After an internship at Comcast. .. It's not a phase mom! I'm really going to start a race war!
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After an internship at Comcast

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#3 - dwarfman (08/25/2014) [+] (12 replies)
It's not a phase mom! I'm really going to start a race war!
#38 - moldybreadcrumb (08/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Hey guys, look what i just got from my internship at bing!
#46 - AztecJew (08/26/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I've avoided sharing this story for obvious reasons but I'm gonna share now since I'm drinking and browsing tonight.

>start dating pretty blonde girl 1st year of college
>cute, lithe athletic build, very blue eyes
>she's sweet but kinda odd at times
>sometimes says weird **** during sex like "yeah, you're hungry, aren't you?"
>cutting weight for wrestling and mid-coitus so whatever
>one night we're high and she ask me if there's any sexual fantasy I'd really like to fulfill
>"I mean your friend is pretty hot. I've imagined a threesome a few times."
>says in really mischievous voice "I could make that happen if you help me with my fantasy."
> *************** .gif
>gets all excited and leads me to her room
>pulls box out from under her bed
>full of all kinds of nazi **** . swastika bands, SS hat, the whole nein yards
>"Play along and I promise I'll get her on board for a threesome. Promise."
>I end up having to pretend to be a starving Jew in a camp begging her, an SS officer, for food.
>she speaks in a german accent the whole time "Hungry Jew boy? How about you eat zis nazi pussy? Please zeh reich!"
>shamelessly play along the whole time

MFW it sinks in later

I have no regrets
User avatar #4 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (08/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Comcast customer here, can confirm 100%.
#15 - benschien (08/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**benschien rolled image**
**benschien rolled image**
User avatar #1 - leadstriker (08/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i was expecting a star of david
what a twist
#19 - kyretsis (08/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Am I literally the only person that literally never has problems with comcast and it runs super fast?
#73 - dehumanizer (08/26/2014) [-]
#67 - sylaz ONLINE (08/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
After an internship at The German army..
User avatar #42 - meganinja ONLINE (08/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>comparing Comcast to Nazis

You're doing us all a disservice.
User avatar #55 to #42 - LazierThanThou (08/26/2014) [-]
You're right. I bet the Nazis have much better customer service.
#56 - vicecomx (08/26/2014) [-]
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#92 - mexicanbean (08/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**mexicanbean rolled image**

Internship at google
#33 - uchihalover (08/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
r u stupid thats nazi stuff! not comcast. you dont need mighty eyes like sasuke sama to see that
#35 to #33 - meinfuhertroll (08/26/2014) [-]
mango go pls
#14 - pointblankhits (08/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#72 - blamie ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
After an internship with Tula Armory.
#28 - toguro (08/26/2014) [-]
They have a raffle as well, the winning ticket gets a candlelit dinner with the Fuhrer himself.

You'll also be having cock, whether you order it or not.
User avatar #17 - admiralwanton ONLINE (08/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i have an old war trophy from my grandpa its the spade with the swastika anyone know anything about it.
User avatar #85 - thedutchs (08/26/2014) [-]
We're all nazis when it comes to appreciating Nazi symbolism
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