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A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING
FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU
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THEIR BODY. DO NOT INHALE!
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Submitted: 03/28/2014
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#5 - xchain (03/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
We humans made a 						*******					 sport of throwing ourselves out of planes at very high distances.
We humans made a ******* sport of throwing ourselves out of planes at very high distances.
User avatar #4 - sillymango (03/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
And If a disaster were to befall on them and take away their homes, Humans would not move to a safer location, they would instead, rebuild their homes on the exact same location.
#7 - felixjarl (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#12 - Snowplows (03/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Humans invented a type of fermented, toxic liquid that can kill almost any life form it comes in contact with. Humans often consume large amounts of this liquid which will hinder their coordination but make them much more aggressive and willing to fight.
Humans invented a type of fermented, toxic liquid that can kill almost any life form it comes in contact with. Humans often consume large amounts of this liquid which will hinder their coordination but make them much more aggressive and willing to fight.
#13 - techjoker (03/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#47 - EdwardNigma (03/28/2014) [+] (12 replies)
If and when aliens invade or we meet them and they **** up the joint, first ******* thing I am doing is joining whatever galactic military we have.

Welcome to Earth faggots.
#105 - prohibullion (03/29/2014) [-]
I am such a badass.
#72 - bigredthunder (03/28/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Now if only we could stop killing each other, also bad ass human quote.
#6 - officialjg (03/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Human Beings. The only race on Planet Earth's existence that's overly progressive and overly not progressive at the same time. And god bless us for it.
Human Beings. The only race on Planet Earth's existence that's overly progressive and overly not progressive at the same time. And god bless us for it.
User avatar #18 - amata (03/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
There are recorded instances of human beings achieving sexual stimulation from the viewing of:
Consumption of their own waste matter
Sexual relations between humans and unintelligent/noncompliant lifeforms
Humans being eaten alive
Humans inserting large quantities of small aquatic lifeforms into their rectums and forcibly expelling them
Sexual relations between humans and corpses
Mudkips
...and these are merely a few examples. It is therefore the opinion of the Council that we leave humans be until they have learned to master their urges, in order to ensure that the sanctity of Council space is not violated by the addition of massive amounts of wasted human reproductive matter
#91 - hydromatic (03/29/2014) [-]
The aliens won't be prepared for how much Mass Effect i've played.
The aliens won't be prepared for how much Mass Effect i've played.
User avatar #60 - deffinitlynotafag (03/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
they killed there god and put him on a stick.

dont mess with them
#26 - felixjarl (03/28/2014) [+] (24 replies)
Duping some Humanity **** Yeah!.

All these are new from my previous dump. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4786683/Humans+are+badass/15#15 (old dump)
#49 - archael (03/28/2014) [-]
DON'T FORGET!

Humans are capable of splitting atoms in an attempt to eradicate entire regions of a planet.

Keep that in mind, E.T.
#102 - afrogeist (03/29/2014) [+] (6 replies)
We are utterly incomprehensible!
We are utterly incomprehensible!
#46 - sharkfishcatfish (03/28/2014) [-]
**sharkfishcatfish rolled image** What the aliens will see first:
#134 - theguywhoaskswhy (03/29/2014) [-]
Some Humans inhale poisonous gasses and consume toxic fluids on a daily basis. It is believed that they do this for pleasure, despite the numerous warnings of their kinsmen.
I've posted this so many times... But if you can repost content I can repost comments.
#132 - shadowbreech (03/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Humans imagine devastating scenarios that result in the extinction of most of their planet's population, as well as plans for maintaining the highest probability of survival as a recreational activity.
#133 to #132 - shadowbreech (03/29/2014) [-]
A large portion of human children have access basic training simulations where they obtain experience on surviving long range combat, while increasing their resistance to emotional breakdown upon losing loved ones or trusted allies.
User avatar #98 - leonhardt (03/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
We also nailed our god to a stick.

We didn't even apologize and he forgave us.
#137 - boxofwonderz (03/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
From single cell to human
From single cell to human
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