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Submitted: 02/18/2014
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#36 - ddylann (02/19/2014) [-]
very very interesting way to look at it
#28 - amblance (02/19/2014) [-]
... Well sorry.
#47 to #28 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
Ambulance apprentice huh?
Welcome to the wonderful world of 12 hour shifts.
Recently had a guy shoot after us, other paramedic got hit bad.
But then there's happy moments, and you always go home with a good feeling, which makes it worth it. If you're tough enough to survive that bad **** .
#48 to #47 - amblance (02/19/2014) [-]
Jeez, how did ya end up in that?
Worst I've had so far is someone throwing cinder blocks and glass. I feel like thats bad, but then someone says something that's really disrespectful and it just kind of sticks in your head for a bit.
And yeah mate, it's totally worth it.
User avatar #38 to #28 - azaman ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
You wonderful little ****** .
#39 to #38 - amblance (02/19/2014) [-]
.. What did I miss.. ?
#40 to #39 - azaman ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Your period.
Your period.
#41 to #40 - amblance (02/19/2014) [-]
*Cough* PERHAPS IM A CHICK *Cough*
User avatar #42 to #41 - azaman ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Then i guess you're pregnant. Whore.
#43 to #42 - amblance (02/19/2014) [-]
Oooooo. Seems like we're happy today. Have a good day mate
User avatar #44 to #43 - azaman ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm rather happy indeed. You have a good day too mate.
User avatar #45 to #44 - bodox (02/19/2014) [-]
well, that got painfully awkward fast
#46 to #45 - amblance (02/19/2014) [-]
Agreeeed.
User avatar #24 - ishallsmiteyou (02/19/2014) [-]
To be fair, if someone gets shot by a psycho it's not really their fault
#37 to #24 - ddylann (02/19/2014) [-]
yeah thats the whole point of natural selection you fool. its not really the rabbits fault if it gets eaten by a bear is it?
#15 - lotengo (02/19/2014) [-]
Yea son, this pic is related again
#27 to #15 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
Groeten uit het Zuiden.
User avatar #29 to #18 - bosskiss (02/19/2014) [-]
Ben wel blij met zo een koning. motiveert elke nederdraad.
#11 - sircool (02/19/2014) [-]
I bet you wouldn't be calling it that if you had your feet run over.
User avatar #7 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
So if you get hit by a drunk driver...
#13 to #7 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
well you should have reacted faster. Your genes weren't fast enough.
You are not needed
User avatar #23 to #13 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Obviously walking down the pavement and suddenly a guy hits you at 120 km/h hits you you weren't fast enough because of reflexes.
#30 to #23 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
EXACTLY.

I think you are taking this joke a little too seriously.
User avatar #34 to #30 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Meh.
#10 to #7 - cactusupthebutt ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
The answer is in the name...Natural Selection. Beer is not 'natural' it comes from natural plants. But it isn't natural. So the person being drunk is just a bastard. That's how Natural Selection works. The man who is drunk got drunk because he wanted to. Therefor he is destroying his own life.
The answer is in the name...Natural Selection. Beer is not 'natural' it comes from natural plants. But it isn't natural. So the person being drunk is just a bastard. That's how Natural Selection works. The man who is drunk got drunk because he wanted to. Therefor he is destroying his own life.
User avatar #20 to #10 - baltre (02/19/2014) [-]
Not true. Natural selection is how you can adapt and blend in with your environment. People seem to think that people are interfering with natural selection, but it is not true, because we are shaping our environment, and natural selection are a way of filtering out the species that aren't fit for this environment.
User avatar #19 to #10 - frutus (02/19/2014) [-]
Read his comment again.

Obviously that's not natural selection, just like getting shot in an alley in 2 AM isn't.
Natural selection are people who only have themselves to blame for their death. Be it being incredibly fat and having a heartattack at age 37, or driving 120 mph into a wall.
User avatar #8 to #7 - harryboom (02/19/2014) [-]
clearly you should have evolved to be indestructible. That's how evolution works
#6 - thatoneirishguy (02/19/2014) [-]
Natural selection corrector
Natural selection corrector
#32 to #6 - wunderlichh (02/19/2014) [-]
This is why I the aliens ignore us
This is why I the aliens ignore us
#26 to #6 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
angry mob ?
User avatar #9 to #6 - aherorising (02/19/2014) [-]
... what?... those can't all be terrorrists... right?
User avatar #12 to #9 - metalmind ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Yeah right, they'd never shoot innocent people.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rXPrfnU3G0
#25 to #12 - wheteverlol (02/19/2014) [-]
Shoot over 12 people because you think 2-3 of them have weapons.

Proceed to call them bastards.
User avatar #14 to #12 - derpingthederps (02/19/2014) [-]
That's ******* awful
User avatar #16 to #14 - metalmind ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I know.
But the sad thing is that there were no consequences for the guys who did it what so ever.
Not even internal disciplinary actions.
On the other hand, the guy who leaked it, Bradley Manning, is serving 35 years for it.
#17 to #16 - derpingthederps (02/19/2014) [-]
I bet if it were even a single us citizen they shot they'd be spending their life in prison   
   
Can't believe they jailed the guy that did that and not the other, simply disgusting
I bet if it were even a single us citizen they shot they'd be spending their life in prison

Can't believe they jailed the guy that did that and not the other, simply disgusting
#21 to #17 - atomschlumpf (02/19/2014) [-]
It's for the sake of fighting terrorism, m8
If you're against that then surely you must be a terrorist, too
User avatar #3 - reican (02/19/2014) [-]
so if you get shot... they are merely interfering with the natural selection.. Interesting..
User avatar #5 to #3 - butterduck (02/19/2014) [-]
Humans fighting humans is natural.
And theirs nothing saying humans wont develop knew ways to fight each other.
#4 to #3 - emotep (02/19/2014) [-]
Indeed.
They should stop so we could one way develop the innate instinct to run in zigzag.
Or the ability to stay away from people with guns
#22 to #4 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
or both.
User avatar #2 - rulebysecrecy ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
AMBER LAMPS, AMBER LAMPS, PARAMEDIC BUS!
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