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Flty, Price matching
Amazon: Hi Dwight. Just " a quick reminder, Amazon does not price match with other sellers.,
I' ll be glad to help you with any other .
Me: Wait, I am soaking to the actual Amazon?
Amazon: My name is! For some reason the name tag is displayed as Amazon.
Me: Damn, I thoughti had reach a new level of customer service
Amazon: Someday maybe I will reach that level of greatness and become the Amazon, but that' s not today.
Me: I wish you well on your journey young Amazonian
Amazon: Thanks, Iwill tight hard in that journey to achieve power, riches and Amazon state.
Could I help you with anything else Dwight?
Me: Home you will one day control the net of lime zoo Drones. Just Imagine
Amazon:. That would be awesome! I' ll ride the Amazon Prime Air fleet across land and sea, and will conquer
the worn. I mean, yeah, that would be nice.,
He: Like George Constanza, For going to end this comm on its high note. I don' t even remember what I
needed help with Thank you Amazon
Amazon: You' re welcome Dwight. Leave noh in peace.