After an internship at Comcast. .. It's not a phase mom! I'm really going to start a race war! After an internship at Comcast It's not a phase mom! I'm really going to start race war!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - dwarfman
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It's not a phase mom! I'm really going to start a race war!
User avatar #30 to #3 - thisisspartah
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YOU KIDS


GET ME SOME MORE LAWN!
User avatar #44 to #3 - esmebuffay
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Race wars for everyone! White Kids You Know - Race War
#5 to #3 - imadeanaccountforu
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#7 to #5 - dwarfman
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Buenas noches mein fuhrer!
#8 to #7 - imadeanaccountforu
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#9 to #8 - dwarfman
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#10 to #9 - imadeanaccountforu
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User avatar #43 to #10 - rockamekishiko
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tu hambres?
*tienes hambre?
*teneis hambre?
*estas hambriento?
#103 to #43 - imadeanaccountforu
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never said i was good.
never said i was good.
User avatar #64 to #7 - wunderlichh
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Which episode? goathumper save me!
#83 to #64 - goathumper
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Season 6 eepisode 16 "Bart vs Australia"

How do you know me?
#84 to #83 - wunderlichh
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Thanks mate! Since I am thumbbanned, have a goat.gif in return.   
And yes, I like to ask random people if I want to know something.
Thanks mate! Since I am thumbbanned, have a goat.gif in return.
And yes, I like to ask random people if I want to know something.
#38 - moldybreadcrumb
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Hey guys, look what i just got from my internship at bing!
User avatar #93 to #38 - generaljackass
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How many reward points till you get this?
#57 to #38 - xsap
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i use bing, mostly because i use thair rewards program to buy skin and LoL and feed my addiction
User avatar #58 to #57 - moldybreadcrumb
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I use bing but i'm not signed up for their rewards program. I just like Bing's emblem better. It's prettier to see on the search bar.
User avatar #62 to #58 - envinite
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I use Bing because the interface looks better, especially the landing page.


Bing is good for browsing porn too
#46 - AztecJew
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I've avoided sharing this story for obvious reasons but I'm gonna share now since I'm drinking and browsing tonight.

>start dating pretty blonde girl 1st year of college
>cute, lithe athletic build, very blue eyes
>she's sweet but kinda odd at times
>sometimes says weird **** during sex like "yeah, you're hungry, aren't you?"
>cutting weight for wrestling and mid-coitus so whatever
>one night we're high and she ask me if there's any sexual fantasy I'd really like to fulfill
>"I mean your friend is pretty hot. I've imagined a threesome a few times."
>says in really mischievous voice "I could make that happen if you help me with my fantasy."
>***************.gif
>gets all excited and leads me to her room
>pulls box out from under her bed
>full of all kinds of nazi ****. swastika bands, SS hat, the whole nein yards
>"Play along and I promise I'll get her on board for a threesome. Promise."
>".................k"
>I end up having to pretend to be a starving Jew in a camp begging her, an SS officer, for food.
>she speaks in a german accent the whole time "Hungry Jew boy? How about you eat zis nazi pussy? Please zeh reich!"
>shamelessly play along the whole time

MFW it sinks in later

I have no regrets
User avatar #69 to #46 - yellowpedobear
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I didn't find this disturbing at all until I read your username. If you are Jewish she really is a sick **** imo.
User avatar #78 to #69 - AztecJew
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That was her fetish. Not as sick as some other stuff that's out there but it was definitely one of the more extreme and oddly specific things I've experienced.
User avatar #75 to #46 - edbanger
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Is that why your name is AztecJew?
User avatar #80 to #75 - AztecJew
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yes
#96 to #46 - anon id: 6ad9f113
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finally i can use this.
User avatar #100 to #46 - alucord
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See fellow wrestler,

Shrink from cutting.
User avatar #105 to #100 - AztecJew
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(08/27/2014) [-]
This guy gets it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - alucord
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Damn striaght I do!
#89 to #46 - pineapplechunkss
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User avatar #47 to #46 - anonrandom
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Did you get the threesome?
User avatar #48 to #47 - AztecJew
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Yeah, I had to nag her to hold up her end of the deal for about a week but she came through. Worth it. I have no shame.
#76 to #48 - reptilec
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Regardless of everything else, this man had a 3some.
Regardless of everything else, this man had a 3some.
#68 to #46 - huntergriff
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YFW it sunk in.
#74 to #46 - dehumanizer
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ITT: Things that never happened.
ITT: Things that never happened.
#71 to #46 - ishalltroll
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"the whole nein yards"
"the whole nein yards"
User avatar #4 - friedgreenpomatoes
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Comcast customer here, can confirm 100%.
User avatar #63 to #4 - maybetraffy
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posttwo poser
User avatar #91 to #4 - mayhemlogic
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How can they confirm when they were all sent to the Customer Service Concentration Camp?
#11 - navien
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#15 - benschien
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**benschien rolled image**
**benschien rolled image**
#40 to #15 - zebanktoon
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Comment Picture
User avatar #1 - leadstriker
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i was expecting a star of david
what a twist
#2 to #1 - manza
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Here
#19 - kyretsis
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Am I literally the only person that literally never has problems with comcast and it runs super fast?
User avatar #22 to #19 - viviannjames
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Literally the literriest literally literature literal
User avatar #27 to #19 - TheAdolfHitler
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They're also pretty bad people overall.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAxMyTwmu_M
User avatar #20 to #19 - friedgreenpomatoes
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yes
#73 - dehumanizer
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IntershipatValve.gif
IntershipatValve.gif
#67 - sylaz
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After an internship at The German army..
#70 to #67 - ishalltroll
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