Amazon is reaching sentience. . Live Chat with Amazon. ctom Page I of 1 Chat End Chat hug are now connerce:: i to Amazon Nom Areason. Joni Flty, Price matching

Amazon is reaching sentience

Live Chat with Amazon. ctom Page I of 1
Chat End Chat
hug are now connerce:: i to Amazon Nom Areason. Joni
Flty, Price matching
Amazon: Hi Dwight. Just " a quick reminder, Amazon does not price match with other sellers.,
I' ll be glad to help you with any other .
Me: Wait, I am soaking to the actual Amazon?
Amazon: My name is! For some reason the name tag is displayed as Amazon.
Me: Damn, I thoughti had reach a new level of customer service
Amazon: Someday maybe I will reach that level of greatness and become the Amazon, but that' s not today.
Me: I wish you well on your journey young Amazonian
Amazon: Thanks, Iwill tight hard in that journey to achieve power, riches and Amazon state.
Could I help you with anything else Dwight?
Me: Home you will one day control the net of lime zoo Drones. Just Imagine
Amazon:. That would be awesome! I' ll ride the Amazon Prime Air fleet across land and sea, and will conquer
the worn. I mean, yeah, that would be nice.,
He: Like George Constanza, For going to end this comm on its high note. I don' t even remember what I
needed help with Thank you Amazon
Amazon: You' re welcome Dwight. Leave noh in peace.
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Submitted: 12/04/2013
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#1 - soundofwinter (12/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Then we must attack it before it attacks us!
User avatar #5 - letting ONLINE (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like Amazon customer service, they're always so pleasant.
User avatar #7 - jaysnk (12/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I like how he blocks out the guys name only once.
#8 to #7 - Bacabed (12/05/2013) [-]
He blocked out the Amazon employee's name; Dwight was the name of the guy labeled "me" in chat.
#4 - dazabawz (12/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The term for an Amazon employee is 'Amazonian'. Worked there for 2 summers while at uni, it is a soul destroying place.
User avatar #15 - dyalibya (12/05/2013) [-]
I loved that seinfeld reference , George would just stand up and walk away ......
User avatar #16 - speedeamon (12/05/2013) [-]
wish i could thumb but brother already thumbed with our ip adress
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