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#25 - meanberry (07/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
**meanberry rolled image**   
   
Don't mean to be rude, but where's the funny?
**meanberry rolled image**

Don't mean to be rude, but where's the funny?
#16 - mytomanenbre (07/15/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Dannish Strårom 80% alcohol, and this is what we use when we take shots, along with 7% beer, european masterrace.
Dannish Strårom 80% alcohol, and this is what we use when we take shots, along with 7% beer, european masterrace.
#1 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Everclear is 95%, Bacardi 151 is 75.5%.... This isn't that crazy
#27 to #1 - venomthc (07/15/2014) [-]
Um not sure if u can taste anything over 90%... you just don't care anymore.
User avatar #24 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Density of ethanol = 0.7918 g/cm3
Density of ice = 0.92 g/cm3
Density of 100 proof liquor = (0.5 x 0.7918) + (0.5 x 1) -> 0.3959 + 0.5 -> 0.8959 g/cm3
0.8959 g/cm3 < 0.92 g/cm3 = ice sinks.

Ice will sink at 50%, this is not that uncommon.
However 140 proof bourbon is, I thought it had to be around or equal to 80 proof to be considered bourbon?
#32 - AnonymousDonor (07/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
70%.....sounds delicious   
   
and like a real man's drink   
i cant tell you how much i despise fruity drinks [i honestly think they're gross and am more likely to throw up from them than straight liquor] and the relentless specificity of those who &quot;just have to have them the right way&quot;   
   
   
anyone know the name of this glorious beverage? i assume its outta my price range but still..
70%.....sounds delicious

and like a real man's drink
i cant tell you how much i despise fruity drinks [i honestly think they're gross and am more likely to throw up from them than straight liquor] and the relentless specificity of those who "just have to have them the right way"


anyone know the name of this glorious beverage? i assume its outta my price range but still..
User avatar #40 to #32 - mathmanchris (07/15/2014) [-]
You can get all sorts of whiskey with 70%, I tasted some of them and they taste like crap. This is not a man's drink, this is for tryhard idiots that think drinking high percentage alcohol makes them manly and being drunk is cool.
Also, you can get that **** at any price, don't spend too much though. Have a look at that.

how to drink whiskey like a sir
User avatar #39 - ghm (07/15/2014) [-]
ah reminds me of truth serum night. We put about 5 full (1.5oz) shots of Bacardi 151 rum into a glass top it off with coke (twice around the pool to mix). Then we slowly drink and ask each other things that otherwise we would never bring up. Of course there's the solemn oath of truth serum that states you may only speak to a person who was there for the truth serum about something that happened there. It's real fun and helps you bond with new friends.
User avatar #15 - deerdevil (07/15/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Man, I remember when I shotted this rubbing alcohol digestive end product, it was 92% murdered my throat, totally worth it.
User avatar #34 to #33 - deerdevil (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah one of my mates brewed his own moonshine. 6 lads couldn't finish a 500ml bottle haha
User avatar #8 - cuntism ONLINE (07/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Damn, what bourbon is that ? Strongest I've had is Wild Turkey at 50.5. we don't really get stupidly-strong alcohols in the UK
#6 - painfulsensation ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
the bourbon is so strong that the ice is trying to go warp speed
the bourbon is so strong that the ice is trying to go warp speed
#66 - goldeye (07/15/2014) [-]
Bacardi 151 is 75.5% alcohol
User avatar #63 - listerthepessimist (07/15/2014) [-]
drink the whole bottle OP
#62 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #55 - holycrapimacupcake (07/15/2014) [-]
Drink Glayva, it's Scottish for,"very good."
#41 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#38 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
*this poison is so strong

Fixed it.
#35 - piripirinorse (07/15/2014) [-]
Or the ice cube is just resting on the bottom so there's less force pushing it up
User avatar #30 - sirbrentcoe (07/15/2014) [-]
mmm.. some of the best straight rye whiskey i've ever had is from Grand Travers Distillery in Travers City MI. Goes down smooth, but leaves a nice bite on the tongue.
User avatar #26 - jaxonnn (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Spirits come from the distillery at twice what you buy them in store for, they get watered down before they're bottled
#14 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Dude, the ice sunk, meaning the ice is heaveir than the burben, meaning the intense bodyloveing burben is 70% water not alcohol...
#12 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
Bought a bottle of 50% bundy rum.
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