Albert Einstein. At his finest. At a prestigious social party Marylin Monroe noticed Mr. Einstein in there, so in her sensual voice spoke to the ones around her
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Albert Einstein

At a prestigious
social party Marylin
Monroe noticed Mr.
Einstein in there, so
in her sensual voice
spoke to the ones
around her and told:
Imagine it me and
Einstein had a baby,
could be perfect,
beatiful like me and
smart as him"
Few minutes later,
Einstein was in the
chit and chat, when
someone approached
to him, telling him
what Mrs. Monroe
just said about having
baby' s together, He
then replied:
What if it turns out
opposite, ugly like me
and dumb like her..."
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Submitted: 11/13/2013
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User avatar #4 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (11/13/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Well, Marilyn Monroe had an IQ of 165 so i wouldn't say she was dumb...
#5 to #4 - bronydash (11/13/2013) [-]
[citation needed]
#3 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (11/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#18 - broorb (11/13/2013) [-]
While funny, I'm afraid this never actually happened
User avatar #17 - slimeywaffles (11/13/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say she was dumb. Uneducated, in some ways, but not stupid. Her whole dumb blonde thing was an appealing act, not personal I always thought.
#1 - pjet ONLINE (11/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #34 - weirdvintagegirl (11/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yeah, this never happened. Marilyn wasn't an attention whore or self-centered, and Einstein wasn't a douche.
User avatar #39 to #38 - cheated (11/14/2013) [-]
So what if I did?
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ugly like einstein and dumb as monroe

we used to call that Amy Winehouse
#71 - tokenblaqguy (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Nicki Minaj is much hotter than Mayrlin MonRhoe
#72 to #71 - huntergriff ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - puffbrownies (11/14/2013) [-]
Ipod's came out later than einstein.
Why did I write that.
#80 - hentaisweetie (11/14/2013) [-]
**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at The reason solo que is a living hell ** < I will have children with
#78 - worried (11/14/2013) [-]
honestly, idk why people idolize marylin monroe... she was famous for only being attractive, broke up the first family, and was a trainwreck close to the end with all of her addictions.... i have a feeling that if she was alive today, she would have her own reality show akin to snooki and jwow.... i get why she was famous, but not why she is idolized
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#54 to #53 - ExorArgus (11/14/2013) [-]
An "autist spaz" who's research and knowledge is some of the most important in the modern era.
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User avatar #37 - redrex (11/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
everyone's saying she was actually quiet smart, but (let's just pretend this is true, which i'm not sure it is) instead, he was calling her dumb for not thinking of the possibility of them having a baby being completely backwards than what they planned.

On a side note, did Einstein have children?
User avatar #28 - slapchoppin (11/14/2013) [-]
anyone that gets famous is either some kind of smart or all kinds of stupid
User avatar #25 - tronbot (11/14/2013) [-]
this just makes einstein look like an asshole
#21 - anonexplains (11/14/2013) [-]
#19 - anonexplains (11/14/2013) [-]
Its on the internet it must be true!
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