Airplane

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lvlatt' .
2 gay men are a plane". Lt's call them Steve and Bill..
Dude, what if we had sex?" asks Steve.
You crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone
Man, nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!"
Steve stands up and asks loudly: q
would I have a pencil, please?" 1. .
Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out
the window, etc. i .
They really wouldn‘ t care then, would they?" says Bill.
So Steve and Bill have wild sex on the plane.
Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are
leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his
shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth.
Sir, you would' asked for a bag!"
l didn‘ t dare" whispers the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a
man asking for a pencil and he got ****** in the ass..."

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Submitted:	09/09/2015

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#2 - dunkleosteus (09/09/2015) [-]

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#16 to #2 - fedoralover (09/10/2015) [-]

bill can make my software into a hardware anyday

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#23 to #16 - thejusticar (09/10/2015) [-]

leaked pic of fedoralover

#33 to #23 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]

#46 to #23 - thrifty (09/10/2015) [-]

#45 to #2 - punkeryo ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]

oh haha. i get it.. steve and bill right?
took me a while

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#37 to #2 - farblaze (09/10/2015) [-]

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#1 - sirformidio (09/09/2015) [-]

I found the gay joke that finally got me to laugh.
It has taken 21 years.
And finally, a funny gay joke.

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#28 to #1 - trollolololgabe (09/10/2015) [-]

Can you/someone explain it to me?

#29 to #28 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]

This joke literally explains itself in the punch line, I'm not sure how you could possibly miss it.

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#30 to #29 - trollolololgabe (09/10/2015) [-]

Where's the joke though...just two guys have sex and an old man throws up on himself...whats funny about that?

#31 to #30 - trollolololgabe (09/10/2015) [-]

OHHH I GET IT NOW. just had to read it slowly

#35 to #31 - confusedasian (09/10/2015) [-]

Mind explaining? I'm literally just seeing guys having sex and an old man being scared. Can't picture anything else.

#39 to #35 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]

Guy was scared to ask for a bag, because the dude that got ****** in the ass asked for something right before it happened

#52 to #39 - confusedasian (09/10/2015) [-]

Yeah, then that's exactly what I thought then. That's not really a funny joke.

#51 to #35 - trollolololgabe (09/10/2015) [-]

do you actually want an answer or are you just being a "confusedasian"

#53 to #51 - confusedasian (09/10/2015) [-]

No, I didn't get what was so funny.

#54 to #53 - trollolololgabe (09/11/2015) [-]

So the old man saw another person ask for an item and that guy got ****** . So he believes that if he asks for something (i.e. a bag) then he would get ****** as well.

#32 to #31 - ohhh ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]

Dude i'd suck a dick through a cheerio if i thought it'd get me some bitches.

#18 to #1 - rattygoner (09/10/2015) [-]

jeez i was gonna make a gay joke butt **** it

#22 to #18 - Dropkicksxxx (09/10/2015) [-]

Dude, don't be so ass-inine, butt, really on the hole it was funny

#26 to #1 - apurpleliger (09/10/2015) [-]

How do you know your roommate is gay?
His cock tastes like ****

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#13 - dawggz (09/10/2015) [-]

Not willing to admit that it was a pain in the ass to reach the punchline.

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#17 - mangostormlegend (09/10/2015) [-]

How it would have really happened:

"May I get a pencil?"
(whispering)
"Pencil? He wants a pencil?"
"Pencil?"
"Pincil?"
"Piscle?"
"Pistol?"
"Pistol!?"
"HE'S GOT A GUN!"
Man who wants pencil restrained for the remainder of the flight, escorted from the plane by policemen, blamed with attempted terrorism attack, never sees family again.

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#25 to #17 - zeedeveel (09/10/2015) [-]

At least he got a cavity search

#49 to #25 - palmsspaghetti (09/10/2015) [-]

That's a ****** joke...

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#14 - kharmelion (09/10/2015) [-]

occasionally this site makes me legit laugh out loud

this is one of those times

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#19 - daredevizz (09/10/2015) [-]

what was in the first guy's head when thinking about asking

#40 to #19 - assassindash (09/10/2015) [-]

Oh god, it's my family on fourth of July all over again!

#3 - perform (09/09/2015) [-]

I don't get it.

#4 to #3 - drquadapus (09/09/2015) [-]

Theres not really a deep understanding here

#5 to #4 - perform (09/09/2015) [-]

If the pencil represents a dick, shouldn't the bag be a vagina? Why would he be complaining?

#7 to #5 - drquadapus (09/09/2015) [-]

you sound like kenM

#6 to #5 - drquadapus (09/09/2015) [-]

read my first comment again!

#8 to #6 - perform (09/09/2015) [-]

I might just be tired off my ass. Could you explain it to me like I'm a 5-year old?

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#9 to #8 - jokexplain (09/09/2015) [-]

There is no metaphor. You're thinking too hard. He's afraid that if he asks for anything he'll get ****** in the ass.

#15 to #9 - perform (09/10/2015) [-]

thank

#11 to #8 - drquadapus (09/09/2015) [-]

aye. i have those days two. From the old man's perspective when steve asked for a pencil, he assumed that asking for a pencil resulted in getting ****** in the ass. He doesn't want to find out what asking for a bag will get him

#10 to #8 - dikslapping (09/09/2015) [-]

old man though the gay guy was ****** in the ass for asking for a pencil.

#36 - kyubii (09/10/2015) [-]

What Steve did right after.

#41 to #36 - infedel (09/10/2015) [-]

#24 - coolfuzzy (09/10/2015) [-]

is that master chef on the far right?

#34 to #24 - progamingbutler (09/10/2015) [-]

I... I think they're all master chief...

#38 to #34 - wertologist (09/10/2015) [-]

It's a plane full of Spartans. I feel pity to whomever gets in their way.

#44 - auryn (09/10/2015) [-]

I heard OP was on this same flight. After the incident the flight attendants had to come to OP several times to tell him to stop continuously asking for pencils.

#50 to #44 - burytia (09/10/2015) [-]

**burytia used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**burytia rolls Oversized lollipops.**
what does auryn do on airplanes

#43 - funnydj (09/10/2015) [-]

Thank you OP for actually making me laugh out loud and remember why I joined a community called "funny" junk. You had me sitting alone in my caf laughing out loud like an idiot. I needed this