I wear my Pro-Life, Anti-Immigration, Pro-2nd Amendment, Pro-War, Anti-Gay Marriage shirt
>race back home burning up the environment with my fellow All-American friends in their F-950's and Ram 4500's
>kiss my wife hello and eat my dinner (rare steak seasoned in the tears of starving Mid-Eastern children again)
>read the bible to my kids
>beat the dog
>go to bed

I'm livin' the Southern Dream.
#32 - Jeff C (02/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I just took this picture at my job yesterday ( I deliver pizzas)

The only way that could be more American was if I delivered it to you in one of these boxes we just got
#35 - JackThePornKing (02/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
yay america.
#25 - animalsslamina (02/01/2014) [-]
That awkward moment when you put down your pizza and bite a handful of shit...
#44 - englishtallybopper (02/01/2014) [-]
I did the same but with crumpets.
#4 - liuur (01/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Before French class I had a coffee and a cigarette. The disease spreads...
#2 - flnonymousseven (01/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i came here from the front page... it was my destiny to reach this post. Have my thumb good sir.
#34 - settlethoukettle (02/01/2014) [-]
If there was an eagle on the toilet window sill this would be perfect.
#28 - tikledpikle (02/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #7635893 at Safe For Work Random Board ** I've texted while shitting, I've taken phone calls while shitting, I've even jacked off while shitting. but I have yet to eat while shitting. Take this as a reward for you.
#12 - anonymous (02/01/2014) [-]
That's fucking disgusting. Bacteria on your pizza. Nasty.
User avatar #6 - aTastyCooky (01/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
is that... is that a pun? American Dream is a pizza place
User avatar #5 - richardstiffy (01/31/2014) [-]
Ray from Achievement Hunter/Roosterteeth said that he once shit and ate at the same time. He said it was the most disgusting thing he's ever done and won't ever do it again.
User avatar #45 - threadcreator (02/01/2014) [-]
I did that too.
User avatar #43 - alucardlives (02/01/2014) [-]
**alucardlives rolls 396** America is a awful place, The only upside is that we're as far from our capitol as possible. Trips, of truth.
User avatar #26 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
Eating and shitting sounds disgusting. So much of what makes up flavor comes from smell. Not to mention the smell of shit is overall unappetizing.
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