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Submitted: 08/05/2014
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#2 - kanedam ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
best porno intro ever:
"why is there hay lying around?"
"why are you wearing a mask?"
"hmm... why dont you suck my cock?"
(translated from german)

Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh rum? -ORIGINAL-
#9 - larknok (08/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Nothing can top the Lemon Stealing Whores intro

Lemon Stealing Whores (Funniest Porn Intro Ever)
#32 - drjoker (08/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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#40 - sonofpsychodad (08/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Best porno ending.
#63 - mrleague ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**mrleague rolled image** How I start a porno.
User avatar #14 - drego (08/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Young and Old best porno intro in the world
User avatar #1 - bomberbib (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Crazy to think that out of 1823 people to see this, no one had anything to say....

Shrek is love
User avatar #16 - dehfurk (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
There's a reason why I watch porn for the plot
User avatar #17 to #16 - kandazz (08/06/2014) [-]
I too, like Game of Thrones.
User avatar #5 - suicidalthoughts ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
i have a good one. the guy had his dick on the heater and was just standing there by himself when suddenly the 'actress' comes in:
"what are you doing"
"warming up your breakfast you whore"
and bam it began
this is translated from greek it sounds better in greek
User avatar #31 - mathmanchris (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh rum -ORIGINAL-
- This is the broken fuse box, if you could have a look at it?
- Very well! But why is there so much straw?
- Why do you wear a mask?
- Umm... Come on, blow me.

German porno, best porno
User avatar #23 - breakfastskippa (08/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4 This is easily the best porn intro ever.
User avatar #25 to #23 - ssjcarbon (08/06/2014) [-]
Lemon Stealing Whores (Funniest Porn Intro Ever)
It'd say this one is the best.
#3 - zeatguy (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It would be nearly impossible for a human to hold 8oz of cum, the average is less then 1oz. The most I've ever heard of was about a shot glass full (1.5oz)   
 Best GIF i have for this i was looking for black science man nose boop but i didn't see it.
It would be nearly impossible for a human to hold 8oz of cum, the average is less then 1oz. The most I've ever heard of was about a shot glass full (1.5oz)
Best GIF i have for this i was looking for black science man nose boop but i didn't see it.
#48 - anotheroneonearth (08/06/2014) [-]
"Oh no, my butt got stuck in the wall!"
"Oh no, my butt got stuck in the wall!"
#46 - streamdream ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**streamdream rolled image** One way to start a porno.
#95 - travrob (08/06/2014) [-]
**travrob rolled image** my porno
#87 - tobytesla (08/06/2014) [-]
**tobytesla rolled image** This is how i start pornos.
#86 - ispn (08/06/2014) [-]
**ispn rolled image** How my porn starts
User avatar #19 - sketchE (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
limits 3.4 oz or 100 ml. where do people get these random measurements? like knives can be under three inches or paper doesnt count as something
#24 to #19 - BloodyTurds (08/06/2014) [-]
8 oz is generally considered 1 serving of liquid.
pocket knives (or knives carried in public) are limited to 3 inches(3.5 in some states) for saft, as being stabbed by something 3 inches long is considerably less likely to be fatal to a full grown man, than something 4 inches long.
#4 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled comment #82735 ** :
You are a fundamentalist and nutjob, you assume science to be some kind of cult just because it doesn't accept your stupid unfalsifiable idea's.
best porn intro ever
User avatar #7 - snacky (08/06/2014) [-]
I got a good one these 2 people are chilling talking about there lemon tree and then they see a lemon stealing whore and **** her.

oh wait thats a real thing
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