always wear a rain mac

A inman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at
work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, tn
her horror, she heard her husband' s ear pull into the driveway.
Oh my God - Hurry! Grab yhur clothes and jump out the
window. My husband' s home early!'
I can' t jump nut the window. It' s raining out there!'...
If my husband watches us in here, he' ll kill us both!' she replied.
He' s got a hot temper and a gun, m the rain is the least of your
problems!'
So the boyfriend scents nut of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps
out the window! its he ran down the street in the pouring rain,
he quigley discovered he had run right into the middle of the
town' s anmial marathon, m he started running along beside the
others, ainut 300 .
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried tn
blend in as best he eould. After a little while a small group taf
runners who had been watching him with same curiosity,
jogged awnser.
The ynu always run in the made?' one asked.
Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels free!'
Amother runner moved a long side. 'Do mu always run carrying
yhur clothes with ynu under your arm?'
Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. That way I can get
dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to
home!'
Then a third runner east his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do
ynu always wear a condom when ynu run?'
when it' s raining.'