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User avatar #2 - psychadelicace (12/08/2015) [-]
That guy is ******* savage
User avatar #1 - nanako (12/08/2015) [-]
Man this was an amazing game.

it was kinda short, but dense. so amny different paths to take, i ended up replaying it 3 times over.

My heavy armour pure-melee run was definitely the most fun. Running knee smash never gets old
User avatar #56 to #1 - catburglarpenis (12/09/2015) [-]
Stealth in that game was ***** and the melee was a farce. I spent way too long on that garbage. I shoulda went full shooty but I didn't.

Gayer than AIDS.

Otherwise good 7/10 too much water
User avatar #101 to #56 - hirollin (12/09/2015) [-]
I also did a stealth run and got so bored that I just stopped.
User avatar #103 to #101 - catburglarpenis (12/09/2015) [-]
I posted the link to the Zero Punctuation view on the game and he said much the same thing. I didn't find myself "turning invisible" as he did with stealth, I found the whole ******* level to be alerted to my presence when I so much as ********** on a message board. I could stealth half the level but God help me if I raised an eyebrow on my face too fast or the whole of the game would be on me faster than Twisted Metal: Black AI. The big issue was not that it suddenly became hard (because it didn't). The big issue is that I get a stiffy every time I twist some poor sod's head off and make a field goal with it, and I have ever since I first played a Metal Gear game. Give me a cardboard box or a CODboard box, because if you give me both I'll choose the option that best destroys nuclear equipped tanks. However, if your stealth system is worse than a Goldeneye game, then keep it out. Your embarrassing yourself as a video game developer and wasting my time.

I just wish there was a way to tell whether or not the system is broken before I begin to play so I don't spend too much time dicking the dog before I realize that I'm wasting my life and what am I even doing here I'm a married man
#105 to #103 - geneticrepo (12/09/2015) [-]
I dont kno whether to slowclap of punch you in the face right now...

That train of thought was a mile long and i cant see how i managed to read it all.


Lol i laughed tho. Have a thumbe
User avatar #21 to #1 - sonnyboii (12/08/2015) [-]
years ago i could deal with the bad **** in the game. But giving it another go months ago i just couldnt play it. Crouch movement is so bad, and they gameplay is just **** . I really liked the dialogue bits though
User avatar #11 to #1 - hirollin (12/08/2015) [-]
Put in a few hours. Thought the gameplay was awful imo.
User avatar #81 to #11 - envinite (12/09/2015) [-]
The gameplay is like Mass Effect with 1/3 budget
User avatar #104 to #81 - nanako (12/09/2015) [-]
but the gameplay is far better than mass effect
User avatar #100 to #81 - hirollin (12/09/2015) [-]
I did the stealth run, and it was either stupidly easy or stupidly broken. Some of the power ups or whatever you get make it even easier. The storyline was amazingly uninteresting so I stopped.
User avatar #3 to #1 - xak (12/08/2015) [-]
what game is this
User avatar #4 to #3 - jobewandless ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Alpha Protocol. Its in the title.
User avatar #13 to #4 - elsenortamatoe (12/08/2015) [-]
I thought it was how alpha this guy is
User avatar #29 to #3 - xxjmacxx (12/08/2015) [-]
Idk why you got thumbed down. I too thought the title was a separate thing.
User avatar #8 to #1 - strigt (12/08/2015) [-]
Cult game for sure.
Sorely needs a do over.
#43 to #1 - zetacross (12/09/2015) [-]
It wasn't a 10/10 game but it did have very solid points:
+ You could stealth or loud every mission(It wasn't a common thing 5 years ago) with shooty shooty bang bang everywhere (COD being popular at that time)
+ You can prepare for missions(add sniper, add ammo, unlock doors) by spending money to make it easier.
+ ANY mission can be done using ANY weapon (I used the starter weapon for 80% of the game)
+ RPG-like builds that really give many ways to actually play.
+ dialog options that actually matter in-game ( you can punch someone and more enemies will turn up two missions later )
+ lots of weapon options, again any build works

The weaknesses were:
- It just doesn't gels well together sometimes.
- Towards the end, you see the story trying so hard to cut all loose ends, story gets bumpy.
- You had to really hunt down for doodads and collectibles.
User avatar #49 to #43 - Thundergod (12/09/2015) [-]
The other weakness was that ******* disco drug dude who spams dual SMGs like mad the second he so much as thinks about you, it took me ten tries and god knows how many Molotovs before I was finally able to get him to snort that poisoned coke.
User avatar #83 to #49 - envinite (12/09/2015) [-]
Brayko is just to overpowered. The only reason I finally defeat Brayko is because he got stuck near the stage.
#44 to #43 - kez (12/09/2015) [-]
I play COD multiplayer with knife, concussion grenades and tomahawks only because i like knives and stealth.

I am always in the top 3 and nearly always positive score. On COD MW2 I got an 89 kill streak using knife as only weapon, harrier, pavelow and chopper gunner.

You can stealth any game.

Just depends how good you are.
User avatar #53 to #44 - SwiftNinja (12/09/2015) [-]
Except you literally can't because some games don't have stealth mechanics.
User avatar #76 to #44 - maniacaltomcat (12/09/2015) [-]
Yea you are right stealth in sim city is the best of all imo just carefully scrolling over the map trying to get people not to notice the city you aren't building is a real blast
#52 to #44 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
you dont understand
User avatar #7 - omegafriend ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
So Alpha Protocol is a female executioner simulator?
User avatar #99 to #7 - europe (12/09/2015) [-]
Nah, whoever made this just focused on the scenes in which he killed the major female characters
User avatar #16 to #7 - thraza (12/08/2015) [-]
strait up misogyny simulator
User avatar #57 to #7 - catburglarpenis (12/09/2015) [-]
ALPHA PROTOCOL (Zero Punctuation)

It's a dick simulator
User avatar #14 to #7 - slapchoppin (12/08/2015) [-]
you can kill just about every major character in the game

its ****** sick

actually i'm pretty sure theres only one major character you can't kill and its the best one anyway
#19 - alboorack (12/08/2015) [-]
absolute....
<--
User avatar #72 to #19 - schneidend (12/09/2015) [-]
>>#18,
Absolute...horse porn?
User avatar #90 to #72 - alboorack (12/09/2015) [-]
savage man....absolute savage
#20 to #19 - sonowraevius (12/08/2015) [-]
Kinda sad that he's dead now. He snapping into a slim jim in heaven.
#48 to #20 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
He died to protect you from the Mayans
#54 to #20 - sedativechunk (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
I know man, I hate that he is dead now.
#22 to #20 - alboorack (12/08/2015) [-]
You killed my joke with your feels....
#23 to #19 - DemonMatt ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
The Madness is ahead of the Mania
#24 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
Uuuuuhm whatchu saaaaay
User avatar #32 to #24 - anikinskywalker (12/09/2015) [-]
2 hours late... Damn.
#36 to #24 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
ooooOOO THATCHA ONLY MEANT WELLLLLLLLL,

well of course u did
User avatar #10 - kingtravis (12/08/2015) [-]
I've listened to you all this time, and now I want you to be quiet. LMFAO
#18 - eloys (12/08/2015) [-]
Alpha Protocol was pretty great
#12 - brobafett ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
>People will remember mass effect and not this game.
User avatar #51 to #12 - unlithe ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
people don't necessarily like the good stuff. they play the type of thing they know they like, and that is sad. just curious, but what do you have against mass effect?
#46 to #12 - unfitninjuh ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
What game?
User avatar #66 to #46 - flippytrixfordiner ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
alpha protocol
User avatar #63 to #46 - priestoftheoldones (12/09/2015) [-]
Alpha Protocol?
User avatar #35 to #12 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
This game is basically Metal Gear Solid and Mass Effect mashed together.

But people will remember "We'll bang, okay?", instead of "I've had to listen to you for all this time, and now I want you to be quiet."
User avatar #41 to #12 - theimmortalbeaver (12/09/2015) [-]
I loved both, and I absolutely understand why more people will remember Mass Effect better. I mean, Alpha Protocol is a mind-blowing exercise in actually letting the player run wild through a scripted story.

That being said and ignoring how jenky and bad the actual gameplay very frequently was, the choices and consequences were done so smoothly and so well that I doubt most people even realized how much freedom they actually had over the story. You throw in the fact that a more casual player wouldn't pick it up a second time (or even finish it in the first place) because of that iffy gameplay, and, well.... The franchise's "dead on arrival" status makes sense.

I'd still love for Sega to grow a pair and make a sequel.
User avatar #55 to #12 - schneidend (12/09/2015) [-]
Well, as much as I like both franchises I got raped by SIE like a good little spy ***** , Mass Effect's story had more pathos and more memorable characters, which give it staying power. Mass Effect also gave you greater control over your character's appearance, so there's the aspects of immersion and personal investment on the part of the to consider.

That said, both games, Alpha Protocol and ME1, had lackluster gameplay that failed to live up to expectations. Both developers did pretty exhaustive interviews and video demonstrations, promising features and scenarios on which they failed to deliver. Because Mass Effect had the greater narrative depth and more easily drew in the player, plus its initial hype being a new Bioware game, the combination of which overshadowed its weak gameplay and allowed it to become popular enough to warrant a sequel. Mass Effect 2 really ramped up the gameplay while at the same time maintaining a lot of the momentum of the previous game's story, and the rest is history.
User avatar #60 to #55 - brobafett ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
No one cares biodrone.
#62 to #61 - brobafett ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
Shill habits die hard.
User avatar #64 to #62 - schneidend (12/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, man, I'm a shill for making a comparison of the games and why I think Mass Effect won out. I'm taking a break from giving Black Ops 3 an 11/10 for $10,000 RIGHT NAO!
User avatar #65 to #64 - brobafett ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's total ******** . Activation has ensured that call of duty is borderline expected like any season of the year. But if there's any one besmirching mass effect or dragon age your the first one to rush to seen and try and dismiss it.
User avatar #67 to #65 - schneidend (12/09/2015) [-]
I gave my honest opinion about why I think Mass Effect ended up being more popular than Alpha Protocol and going on to have sequels, despite being similar games with similar problems. If I were really a "shill" or a "biodrone," why would I be willing to admit that ME1 had **** gameplay?
User avatar #68 to #67 - brobafett ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
I dunno, why bring up squeal if you were only comparing the first games of their respective series? Also, there's a reason I compared ya to ign, not one person asked for your ****** opinion.
#70 to #68 - schneidend (12/09/2015) [-]
More games increase the likelihood that a game franchise will be remembered, and remembering franchises was based on what you originally said. I mean, we mentioned Call of Duty earlier. There's tons of people out there who have never played a single Call of Duty game and yet they're quite familiar with what it is because it's so prolific. Even with the fairly sizable fanbase Mass Effect has, you can still pretty easily find gamers who would be like what the **** is Mass Effect? Likewise with Alpha Protocol, it has a fairly strong cult following with a subset of hardcore RPG and Obsidian fans, but nobody outside of those loose circles has heard of the game.

Anyway, if you don't want my opinion, don't post on a public forum. It's not like I ******* hunt you down. I see something I'm willing to talk about in the comments and so I reply. You said Mass Effect would be remembered instead of Alpha Protocol, which isn't even really true because people still fondly remember the game. I said there's a reason why Mass Effect took off an Alpha Protocol didn't. We both commented without a hint of vitriol, and now you're erupting with industrial accident levels of salt. What's your damage, exactly? How many of your pets have I unwittingly killed to piss you off this much?
#86 to #12 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/09/2015) [-]
That's because Mass Effect is better you delusional fanboy.
User avatar #89 to #86 - brobafett ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Except it's not ya silly billy.
#92 to #89 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/09/2015) [-]
Alpha Protocol has **** gameplay. Even Mass Effect 1 played better, and that was one of the most repetitive experiences I've had in a game. A good story can't cover up a **** game, sorry breh.
User avatar #93 to #92 - brobafett ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
It's fine, casuals like mass effects game play because it's easier to swallow.
#94 to #93 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/09/2015) [-]
>He insulted my crappy game!
>B-b-better imply he's a casual to pretend like it's better

Whatever dude, have fun in your delusional fantasy. A good story isn't all that is needed for a game to be good.
User avatar #95 to #94 - brobafett ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Whoa, meme arrows!? I must be dealing with a cool kid from 4chan!


And you make sure to have fun with gear of war with some rpg elements.
User avatar #96 to #95 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/09/2015) [-]
Oh god, video game elitism is one of the most disgusting things ever. Enjoy your crappy game bud, and I'll enjoy actually good ones.
#97 to #96 - brobafett ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
You see that dosen't make any sense. You say you like mass effect but then you go off and say you like good games. **** don't add up man. But let me stop ya, go enjoy you CISquisition and Battlefront: we didn't try edition.
User avatar #110 to #97 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/09/2015) [-]
Wow, you're incredibly mad, aren't you? It's okay babby, I know you're cool, you don't have to hate everything mainstream to try to seem cooler.
User avatar #113 to #110 - brobafett ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
As I recall you started this with insults, you were mad far longer before I was.
#27 - shadowpieman ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
But before you do....
User avatar #5 - mrfinnt (12/08/2015) [-]
*hearing feminist ourage in the distance*
User avatar #38 - datassman (12/09/2015) [-]
"No matter how you play him, Mike Thornton is the ponciest ponce to ever ponce past the poncing parlor"
#59 - totallytito ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
You guys would probably love Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans.
No chill, no chill forever
#69 to #59 - urapooper ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
idk that guy with the harem seems to be pretty chill. And I think they just joined the Yakuza/Mafia
User avatar #87 to #59 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/09/2015) [-]
I'm three episodes in, it's surprisingly good. It harkens back to the gritty, uncompromising nature of previous Gundams rather than the shiny, happy veneer that that one recent series had.
#71 to #59 - schneidend (12/09/2015) [-]
You had me at &quot;Gundam.&quot;
You had me at "Gundam."
User avatar #39 - inuares (12/09/2015) [-]
I wouldn't want a sequel to this game. I would however love a remake. One that's a little bit less clunky and much easier to run on a PC.
User avatar #84 to #39 - envinite (12/09/2015) [-]
Bruh, it's already easier to run on PC in the first place. At least a low spec by today standard could run at max.
User avatar #112 to #84 - inuares (12/09/2015) [-]
well that didn't work. just check out comment 26.
User avatar #111 to #84 - inuares (12/09/2015) [-]
>>#26
User avatar #31 - wrpen (12/09/2015) [-]
>Killing Sis
Absolute ******* bastard.
User avatar #50 - battletechmech ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
the gameplay was awful in my opinion, never got past the first 2 missions
User avatar #88 to #50 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/09/2015) [-]
I know it's a much older game, but that's pretty much how I felt about Advent Rising. Now, I loved Advent Rising and finished it three times in spite of the **** gameplay, but the gameplay was still undeniably **** , and I recognize that that can ruin a game that is otherwise glorious. A game is meant to be played at the end of the day.
#47 - lethalhugz (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
Never got around to finishing this. Pretty fun game though.
#9 - dindudidit (12/08/2015) [-]
I can see it now And it is quite satisfying
User avatar #45 - hexadecimated (12/09/2015) [-]
Reminds me of being 12 and seeing Braveheart for the first time. The scene where Wallace executes the guy who killed his wife made me so happy, since most films adhere to the cliche of the hero sparing the bad guy's life.
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