All Useless. . f I THESE. The whole point of the Xavier institute is to take people with these abilities and teach them how to control and expand their powers for constructive purposes.  x men
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#1 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [+] (14 replies)
The whole point of the Xavier institute is to take people with these abilities and teach them how to control and expand their powers for constructive purposes.

This is kind of like what all x men super powers start out as before they learn how to control them. Like, the first one can probably make anything smell like anything but he really likes the smell of cinnamon rolls so subconsciously he just makes everything smell like cinnamon rolls but if he was disciplined enough he'd be able to make things do crazy **** like exude mustard gas.
The purple guy probably has some sort of chameleon reflex that could be used to turn invisible
the guy with the stretchy leg can probably stretch all his limbs with proper physical stimulation
the lady that turns into a bucket can probably turn into any object.
the guy with the cow feet can probably metamorph into a weird ass chimera thing
and the girl with the pop eye arms probably has super strength but only directly after eating spinach.
User avatar #28 - iforgotmyothername (07/27/2014) [-]
1. acquire drugs
2. make them smell like cinnamon rolls
3. take across border without dogs noticing
4. ???
5. profit
User avatar #17 - mankey ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Cinnamon Rolls guy would be really useful against someone like Sabertooth or Wolverine, if you can make everything smell of Cinnamon Rolls then all of a sudden they can't tell who is a shapeshifter, where the invisible guy is or differentiate anything else, making their super sense of smell useless.
#15 - carbohydrates (07/27/2014) [-]
Make Zyklon B smell like cinnamon rolls...
#5 - chimpaflimp (07/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
All useful in their own ways:

>Cinnamon guy acts as an air freshener Cinnamon farts.
>Bucket girl can, like, hold water or some **** .
>Leg man can use his super rope leg as a rappel line.
>Popeye girl can pull off a mean gender swap cosplay.
>Cow feet man can supply all the sperm banks forever Those udders don't make the normal version of "milk".
>"I love being purple" ~ Patrick Star.
Pic unrelated.
#38 - solomonkane (07/27/2014) [-]
Thats the point of the X-men, to help the mutants use their abilities, It seems like these aren't useless powers but uncontrolled aspects of their powers.

1 - He can manipulate smells
2 - She can shape shift
3 - He has elasticity powers like plastic man
4 - She can develop superstrenthegame.
5 - He has cellular manipulation
6 - Self explanatory camouflage.
#13 - instalation (07/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why is nobody considering the fact that bucket girl could become a spy? No one suspects the bucket.

Either that or she could work with Walruses.
User avatar #26 - djChives (07/27/2014) [-]
X-ray vision that only works on windows.
#36 - crycamellia (07/27/2014) [-]
i have the power to bleed uncontrollably
but only once a month.....
User avatar #30 - ompalomper (07/27/2014) [-]
i first thought the girl said, i can turn into a bunker and i was 'like hell yeah, that's an awesome ass ability, enough training and she can probably save tons of people from harmful things and ***** but then i saw it said bucket and i felt stupid
#20 - samoaspider ONLINE (07/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The first one is actually pretty cool, I mean c'mon - that guy can burn the 						****					 out of cinnamon rolls and still make them smell good in the end
The first one is actually pretty cool, I mean c'mon - that guy can burn the **** out of cinnamon rolls and still make them smell good in the end
User avatar #27 - demandsgayversion (07/27/2014) [-]
Bucket would be perfect for espionage. Sneak into the bad guy's office, turn into a bucket, wait.
User avatar #24 - ishallsmiteyou (07/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Each one has its uses
1. Mask the scents of farts, never wear deodorant, confuse the **** out of people all day
2. transporting water/lava, small children, torture people with the addition of a mouse and a blowtorch
3. grappling hook leg
4. popeye cosplay 24/7
5. free milk
6. Make homeless people think you're an alien, good for halloween
User avatar #12 - roflstorm (07/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
- Being able to teleport 1 foot to the left every 3 1/2 hours.
- Being able to turn on a light in Romania every day at 8 am.
- Being able to glow in the light.
- Ability to sneeze pepper.
- The ability to become invisible when someone snaps their fingers.
User avatar #9 - DarkLogic (07/27/2014) [-]
Purple Aki
User avatar #44 - commontroll (07/28/2014) [-]
My favorite stupid super power is the ability to turn into a plate of lasagna with telekinetic powers, but only when you're feeling unmotivated. The more unmotivated you are the more powerful and bigger the plate and lasagna.
User avatar #41 - feelythefeel (07/27/2014) [-]
**** you, I'd kill to have that first power.
#33 - anonasuser (07/27/2014) [-]
when i'm asleep i can read minds
User avatar #23 - anotherhaloguy ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
"Oh **** I just farted"

"Hey do you guys smell cinnamon rolls?"
#8 - awesomechardey (07/27/2014) [-]
Isn't the third one mr fantastic?
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