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Study or U will have to be a stripper l
Camile phi: -; ~
with glam
Thu: tst. "tina, Fawn.
we ' Mann
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Submitted: 11/08/2013
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#1 - flickie (11/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You need to stay in shape, have a shapely bosom and be able to make shapes to be a stripper.

Her expectations are unreasonably high. She's much more likely to end up a common whore.
#3 - fragman ONLINE (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always poop at work on purpose. Imagine the **** I get paid for.
User avatar #17 - nathanspartan (11/09/2013) [-]
my alarm makes me do math to turn it off.

"2x4= ?"
uhhhhh 12?
#4 - mellamoconsuelo (11/09/2013) [-]
>Yesterday at work a phone is ringing in the lockers
>On break so I go get my manager so he can silence
>Opens locker and tries to find out who's phone it is
>??? Phone says Baby Killa so we ask the asian chick
>Yep, she says its her phone and I ask who Baby Killa is
>She starts freaking out because it's her birth control pill alarm
>She forgot to take it 3 days straight.
#14 - acidreign (11/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You really shouldn't get this if you're a storm trooper.
#20 to #14 - spamqad (11/09/2013) [-]
I want it.. where does it come from?
User avatar #25 - sabcy (11/09/2013) [-]
why do I just wake up myself?
User avatar #24 - johangustav (11/09/2013) [-]
at least with the second one you dont have to worry about being a stipper, youll be missing most of your fingers anyways
#19 - freshkingjoe (11/09/2013) [-]
be a stripper, easy and more fun
User avatar #18 - swayze (11/09/2013) [-]
I get up 20 minutes before I have to leave. That's all the time I need to to eat, make a lunch and get dressed. #endtweet
User avatar #10 - nyxeos (11/09/2013) [-]
During exam time I set multiple alarms that get increasingly angry and more insulting as they go on.
#9 - dolmandabean (11/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Who the **** takes an hour and a half to get ready in the morning?!
User avatar #7 - afrodemon (11/09/2013) [-]
"well halloweens coming up early this year" XD
#5 - mkoala (11/09/2013) [-]
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