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25 Man Secrets That All Men Should
Be Aware Of. Knowing These Will
Save You A Lot Of Trouble In Life.
1. are better than boxers or
briefs.
2. A steak needs to rest after it comes off the
heat for a few minutes before you cut into it
for maximum flavor.
3. You can use a rubber band to pull out a
stripped screw by placing it the
screw and your screwdriver/ drill.
4. Confidence is the f** king key to
everything. It is also the key to f** king
everything.
s. Keeping your fingernails neat and trimmed
is a sign of sexual intelligence.
6, A sane E is better than a crazy 9.
I Don' t go to the grocery store hungry.
3. You know that cream that removes leg
hair for women? Don' t use that on your balls.
Just don' t.
9, Keep a sweater in your car. Your
wife/ girlfriend/ date will be cold at some point
in time.
IO. She isn' t always right. She will appreciate
you sticking up for yourself. Just don' t be a
dick about it.
11. Use for wiping. Your life will
change.
12. Shower beer. Do it, your life will change.
13. Putting Rogaine on your face every day for
a month will not make your beard grow in
will just give you horrible
acne.
14. The majority of the time, a woman doesn' t
want you to solve her problems when venting
to you. Rather she just wants you to listen to
said problems/ issues.
15. When shaving your Adam' s apple (hi I' m
Adam by the way), in order to not cut yourself
swallow and hold to make it "flatten.
16. Treat women like people. Too many guys
talk to girls as if they' re goddamn alien race.
17. Beards don' t make you hot in the summer.
They make you cool.
18. Don' t touch your genitals after cutting
jalapenos. Seriously.
19. Gay men do not automatically fancy you,
just because they are gay.
20. You have to wash everywhere. Including
where the sun doesn' t shine.
21. Eighty tighty, lefty loosey.
22. Compliment a woman on her shoes. It
does wonders.
23. If you have a job interview, drite the route
to the building the day before, that way you' re
comfortable with the route and you wont be
searching for the building stressed out.
24. keep hidden in your wallet. this is for
emergencies only. not "
emergencies, but
emergencies.
25. You don' t have to get married, even
though it seems like that is all everyone is
talking about.
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#10 - confusedasian (06/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I-need-to-get-home emergencies? I don't understand why you need $40 for that, but I don't even know what type of emergency that is.
#9 - grimreafer (06/20/2014) [-]
I learned most of this by making the mistakes. where was this list when I was a kid.
I learned most of this by making the mistakes. where was this list when I was a kid.
User avatar #4 - anonibusii (06/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Beer showers?
#3 - stimtheone (06/20/2014) [-]
I used that cream on my dick and balls several times, and I see no problems. Yeah, it stings a day or so afterwards, but it's better than playing surgeon with your little fireman, and damn, is my shaft smooth.
So I guess you're a pussy.
#2 - huehuehuepster (06/19/2014) [-]
nr. 15
#1 - banditowolf (06/19/2014) [-]
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