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#10 - blademontane (02/20/2015) [-]
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Rabbi, a Priest, the President, a Donkey and three Blondes walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some sort of joke?"
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User avatar #6 - YllekNayr (02/20/2015) [-]
A black guy, a rabbi, and a priest are on an airplane....


For anyone who doesn't get it. It's supposed to sound like the setup to a joke.
User avatar #27 to #6 - QuestionMarks ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
All I could see was the guy in the middle reading what looks like the Yellow Pages
User avatar #7 to #6 - theshinypen (02/20/2015) [-]
So a black guy a priest and a rabi get on the plane. The jew uses his jew powers to attract all the money in the plane to him. The black guy, knowing of the jews money power robs him only to be given a charity plate by the priest.

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#8 to #7 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
2/10
User avatar #18 to #7 - personalstalker (02/21/2015) [-]
Isn't the man on the other side of the priest a jew? It looks like he's wearing a Kippah
User avatar #21 to #18 - jdeezifer (02/21/2015) [-]
Hence "rabbi"
User avatar #22 to #21 - personalstalker (02/21/2015) [-]
I always thought that was a racist term for Muslims Clearly I thought wrong
User avatar #26 to #22 - theshinypen (02/21/2015) [-]
S-seriously?
User avatar #23 to #22 - jdeezifer (02/21/2015) [-]
A rabbi is like the jewish version of a priest oy vey
User avatar #35 to #22 - hydraetis (02/21/2015) [-]
..... You are not a clever man
User avatar #2 - hairysmellyanus (02/20/2015) [-]
So does the black guy rob the terrorist? or am i not getting it?
User avatar #5 to #2 - Imbtrtenu (02/20/2015) [-]
He robs the terrorist and repents to the priest because they're all good christian folk.
User avatar #4 to #2 - swagloon (02/20/2015) [-]
a priest and a rabbi.
#9 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
A black guy, a rabbi, and a priest are on a plane, the plane starts falling so the rabbi says "We must save the children!" the black guy says " **** the children!" then the priest asks "Do you think we have enough time?"
User avatar #12 to #9 - labree ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
thats horrible version of the actual joke.
its a priest, a teacher, and a lawyer
#30 to #29 - maternation (02/21/2015) [-]
A Rabbi, A Muslim and a Black Guy.
#31 to #30 - moisture (02/21/2015) [-]
Well now i feel like an idiot.
User avatar #32 to #30 - crimsondarkwolf (02/21/2015) [-]
what does ranma have anything to do with this
User avatar #33 to #32 - maternation (02/21/2015) [-]
EVERYTHING.

Idk, I just had it on my desktop.
User avatar #14 - picamix (02/21/2015) [-]
does it have an explosive punch line?
User avatar #16 to #14 - localbees (02/21/2015) [-]
Dude, it's a black dude, a priest and a Jew.
#11 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
dat's racist. ******* racist blackguy. Shame on you.
User avatar #24 to #11 - dhyme (02/21/2015) [-]
Shh.
User avatar #1 - almightywalrus (02/20/2015) [-]
and then a muslim hijacks the plan and kills them all?
#17 to #1 - anon (02/21/2015) [-]
And then we can either blame the priest or the black guy
User avatar #25 to #1 - sphincterface (02/21/2015) [-]
That's a rabbi, genius.
#34 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
at least its not an arab
at least its not an arab
#15 - johnnyafire (02/21/2015) [-]
I remember the black guy in the joke. Yeah, he hung out with those two a lot in the story.

Don't hurt me.
#3 - funnyhat (02/20/2015) [-]
dayum
#28 - septicexplain (02/21/2015) [-]
hannibal buress is that you?
#19 - anon (02/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll cah question*"**
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#20 to #19 - anon (02/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Vigorous jazz hands.**
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