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Allahu Doner Kebab. Show your choices in the comments , this will be fun!. YOU MAY PICK ONLY FIVE to wipe Off the face of this Earth forever, never to return in

Show your choices in the comments , this will be fun!

YOU MAY PICK ONLY FIVE
to wipe Off the face of this Earth forever, never to return in any was shape or farm
JEWS MUSLIMS RELIGION INTERNET MEXICANS POVERTY HUNGER
SCIENCE GUNS FEMINISTS CURRENCY DISEASE
WHITES MACFAGS WAIFUS ANIME ATHEISTS CHINKS VIDEO GAMES BOBBIE
Muslims Rimes
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Submitted: 02/25/2015
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User avatar #1 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (02/25/2015) [+] (8 replies)
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>press religion and atheists
>humanity is now either extinct or reduced to proto-human levels of intelligence
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#17 - anon (02/25/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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>implying muslims and ******* arent a disease.
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User avatar #10 - internetexplain (02/25/2015) [-]
inb4 schnizel : " jews 5 times "
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User avatar #5 - neppy (02/25/2015) [-]
religion, ******* , poverty, disease, and hunger for a utopian society

whites, science, books, internet and video games for dystopian
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#6 to #5 - tarabostes [OP](02/25/2015) [-]
Yeah no vidya and internet would pretty much destroy us all
Yeah no vidya and internet would pretty much destroy us all
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User avatar #8 to #6 - neppy (02/25/2015) [-]
currency instead of video games i guess
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User avatar #7 to #6 - neppy (02/25/2015) [-]
tbh I couldnt think of anything else to put past white and religion
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#29 - anon (02/25/2015) [-]
Mouse Utopia Experiment

For all of you going for the Utopia options, Imma just leave you with the Mouse Utopia Project and point out that those patterns of behaviour are already emerging in our society.
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#15 - anon (02/25/2015) [-]
Obvious ones, Poverty, Hunger, Disease. That leaves me two more. I wish religious extremism was an option. Religion in itself isn't a bad thing. Most religions are their core actually preach love, tolerance and acceptance. The problem is people who like to go through scripture and find little passages that somehow justify their own line of thinking. For my last option I would have to pick video games. Don't get me wrong. I love to play the **** out of video games. Video games are better than sliced bread and right up there with bacon. That's also part of the problem. If we took all the time we spent playing video games and applied it to something constructive we would all be better off.
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#28 to #15 - anon (02/25/2015) [-]
If we took all the time we spent watching TV and did something constructive we would be better off.
Same goes for reading or any other kind of entertainment.
Trouble is, the human body needs relaxation, rest and time to have fun and de-stress.
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User avatar #19 - yodaiam ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Muslims
Poverty
Hunger
Feminists
Disease
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User avatar #43 to #19 - clonedcommando (02/26/2015) [-]
Next day world peace declared.
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#73 to #19 - UnoSkullmanx (02/26/2015) [-]
Overpopulation will ******* explode, sadly. Disease is kind of necessary for species to survive in the long run
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#77 to #73 - centifolia (02/26/2015) [-]
Why cares about overpopulation when there are no more problems about food, diseases, and stupidity?
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#100 to #19 - slippowich (02/26/2015) [-]
No poverty? who should we point and laugh at?
No poverty? who should we point and laugh at?
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User avatar #129 to #100 - yodaiam ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
just you, your mom, and OP
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User avatar #130 to #129 - slippowich (02/26/2015) [-]
wow, ok rood
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User avatar #21 to #20 - yodaiam ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Great choice considering my username
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#22 to #21 - tarabostes [OP](02/25/2015) [-]
a great user name it is
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User avatar #23 to #22 - yodaiam ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Thank you, I do
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#24 to #23 - tarabostes [OP](02/25/2015) [-]
problems no
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User avatar #62 to #19 - Lilstow ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
>feminists
>disease
kind of redundant button choices there m8.
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User avatar #88 - juicywarhammer (02/26/2015) [-]
- Poverty
- Hunger
- Currency
- Disease
- Guns.
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User avatar #89 to #88 - AnonsForSure (02/26/2015) [-]
money, hatred, hunger, pain

One-T + Cool-T - The magic key
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User avatar #90 to #89 - juicywarhammer (02/26/2015) [-]
Pain and hatred aren't up there.
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User avatar #91 to #90 - AnonsForSure (02/26/2015) [-]
I know. But it's in the song at some point.
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User avatar #93 to #91 - juicywarhammer (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh, I see.
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#9 - destaice (02/25/2015) [-]
>Currency

I feel like the person only put that on the list because he doesn't understand what currency actually is or what it stands for. AKA 2 edgy bad obama.

In terms if choices, poverty, disease, muslims, ******* , and jews.
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#82 - naggerbatch (02/26/2015) [-]
1. Religion - just think, no more wars!
2. ******* - Black men are fine, just the "Sw@ggg WORLDST$RRRRR!! JCOLE is In MY Azz ***** weed weed weed welfare" ******* need to go away
3. Hunger - Maybe Africa can become more developed and be useful to the world
4. MLP - faggots, all of them
5. Waifus - I don't really care, but I needed a #5

Also though about eliminating poverty, but technically if you eliminate the extremely poor, the middle class will be the new "impoverished" class. Also thought about disease, but if aliens come to earth and bring some funky ass disease, we need some kind of resistance to it. Future generations would have 0 resistance if it was wiped out completely. Currency would be interesting to get rid of, but bartering would take effect rather quickly. And bartering irl is ****** , I'd prefer to have currency. Feminists aren't that bad, just the ones that believe that women should be better than men are annoying retards.

Sorry for the long post, I enjoyed this idea.
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#83 to #82 - underthetable (02/26/2015) [-]
you' must be uneducated on wars because 7% of wars are religious. the rest are money and power.
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#84 to #82 - johnmariox (02/26/2015) [-]
Careful m8, you tip that fedora any harder and you might get carpal tunnel.
Wars are mainly due to land and resource issues. Religion is simply a tool used to help the recruitment of the common man for war.
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User avatar #85 to #84 - naggerbatch (02/26/2015) [-]
Sorry if I came off like a faggot, I'm just saying in today's setting that a lot of problems could be solved if there was no more religion. No more ISIS, no more Al Qaeda, no more Boko Haram. I will agree that many wars are just fought for land or resources, but what America is battling is basically extreme religion.
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User avatar #86 to #85 - johnmariox (02/26/2015) [-]
Once again, Religion is simply a tool for recruitment. You take it away it's not that hard to simply say "serve in this war or go to jail" or "serve in this war or we kill you"
They want land, for the sake of having land. And power for the sake of not being wimps. Religion is more of a tool rather than a cause. A tool which can be easily replaced by as mention methods.
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#42 - vileinsect (02/26/2015) [-]
>religion
> *******
>hunger
>poverty
>MLP
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User avatar #124 - feolthenos (02/26/2015) [-]
Push currency, Leave jews alone, without currency to hoard jews will inevitably implode, giving you a free sixth button push.

Also 90% decline in mutilating children's genitals after birth... Which is nice..

And pushing the religion button will essentially get rid most of the reasons to hate other races... Mostly... So it's like 5 extra button pushes.

Then there is MLP, Disease and hunger to create a psuedo utopia
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User avatar #116 - whypop (02/26/2015) [-]
Atheists
Feminists
Hunger
MLP
Disease

My life would be perfect
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#48 - fightforreason (02/26/2015) [-]
My last four choices made, them being Muslims, Poverty, Hunger and Femenists, I contemplate my last choice. I move to press the Macfags button but I sneeze as my hand goes down, knocking it off course. I look down in horror to see I have just destroyed science. I try to scream as my atoms fall apart and reality undoes itself. Man was not meant to have this power.
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#25 - anon (02/25/2015) [-]
Religion
Poverty
Hunger
Guns
Disease
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#55 - Biggestloser (02/26/2015) [-]
MLP
4chan
Poverty
Disease
Macfags
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User avatar #37 - DeathKnight (02/26/2015) [-]
Some of these go hand in hand. Removing religion also removes Jews, Muslims, and atheists. Removing poverty removes ******* hunger as no poverty = people can afford food.getting rid of anime also gets rid of waifus, and getting rid of homosexuality gets rid of MLP, macfags, and most of 4chan.

that being said, for maximum coverage, i'd choose religion, feminists, poverty, disease, and MLP.
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User avatar #107 to #37 - YllekNayr (02/26/2015) [-]
Atheists ≠ religious.
Religion is not affiliated with atheists.
Atheists are most commonly non-religious.
There are religious atheists, but most are not religious.
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User avatar #70 - themagicdalek (02/26/2015) [-]
Muslims
Anime
Waifus
Jews
*******

I don't understand why people would pick Hunger and Disease, if those were wiped out then the human population would increase dramatically leading to overpopulation and the death of the human race.
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User avatar #64 - talosknight ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Muslims, Religion, feminists, homosexuality and waifus.

Or I could pick disease and wipe out all of them.
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#60 - BostonRRRAPPKGKP (02/26/2015) [-]
Religion, Hunger, Guns, Currency and Disease.
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