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blueboysixnine ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] Alien: Wait so when your arm gets cut off, you can just tie it back on and it will rejoin after a while?
Human: ye
Alien: these things are ******* unstoppable
Human: ye
Alien: these things are ******* unstoppable
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derpthefifth (01/06/2016) [-] If we'd hurry up and start using stem cells main stream it would absolutely work.
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gragasvlad (01/06/2016) [-] it does work if the cut is clean enough and you are quick with the reattatchment
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threeeighteen ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] We could be like bio robots or some **** . Good lord the future could be awesome.
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elsenortamatoe (01/06/2016) [-] It depends on the damage. You put it on ice, and the cells can stay alive longer. Wait too long, or it gets shredded, your ****** . A clean slice (like a knife) would be best case, worse case would be a press of some kind (you can loose all the tissue that is crushed, on both the stub and the severed extremity). But you seem to suffer from nerve damage, which is loss of feeling in the severed part.
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SuperSixONE ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] Direct contact with ice destroys the tissue, you're supposed to wrap it in a cloth/water tight container and put it in a cooler/fridge/thing of cold water. If you wrap it enough, ice would probably work though.
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hikakiller (01/06/2016) [-]
"put it on ice" doesn't mean "apply ice directly to the surface regardless of how much it would hurt if the limb were attached"
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SuperSixONE ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] I was adding to what he was saying, not disputing it. A severed limb directly on some ice is a popular representation of it, and more people than you would think believe that that's what you should do.
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hikakiller (01/06/2016) [-]
Sounds a bit counter-productive, destroying all your cells while preserving them. My mistake.
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joemand (01/06/2016) [-] I hate to be that guy that says "I know a guy", but I know a guy who's arm was severed in a car crash. It was a fairly clean cut and he was able to have it reattached. Apparently it was back in the early 80s too.
It seems to work fine, but you can certainly see the scar the scar that's wrapped around his arm. It also has a bit of an indent, which shows where the two were split.
It seems to work fine, but you can certainly see the scar the scar that's wrapped around his arm. It also has a bit of an indent, which shows where the two were split.
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itskennyandjosh (01/06/2016) [-] How'd your brother react when it was first cut off, was he like "oh **** it's never gonna be put back on" or more like "oh my god i wonder if i can still move it"
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anon (01/06/2016) [-]
the thing is when you get a limb cut off, as long as it's a clean slice you can just reattach the muscles and major veins and everything else will eventually reconnect and heal the main problems you'll run into is a cut that's too damaged to sew together or leaving the limb alone too long because the tissues die from oxygen deprivation, so long as you can get it reattached before the tissues die and it's not too damaged then yeah, you'll have reduced control over it but yeah. that's why they always tell you if you cut off a finger or appendage to throw it on ice and head to the ER.
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blueboysixnine ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] Apparently just just serve to make way for regular teeth
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ciacheczko (01/06/2016) [-] Your teeth don't "grow back". You are born with your real teeth existing from the beginning, they are literally in your goddamn bones. The first set is just a temporary substitute, it starts falling out when the actual teeth develop and start to emerge from gums.
No wonder the alien didn't believe it, it was indeed ******** .
No wonder the alien didn't believe it, it was indeed ******** .
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doctorprofessornv (01/06/2016) [-] Human: And sometimes we lick eachother's anuses for fun!
Alien: Well I mean that was one hell of a jump from talking about dental structure, but yeah we do that too sometimes.
No reason to believe the ayy lmaos aren't just as kinky as we are.
Alien: Well I mean that was one hell of a jump from talking about dental structure, but yeah we do that too sometimes.
No reason to believe the ayy lmaos aren't just as kinky as we are.
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godofchaos (01/06/2016) [-]
I remember I was a greedy little cunt when I was a child and my mother had promised me 5 dollars when one of my molars fell as a kid. So I remember passing one whole day pulling on it until it was finally flimsy and I could just rip it off.
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listerthepessimist (01/06/2016) [-] i heard a story of a kid in Australia who was getting $10 a tooth so he could buy a surfboard, his dad found him in the garage yanking the ******* with pliers
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infinitereaper (01/06/2016) [-] human bones have been getting more brittle since the stone age
the average size of the human brain relative to body size is also shrinking
disease and weakness is on the rise with loss of natural selection
humans are weak
the average size of the human brain relative to body size is also shrinking
disease and weakness is on the rise with loss of natural selection
humans are weak
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anon (01/07/2016) [-]
not surprising considering all the **** that gets put in our bodies ( **** off all you medical science and what not has improved our lives that **** is not what i'm talking about)
but the increase in chemicals in food, air, water, and radio waves/ electromagnetic radiation, monotonous daily life (all those little things that everyone else experiences is not exciting so get over it) the fact that people leave it to technology and other people to do any thinking for them, the lack of physical activity by comparison
it goes on
but the increase in chemicals in food, air, water, and radio waves/ electromagnetic radiation, monotonous daily life (all those little things that everyone else experiences is not exciting so get over it) the fact that people leave it to technology and other people to do any thinking for them, the lack of physical activity by comparison
it goes on
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infinitereaper (01/07/2016) [-] The worse part is that people buy into all the lies, acting like "everything is fine"
when in reality, this is a sinking ship and people are willingly sinking it
when in reality, this is a sinking ship and people are willingly sinking it
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anon (01/06/2016) [-]
>implying we need natural selection
>implying scientific progress hasn't substituted it
>implying you have trustworthy sources and research to back up your claim
>implying you're not just being an edgy twat for the 40th time today
>implying you shouldn't off yourself in the name of your dear natural selection
>implying implications
>2016
>implying scientific progress hasn't substituted it
>implying you have trustworthy sources and research to back up your claim
>implying you're not just being an edgy twat for the 40th time today
>implying you shouldn't off yourself in the name of your dear natural selection
>implying implications
>2016
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infinitereaper (01/06/2016) [-] >implying we don't
>implying it has
>implying there aren't, these are literally confirmed, look it up yourself
>still being this mad
>implying a second holocaust isn't the true answer
>implying
>implying it has
>implying there aren't, these are literally confirmed, look it up yourself
>still being this mad
>implying a second holocaust isn't the true answer
>implying
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anon (01/06/2016) [-] **anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** they knew more about humans than any of you, it probably looks more like brainwashed retarded sheep to them
**anonymous rolled image** they knew more about humans than any of you, it probably looks more like brainwashed retarded sheep to them
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tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-] Without medicine , humans can die from an ingrown nail! Take THAT aliens!
