Alternate Phrases are awesome.. . Alternative phrases to "calm your tits" I soothe your boobs I misstress your breasts I undo the calamity that inyour mammaries Hakuna your tata
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Alternate Phrases are awesome.

Alternative phrases to "calm your tits"
I soothe your boobs
I misstress your breasts
I undo the calamity that inyour mammaries
I adjust before it combusts
I also like:
I give that chest a rest
I hakuna your tatas
don' t have a rack attack
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#1 - include (07/12/2014) [+] (15 replies)
"hakuna you're tatas"
"hakuna you're tatas"
#15 to #1 - prohibullion (07/13/2014) [-]
You mean you saw Disney's most populay movie too!?
#12 - emxwercs (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#19 - gameofpwned (07/13/2014) [-]
Take a chill pill for you're thrill hills.
#16 - evebishop (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#21 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Just go with the classic
Just go with the classic
#25 - imagebandetector (07/13/2014) [-]
Start quellin' you're melons.
#31 - bemmo ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Undo the calamity that is you're mammaries
User avatar #18 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
mitigate you're manic mammaries
#29 - anotheroneonearth (07/13/2014) [-]
frustrating moment when "I refuse to calm my tits" gif is already flagged   
 i.imgur.com/lavYSnA.gif
frustrating moment when "I refuse to calm my tits" gif is already flagged
i.imgur.com/lavYSnA.gif
#34 - heathcliff ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
#26 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
If you don't calm you're nipples, I'll calm them for you.
#23 - crutoncrazy ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why did they make all of the alternatives rhyme? The original doesn't.
User avatar #35 to #23 - finblob ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
RHYMING MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER
HITLER KILLING you're JEWS?
WRITE A POEM
#2 - fandomsexual (07/12/2014) [-]
Apologies for the hashtag...
Apologies for the hashtag...
User avatar #39 - teevee (07/14/2014) [-]
why the intense bodylove are people all acting like this is so funny and then putting up parts of the original joke from tumblr
you knew what was coming. don't deny it. what are you up to...?
#36 - foxranger (07/13/2014) [-]
hakuna you're tatas hahaha
#32 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
Calm your titties
#28 - poutinesalad (07/13/2014) [-]
I dont know how they managed to get rhyming phrases from "calm you're tits"   
   
but i like it.
I dont know how they managed to get rhyming phrases from "calm you're tits"

but i like it.
User avatar #27 - icameheretotroll (07/13/2014) [-]
rest you're breast
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