Aint no law 2. Source: tumblr. rake Iti Writ' and ! if ' iill ! 'iim,' Elm Wtill ' LEE.. It's illegal to intentionally mislead a police officer to think you're breaking a law
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#18 - anniethreeone (12/11/2013) [+] (32 replies)
stickied by mudkipfucker
It's illegal to intentionally mislead a police officer to think you're breaking a law
#1 - lordoflore (12/10/2013) [+] (19 replies)
The cops are going to think that's hilarious. Not the cookies - the ticket they're going to write you anyways.
#3 - taurusguy (12/10/2013) [+] (33 replies)
WHY would you do that? Thats not funny, that is just asking for trouble, the cops are just doing their jobs, trying to save lives, i dont care if they shoot dogs, this is the one thing they do right, and you are making fun of them.
User avatar #22 - xdiabolicx (12/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>take cookies on road
>get pulled over
>cop approaches window
>"roll down your window please"
>roll down window and look at cop with cookie to ear
>"do you know why I pulled you over?"
>look forward and attempt to end a call
>"yea hold on i'll call you back"
>remove cookie from ear
>bite into it
>"is there a problem officer?"
#245 - takemythumb (12/11/2013) [-]
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#9 - invadingaliens (12/10/2013) [+] (25 replies)
It's just as illegal to eat a cookie while driving. It's really not about holding a phone, it's about using your other hand to eat instead of using it to drive.
#40 - miscarriage (12/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
either way, you're still going to get a ticket.
either way, you're still going to get a ticket.
#244 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
You're getting a ticket AND sued by Apple.
You're getting a ticket AND sued by Apple.
#67 - nortledrones (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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But when the cop gets upset at you trying to pull a prank when he has more important stuff to be worried about, then he is an abusive pig right?
User avatar #21 - diablojoe (12/11/2013) [+] (7 replies)
You're not allowed t eat while driving
#297 - mathafaka (12/11/2013) [-]
eating while driving is also against the law
eating while driving is also against the law
#182 - mezcal (12/11/2013) [-]
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#238 - eddymolly (12/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Using a phone and eating are illegal when driving, as they are apparently too distracting, yet its perfectly legal to smoke whilst driving.   
   
What? How is eating more distracting than having a lit object filling your car with smoke and choking you?
Using a phone and eating are illegal when driving, as they are apparently too distracting, yet its perfectly legal to smoke whilst driving.

What? How is eating more distracting than having a lit object filling your car with smoke and choking you?
#42 - deadmuerto (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I can't drink and drive, folks

but I'm not giving up, I will get it someday
#292 - wumbus (12/11/2013) [-]
hfw he realizes that driving while eating is still considered distracted driving and he gets a ticker
User avatar #215 - womd (12/11/2013) [-]
The comment section is getting far too serious these days.. Someone says a joke and everyone goes out their way to make a serious comment to why it wouldnt work etc. It's a joke people, chill
User avatar #172 - jakols (12/11/2013) [+] (11 replies)
As it was pointed out in the Sticked Comment, that ***** illegal...

And here comes a list of my favorite US laws by county: (as they are written)

Arizona: - You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
---------- - Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
---------- - Women may not wear pants.
Alabama: - Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
------------- - Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
------------- - Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
------------- - You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Alaska : - Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
Connecticut : - It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Delaware : - Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
Florida : - It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Hawaii : - All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
Idaho : - A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
Illinois : - The English language is not to be spoken.
Indiana : - Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
Iowa : - A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Kentucky : - A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.
#25 - hydromatic (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - Ken M (12/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)
funny until you crash and you try to explain to your insurance company what happened
funny until you crash and you try to explain to your insurance company what happened
#26 to #7 - skindread (12/11/2013) [-]
Who would crash because they are holding a cookie ?
User avatar #88 - peezle ONLINE (12/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
It's not funny to **** with cops. Do you have any idea the **** they have to deal with?

inb4 cops are pigs hurr durr hurr or cops R ruining america
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