Airport Security. I want to touch your penis... no homo. hhi, I ABE DEFINITELY A. you're more likely to be killed by a cop than by a terrorist TSA Security airport nohomo
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I want to touch your penis... no homo

hhi, I
ABE DEFINITELY A
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#4 - pebar (02/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
you're more likely to be killed by a cop than by a terrorist
#7 - sirfapaton (02/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You should go to a bathroom, jack off till you have a huge erection before you go through this. Then when they ask about what it is in your pants, say that it's your raging boner.   
"Why do you have a boner at a check-up?"   
Obviously this is because you love it when a man in uniform touches you gently but firmly.
You should go to a bathroom, jack off till you have a huge erection before you go through this. Then when they ask about what it is in your pants, say that it's your raging boner.
"Why do you have a boner at a check-up?"
Obviously this is because you love it when a man in uniform touches you gently but firmly.
#5 - chinosquad (02/23/2014) [-]
That ain't no penis that's a LONG DICK!
#2 - crazyeyedbioll (02/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
God forbid these stupid assholes try and prevent a bombing or something.
God forbid these stupid assholes try and prevent a bombing or something.
#25 - heritage (02/23/2014) [-]
My response to Airport Security
My response to Airport Security
#20 - mytwocents (02/23/2014) [-]
Go on. Touch it.
Touch it all you want. Knead and stroke it.
User avatar #23 - snoppslickarn (02/23/2014) [-]
or maybe you should just stop being black/brownskinned?
#19 - imcadence ONLINE (02/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #7818549 at Safe For Work Random Board ** the reason im a terrorist
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User avatar #12 - AvatarAirBender (02/23/2014) [-]
Ha, thats DIA.
User avatar #3 - smlkurby (02/23/2014) [-]
*grabs penis* no homo..
#1 - anonymous (02/23/2014) [-]
It's true!
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