Alphabetti spaghetti. I too want to find his poem about the little bastard and the monkey.. Steve {:1 Yesterday at 11: 55 AM an Letter from Campbells soup Inc.
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Alphabetti spaghetti

I too want to find his poem about the little bastard and the monkey.

Steve {:1
Yesterday at 11: 55 AM an
Letter from Campbells soup Inc.
We read your letter and we are sorry to
inform you that our alphabet soup contains
random letters. In your letter you stated that
although you enjoyed the flavor, texture and
nuances of our soup, you felt that we lacked
enough and consonants for you to
truly enjoy your hobby of writing dirty poems
with our product. We are also limited in
scope and production techniques whereby
we cannot offer our alphabet soup in
different fonts and with punctuation' s "
Included in your letter you felt it necessary
to show examples of your work, yet we find
most not all, of the poems you sent
offensive. Your poem entitled " The little
bastard who ate the monkey" was so
offensive our corporate office has
considered stopping production of the soup
altogether. The idea that you exist, are out
there in the world sitting with a toothpick
and arranging the letters in our soup carries
such a disturbing connotation as to the state
of the world that two of our staff members
simply have not shown up for work.
Please do not contact us in regards to this
matter anymore. The letters in our alphabet
soup will remain random and no changes
will be made in our process. We are in fact
considering no longer including the letters
understand how "Shims" got into the
situation anyhow.
Take care Mr. CY -- And all the best from
Campbells.
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