Always thought this was BS. .. >be in college history >go to history class to take an entry level history course >it's a rainy monday and me and two other people are the only ones to
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#75 - lininop (04/19/2014) [-]
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I'm guessing since this isn't marked as OC it must have been done before Kind of guessed it would have been
User avatar #4 - mattdoggy (04/18/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>be in college history
>go to history class to take an entry level history course
>it's a rainy monday and me and two other people are the only ones to show up
>he just says really and says we are having a surprise test
>"Question #1: what is your name?"
>that's it
>i scribble it down and turn my paper in
>he says congrats on the hundred
>proceed to spend the rest of the class watching youtube videos and later watch him play as a Pyro on TF2
>took his class 3 more times
#1 - brokentoaster (04/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**brokentoaster rolled image** what happens when i dont show up to class
#9 - pickaxe (04/19/2014) [+] (23 replies)
>the buses weren't driving one day because of unexpected snowfall
>we were like 5 people in the class
>I used to walk to shool,so no problem there
>arrive a few minutes too late at physics room
>I was greeted with cookies and coffee

we did some work,but it was pretty darn chill,just research with coffee,music and cookies,being able to actually ask questions or just talk normally with the teacher
#5 - sedativechunk (04/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Similar story   
> Never showed up late for a dumb class at previous college   
> One day getting lunch before hand as usual, the traffic was a nightmare, got to class about five minutes late (along with two other assholes that always showed up late)   
> Bitch professor makes me stay after class with the other two assholes like I'm some kind of 						*******					 kindergarten student lecturing me about coming to class late when this was my first time ever doing so   
> mfw walking out of the classroom   
   
I don't know why but 4/5 female professors I have a gigantic cunts.
Similar story
> Never showed up late for a dumb class at previous college
> One day getting lunch before hand as usual, the traffic was a nightmare, got to class about five minutes late (along with two other assholes that always showed up late)
> Bitch professor makes me stay after class with the other two assholes like I'm some kind of ******* kindergarten student lecturing me about coming to class late when this was my first time ever doing so
> mfw walking out of the classroom

I don't know why but 4/5 female professors I have a gigantic cunts.
#17 - assrocket (04/19/2014) [-]
I had a science teacher in high school who knew his **** , but he was a horrible teacher.
In the very first test our class had for the year, I was the only person to pass. He got pissed off because I spent the majority of my classes talking, and he thought I'd fail the hardest. Remember, he was a bad teacher, and most people didn't understand what he was on about half the time. I'm just good at connecting the dots and 'clicking' quickly, so I managed the subject just fine. Most of my talking in classes was actually me helping my friends who needed to pass that class.

From then on, he was super nice to everyone in the class except for me and another girl (who got frustrated with his bad teaching, so they had yelling matches every class, so I guess his hate for her was semi-justified). He caught me checking out the ceiling (someone put glue globs up there at some point and I didn't want to be in their dropping range) one day, and in the middle of class, he went on a rant about how I was such a toddler, not being able to pay attention for more than a few seconds. I'm shy as **** , so I don't have a lot of close friends, but a lot of people in the class stood up in my defense that day. It was a good feeling.
#56 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
Had a German teacher like this once.

Every single interruption

EVERY, SINGLE, LITTLE THING

She would stop for 10 minutes

And complain about how interruptions disrupt the class.

...

Well guess what you bitch

They did disrupt the class, since they made you whine about it.

****** bitch.
#23 - jacobthecow (04/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**jacobthecow rolled image** what happens when I do show up for class
User avatar #27 to #23 - imagnetsux ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
you should drop out.
User avatar #66 - pwnfrnzy (04/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> Be in 10th grade
> Be bad at maths
> "Oh well, I'll just try my best."
> Geometry I with Ms. Wescott
> Spends more than half the class talking with the other female students instead of teaching.
> Get's angry after every test and calls us all an embarrassment to her after we fail because she isn't ******* teaching.
> Get an F for that class that year while also getting Honor Roll. I just didn't question it.

I hated that cunt.
User avatar #24 - evilwheatleycore (04/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Don't get me ******* started.

My sister's science teacher is the biggest bitch I have ever met. She's one of those teachers that spends more time yelling at her kids then teaching anything. She once got tired of like four people's **** and assigned a four page essay due the next day, while my English teacher was apologizing up and down the street for assigning a 3 page paper die in about three weeks.

Just last week (right before my sister's birthday) we had a block schedule, where we spend two hours per class cut into two days, and while the music indicating she had a minute to class was still playing she and about half her class got sent to sweep. 10 minutes later her class is called back to class and what was waiting for them was a stack of referrals. The teacher lined them up, asked there names and ID numbers and never told them why they were being written up. On top of that she wouldn't let them start the quiz that everyone else was doing and were told to come to the three-hour-after school detention to make it up.

She is also the mother of the biggest asshole on campus, of whom is the captain of the wrestling team, dyes one side of his hair blond and leaves the other side dark brown, and he ******* moans during quiet times in class.

TL;DR: I've encountered worse at the same place mentioned here: funnyjunk.com/New+inbox+notification+from+admin/funny-pictures/5065958/25#25
#55 - zeruaargi (04/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Go into Game Design to start learning the basics
>Figured this would be a fun class since I loved animation when I was a Freshman
>Holy crusty anus of Jesus Christ, I was wrong
>Has to take the basics of Maya (the 3D modeling program we use) because some students didn't take the initial beginning animation, I didn't learned some new tricks.
>I am capable of keeping up even with the advance animation students
>Says a lot about my teacher
>As class goes I realize how big of a casual my teacher is. I mean facebook games casual.
>Is one of those Apple and Xbox fanatics, I usually don't mind but he continually ***** on all other platforms of gaming and computer software as if those two are the ******* messiah of technology.
>Also continually spews his religious and political beliefs to us, something I feel like teachers should never do
>2 students in particular make me want to shoot up the school.
>Both of them enhance the teacher's ego by agreeing with everything he says, I know because I've heard conversations where they say one thing then immediately change their minds when the teacher says the opposite
>The fat ass whale girl is like a ******* a leech, sucking the teacher's personality in an attempt to make herself feel like she's at all interesting.
>2 months till school ends
>Teacher makes us want to build a ******* game in that time with little knowledge over programming in Unity, or really any training at all.
> I built a pendulum though

TL;DR? I took a game design class and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
#62 - icametocomment ONLINE (04/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I have a faith-in-humanity-destroying story for you guys.   
   
>My school has thing called Cougar AM (our mascot is a cougar) before our classes where we can meet up with teachers if we need to catch up on work on get assignments we missed. It's pretty cool.   
>School decides they'll remove Cougar AM for one day to have an extended homeroom where every sits and reads   
>Now I'm cool with this, I love to read, but APPARENTLY several hundred whiny tittybaby pathetic wastes of oxygen decided that instead of opening a book for once, they were going to bitch of whine about it being a violation of "MUH RIGHTS" and all come in late. The librarians were apparently really upset by this, and they're nice people.   
>MFW some dumb whale bitch in English class who never shuts up and who I already don't like thinks this mass douchbaggery was cool   
   
tl;dr And people wonder why I'm antisocial
I have a faith-in-humanity-destroying story for you guys.

>My school has thing called Cougar AM (our mascot is a cougar) before our classes where we can meet up with teachers if we need to catch up on work on get assignments we missed. It's pretty cool.
>School decides they'll remove Cougar AM for one day to have an extended homeroom where every sits and reads
>Now I'm cool with this, I love to read, but APPARENTLY several hundred whiny tittybaby pathetic wastes of oxygen decided that instead of opening a book for once, they were going to bitch of whine about it being a violation of "MUH RIGHTS" and all come in late. The librarians were apparently really upset by this, and they're nice people.
>MFW some dumb whale bitch in English class who never shuts up and who I already don't like thinks this mass douchbaggery was cool

tl;dr And people wonder why I'm antisocial
User avatar #63 to #62 - icametocomment ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
God those typos. This is what happens when I'm angry.
User avatar #76 - nimba (04/22/2014) [-]
I have one lecturer who thinks she's pretty bad-ass. If you walk in after she has come in, she just stops talking until you say sorry.
One day a guy came in 20 mins late and sat down, she's just staring at him. After about twenty incredibly tense seconds he says "please, continue"
She goes "Well, aren't you going to say you're sorry?"
"I had somewhere to be until now, it's lucky I turned up at all"
In the silence that followed I could hear her veins popping. She flips out, basically tells him ' **** off I am god how dare you' He wrote a formal complaint and she was reprimanded for wasting student time (there were almost 200 other people there who didn't learn anything for like 20 mins) especialy considering every other lecturer doesn't even notice latecomers.
#71 - lysitsa (04/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> beginning of junior year
> last year's gpa was 3.8
> forced into honors algebra II
> WTF is this ****
> ask counselor to switch to basic algebra II
> 'no'
> ok
> 24%
> gpa knocked down to 2.8
> forced to retake next year
> ok
User avatar #28 - ishalltroll (04/19/2014) [-]
Went to spanish class not knowing that we were free to decide whether or not we wanted to show up (because of some thing that was on that day).
Teacher showed up nonetheless (she's like 30-35, not bad 6.5/10 would bang).
Did spanish lesson alone anyways. Didn't have sex with her.
User avatar #13 - failtolawl (04/19/2014) [-]
spends 20 minutes? more like 5 seconds, while getting ready, just to say "welp they are gonna be screwed when the exam comes around"
User avatar #11 - KINGOFTHESTARS (04/19/2014) [-]
i always hate this.
i expect extra credit for this **** -.-
User avatar #65 - russianexplain (04/19/2014) [-]
Worse I have ever had was in Adult ed. This old hag was just banking in the checks and thats it, she was a piece of **** . This Russian dude had to go to the hospital and came 3 days later and showed all the proof that he was in the hospital and she ******* said out loud to the whole class "You either choose to go to the hospital or you get education, if you choose to go to the hospital next time i'm going to kick you out of my class until next semester" I really wanted to punch her in the throat that day. Not only that but she would scream at people for no ******* reason, like literally no ******* reason. She would say that someone is talking too loud when he has to clear his throat or someone has to cough she would tell him to stop talking.
User avatar #64 - localbees (04/19/2014) [-]
My Geology teacher gave everyone in my class extra credit, because only 20 out of 58 showed up for lecture.
User avatar #61 - phoenixdowner (04/19/2014) [-]
Not a teacher, but in a theater group I work with, our director would throw a fit and yell about the importance of attending rehearsal... to all the people who did attend. Great lady, now you just look like a psycho.
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