Albert Einstein. At his finest. At a prestigious social party Marylin Monroe noticed Mr. Einstein in there, so in her sensual voice spoke to the ones around her Albert Einstein At his finest a prestigious social party Marylin Monroe noticed Mr in there so her sensual voice spoke to the ones around
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At a prestigious
social party Marylin
Monroe noticed Mr.
Einstein in there, so
in her sensual voice
spoke to the ones
around her and told:
Imagine it me and
Einstein had a baby,
could be perfect,
beatiful like me and
smart as him"
Few minutes later,
Einstein was in the
chit and chat, when
someone approached
to him, telling him
what Mrs. Monroe
just said about having
baby' s together, He
then replied:
What if it turns out
opposite, ugly like me
and dumb like her..."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - themedianoche **User deleted account**
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Well, Marilyn Monroe had an IQ of 165 so i wouldn't say she was dumb...
User avatar #7 to #4 - senoldlx
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implying her iq ever got tested and the results were publicized
#30 to #4 - anon id: c1f0ea05
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shrek da ta ****** dano
User avatar #31 to #4 - fyaq
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>Implying
User avatar #6 to #4 - senoldlx
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implying iq tests back then were the same as the iq tests now.
implying iq tests are a valid method to test ones iq.
implying the "iq" is a valid unit to measure ones brain capacity / intelligence
#9 to #6 - anon id: 91033db6
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are you serious?
#11 to #9 - somekindofname
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IQ is to say the least, close to impossible to measure. If we take the IQ tests of, say, Japan, and take them to Africa, Africa will look like the homecontinent of all the worlds retards assuming humurous racial slur here because I'm racist to white people, thats all .
However this relates to the fact that almost nothing thaught in Japan will have the slightest use in a Developing country like, for example, the Nigeria. The value of advanced, first world science doesn't matter to a tea farmer, as little as knowledge of tea farming matters to a first world scientist. I think a modified quote from Einstein sums it up best:

"All are intelligent, but if you judge a fish for its ability to farm tea, it will live its whole life thinking it's an idiot."
User avatar #81 to #11 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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"The Nigeria"
#26 to #11 - anon id: 0971cd90
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Do you even know how the IQ test works?

IQ doesn't favor knowledge or profession. IQ tests don't pertain to the matters of education, rather, IQ tests really only measure the fundamental intelligence of an individual, in that basic mental capacities are tested, and nothing more. Spatial thinking, cognition, pattern recognition, etc. It doesn't ask any science or mathematics questions, it only measures pure mental power and the ability to think.

The IQ value doesn't favor a developed country any more than a developing one, except for the fact that developed countries usually give better mental exercise to their young (i.e., a country like Japan is probably, in reality, much smarter than Nigeria). The IQ test is actually fairly equal to the test takers, the only weakness being that it includes instructions within a language, so language skills are taken into a small effect.
#23 to #11 - anon id: d87e5dbc
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Stop defending those dumb *******.
User avatar #10 to #9 - senoldlx
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yes, indeed. i think that the whole concept of the IQ is pure nonsense
User avatar #12 to #10 - enigmaticspirit
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An IQ test just really measures how good you are at taking that test and nothing more.
#13 to #12 - senoldlx
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#27 to #12 - anon id: 0971cd90
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Not really. The ability to perform the tasks in the IQ test usually correlate to better mental strength, as the skills needed to score well (e.g. spatial thinking, cognition, pattern prediction, logic) are necessary in all life skills. If you can score well on the test, you probably can learn things faster and recognize problems more effectively than those who don't score well.

The IQ test exists for a reason. Granted, it has its flaws, but to say it is completely useless at determining cognitive ability, is, well, fallacious.
#5 to #4 - bronydash
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[citation needed]
User avatar #22 to #5 - jubnik
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User avatar #50 to #5 - scuzzlebut
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None needed for OP?
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#3 - mudkipfucker
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#36 to #24 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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#33 to #24 - funnyjunkyeahyeah
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You aren't correcting him, you're just providing a number with more significant digits.
Look, I can do it too: *9.8067.

The fact that the value varies depending on your actual location and elevation usually renders more than a couple sig digs pointless.
#41 - okamiterasu
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#18 - broorb
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While funny, I'm afraid this never actually happened
User avatar #17 - slimeywaffles
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I wouldn't say she was dumb. Uneducated, in some ways, but not stupid. Her whole dumb blonde thing was an appealing act, not personal I always thought.
#1 - pjet
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#20 to #1 - thewaronbeingcool
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User avatar #34 - weirdvintagegirl
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Yeah, this never happened. Marilyn wasn't an attention whore or self-centered, and Einstein wasn't a douche.
User avatar #38 to #34 - thebestpieever
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Didn't he beat and/or cheated on his wife?
User avatar #39 to #38 - cheated
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So what if I did?
User avatar #48 to #34 - frenzysalem
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and Marilyn Monroe was actually very smart.
User avatar #83 to #48 - weirdvintagegirl
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Oh, yes. Everyone assumed she was dumb because of her movies, and after a while she got sick of it.
User avatar #29 - konradkurze
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ugly like einstein and dumb as monroe

we used to call that Amy Winehouse
#77 to #29 - lafuriaroja
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#71 - tokenblaqguy
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Nicki Minaj is much hotter than Mayrlin MonRhoe
#72 to #71 - huntergriff
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User avatar #32 - puffbrownies
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Ipod's came out later than einstein.
Why did I write that.