Almost everyone on the internet. . You' re Sir, we final? traced. I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking
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User avatar #1 - snakefire (12/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#5 - unusual (12/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#6 - yourdonutz (12/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#2 - kingsombra ONLINE (12/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#9 - simules (12/29/2013) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
User avatar #4 - tommythetrain (12/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#22 - unoletmehavename (12/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #26 - colincub (12/29/2013) [-]
What the hell did you just bloody say about me, you ill fool?
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Med school, and I've been involved in numerous surgeries on the NHS and I have over 300 comfirmed circuncisions. I am trained in A and E medicine and I am the top surgeron in the entire National Health Service. You are nothing to be but another patient. I will surgically remove the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my shiny scalpel. You think you can get away without filling out your medical form? Think again, pukey. As we speak I am contacting my nurses station and your medical records are being traced right now so you'd better prepare for surgery fool! The surgery that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your penis. You're goddamed castrated kid. I can be nowhere at everytime cause I am a busy man and there are extensive waiting lists, but not only am I extensively trained in microsurgery, but I have access to the entire knowelege of the United Kingdom National Health Service and I will use its full extent to wipe your diseased penis off the face of the continent, you small dicked man. If only you could have known what medical implications unprotected sex would bring down on you, maybe you would have used a condom. But you didn't and now you're wasting taxpayers money, you idiot. I will anaesthatise you and you will sleep before the surgery. You are now a woman, foolish slut!
#28 - willindor (12/29/2013) [-]
What the baa did you just say about us, you little goat? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the herd, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret grazing raids on cow pastures, and I have over 300 confirmed shavings. I am trained in manure warfare and I’m the top grazer in the entire herd. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the baa out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, goatfucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the farm and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, goat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my wool. Not only am I extensively trained in grazing combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the farm and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piece of manure. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn goat. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, goat.
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#18 - usernameistaken (12/29/2013) [-]
mfw thinking about all the people I've pissed off online... and then realizing one or more could be psycho-hacker-gunfreak-I'll-Break-Your-Face type of people..
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