All hail the lord. . gunned: i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bl
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All hail the lord

gunned:
i get bloody noses a lot and i can
usually feel it about 30 seconds
before it starts dripping. today in
class my nose started to bleed. but
right before, I turned to this very
religious boy who sits next to me and
whispered "hail satan" as my nose
started to drip. he freaked and fell
back and hit his head he had to go
home for the rest of the day.
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#1 - yisumad (01/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#17 - lot (01/05/2014) [-]
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#65 - sirbutterballs (01/05/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Have deeply religious family
>I'm kinda indifferent about it
>Sitting in class
>Next to me sits crazy bitch
>Like I'm pretty sure she's 100% loco in the coco
>One day while going over the reading in "Divine Comedy"
>Crazy bitch swivels and looks at me
>Whispers "Hail Satan"
>Dafuqsheon.avi
>Suddenly her nose pours out a ******* gallon of blood
>Like this **** was the Niagara falls of blood on heroine
>Backing the **** up thought her head exploded or some ****
> **** that noise I'm going home
MFW I got to go home early that day
MFW no one stopped me
MFW people though it was for religious reasons
#4 - pedobearRAW (01/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #11 - diablojoe ONLINE (01/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I just chose to believe that I've traveled into an alternate universe and my memories are readjusting themselves
User avatar #13 to #12 - diablojoe ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
In Bioshock Infinite Booker DeWitt experiences nose bleeds when he travels to alternate universes. Also in the Butterfly effect the protagonist experiences nose bleeds and a seizure when he changes his past
#113 - mikeymikee (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is the first tumblr post I've seen on here with punctuation.   
   
I'm impressed!
This is the first tumblr post I've seen on here with punctuation.

I'm impressed!
#44 - dehumanizer (01/05/2014) [+] (13 replies)
>beeing this much of a cunt
>beeing this much of a cunt
#22 - shinigamizak (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#119 - thempc ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
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for the glory of satan
User avatar #30 - vexaton (01/05/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I'm high as **** , and that had me in stiches xd
User avatar #32 to #30 - bodox (01/05/2014) [-]
k
#5 - saxong (01/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#21 to #5 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
skulls for the skull throne
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
#62 - Lukanator (01/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #49 - theavatar (01/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i remember seeing this posted as a green text on /b/
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