Always wondered how that went.. .. I spent so long trying to think of a pirate joke that I decide to steal one: Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast? IHOP funny pirates
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - infinitereaper
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I spent so long trying to think of a pirate joke that I decide to steal one:   
   
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?   
IHOP
I spent so long trying to think of a pirate joke that I decide to steal one:

Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?
IHOP

User avatar #24 to #3 - stormtrooperbob
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why couldnt the pirate go to the movies?

It was rated Arrrr
User avatar #4 to #3 - perform
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I literally thought of this one in the past minute:
What nickname did the exiled criminal get?

The Pierre at bay.
User avatar #5 to #4 - infinitereaper
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I like the punchline but I feel this joke lacks he proper set up.
#6 to #3 - bubbafisk
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You said IHOP
User avatar #7 to #3 - Durp
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And what was the one legged pirate's name?
Eileen
#32 to #7 - firestarian
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**firestarian rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at PS4 VR reveal at GDC 2014? ** hue
#8 to #3 - thebearthatcares
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Whats a pirate's favorite letter?   
   
You would think its the rrrrr but its actually the c   
   
(also I couldn't find any appropriate reaction gifs so I used this)
Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You would think its the rrrrr but its actually the c

(also I couldn't find any appropriate reaction gifs so I used this)
User avatar #9 to #3 - darthblam
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What's a pirate's favorite place to go for lunch?

ARRRRRBY'S!
User avatar #17 to #9 - propanex
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What does a pirate say when he's erect?


Me Hardies
User avatar #10 to #9 - infinitereaper
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this one was good
#25 - starmandx
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**starmandx rolls 69**
User avatar #28 to #25 - kikiubo
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**kikiubo rolls 23**
#27 to #25 - funderfulthousand
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That.. works perfectly fine too!
#36 to #25 - thisisestonia
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**thisisestonia rolls 86** behold
**thisisestonia rolls 86** behold
User avatar #37 to #36 - thisisestonia
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****.
User avatar #38 to #25 - godlydesu
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**godlydesu rolls 93**Check em
User avatar #39 to #25 - thepizzadevourer
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Eh, close enough.
#33 to #25 - MysticTomatoe
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User avatar #40 to #25 - disturbeddude
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**disturbeddude rolls 96** because I believe!!
User avatar #22 - wienersack
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Alestorm - You Are A Pirate (2 Hours)

Can't think of a pirate joke. Have this song instead.
User avatar #35 to #22 - riathewolf
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******* love Alestorm
#19 - imalex
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the two piratesfw
the two piratesfw
#31 to #19 - dehnoobshow
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Pretty sure this is their face when.
User avatar #12 - adu
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Is this why Rock Tomb sucks against water types?
#21 - imalex
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**imalex rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Let's cook ** how i want to be buried
User avatar #30 to #21 - dehnoobshow
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God damn it groovierpoet. Stahp.
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User avatar #60 to #59 - gayobliteratorhere
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#14 to #11 - Xii
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User avatar #42 to #14 - gayobliteratorhere
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User avatar #2 - sneleoparden
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