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#11 - egibrako (08/21/2015) [-]
>read post
>decide to put baseball glove in trunk as well
>lawyer instantly calls me and thanks me
#101 to #11 - assassindash (08/22/2015) [-]
If you are a lawyer, does that mean you call yourself? Do you hear someone with your voice tell you thank you?
If you are a lawyer, does that mean you call yourself? Do you hear someone with your voice tell you thank you?

User avatar #102 to #101 - egibrako (08/22/2015) [-]
but then who was phone
#116 to #101 - clechyl (08/22/2015) [-]
Don't you have an essay to write?
#124 to #101 - anon (08/22/2015) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #117 to #101 - pyjamadog (08/22/2015) [-]
Your skeltal form will thank you
#81 to #11 - HARTATTACK (08/22/2015) [-]
And he ******* charged me for the call.
#96 to #81 - cokeymcsmokey (08/22/2015) [-]
what movie is that gif from?
#97 to #96 - anon (08/22/2015) [-]
Silver Linings Playbook
User avatar #34 to #11 - theoretical (08/21/2015) [-]
You mean that happened to you too?
#82 to #34 - captainrattrap (08/22/2015) [-]
Thanks buddy
User avatar #85 to #82 - hoodini (08/22/2015) [-]
Does anybody know when season two comes out?
User avatar #87 to #85 - yaybacon (08/22/2015) [-]
When Will Better Call Saul Season 2 Premiere?
Unfortunately, AMC probably won’t be giving Better Call Saul’s follow-up season an official debut date for several more months, only saying it’s coming in 2016. Season 1 premiered in February 2015, so we can expect Season 2 to appear around the same time, bypassing the fall for another midseason start date. Source: www.cinemablend.com/television/Better-Call-Saul-Season-2-What-We-Know-So-Far-72366.html
#99 to #82 - captainbalu (08/22/2015) [-]
Is this kevin costner?
User avatar #46 - perform (08/22/2015) [-]
While you're at it, make sure you have friends that play baseball.

And while you're at that, make sure you have some hours logged at a baseball place.

And while you're at that, make sure you can play baseball pretty well.

And while you're at it, make sure you don't murder someone.
User avatar #55 to #46 - hazardpay ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
and while you're at it how about getting a baseball also? you know, so play base BALL?
User avatar #64 to #55 - perform (08/22/2015) [-]
nice one
#54 to #46 - bibbity (08/22/2015) [-]
And while you're at it, become a baseball superstar so you can afford a lawyer who can get you off even when you do murder someone.
#58 - roytmustang ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
I actually do this. I have a baseball bat, a glove, and a couple baseball's. Why? Because sometimes I like to spontaneously play baseball.
I actually do this. I have a baseball bat, a glove, and a couple baseball's. Why? Because sometimes I like to spontaneously play baseball.
User avatar #77 to #58 - enslavedyouth (08/22/2015) [-]
The sound of cleaners is in my head now you nob
User avatar #32 - twentyseconds (08/21/2015) [-]
they make things for truckers called "tire checkers" which are various clubs and metal rods you can beat people hit your tires with to check their pressure. They are at most truck stops.
User avatar #37 to #32 - iamnuff (08/21/2015) [-]
why not just a tire iron?
User avatar #44 to #37 - duthar (08/22/2015) [-]
My grandfather was a trucker and started keeping a tire iron in his truck after being held up twice. Needless to say, he stopped getting held up after that.
#74 to #32 - greyshirt (08/22/2015) [-]
I actually looked into one of these on amazon a few days ago. Apparently, it's not that easy to carry stuff like this around and say it's for something else. At least in texas.
User avatar #119 to #74 - PebbleBinder (08/22/2015) [-]
its illegal to carry a stick but legal to carry a boomstick, the states are cray cray
User avatar #31 - enemyoftrn (08/21/2015) [-]
I keep an automatic hunting rifle in my trunk and a live reindeer on my car's roof. I have to feed it every day though. It like to go for a drive once a week.
User avatar #2 - lean (08/21/2015) [-]
I keep a ruger SR40 in the glove box and usually have a 4" hunting style knife on my belt. Don't think a bat and glove will come in to play..
User avatar #6 to #2 - demonspawnedangel (08/21/2015) [-]
i hope you have a concealed handgun license
User avatar #7 to #6 - lean (08/21/2015) [-]
I do, but I don't need one to keep a pistol locked in the glove box, it just needs to be unloaded. It isn't.
#8 to #7 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
why isn't it on your hip?
User avatar #10 to #8 - lean (08/21/2015) [-]
Rarely carry on me. I live/ work in a small town, know just about everyone. If I travel I will carry it, but most of the time I don't feel the need.
User avatar #14 to #10 - testaburger (08/21/2015) [-]
So why do you even have it?
Keeping it in a locked portion of your car isn't gonna do you much good if you actually need it.
User avatar #16 to #14 - lean (08/21/2015) [-]
Because I can. If I go somewhere out of town I usually carry anywhere it isn't prohibited (and a couple places where it is). It's in the car so when I leave home it's always with me. I live in a town of less that 500 people. I don't even lock my front door at night. My keys hang in the garage next to my truck. I just don't have any urge to walk strapped everywhere, its not like I have something to prove. Millions of people in worse cities than where I live go unmolested in their day to day lives. Plus, I do usually have a knife. It's amazing how often it is handy to have a knife on you, I got in to that habit of carrying one just about all the time.
User avatar #42 to #16 - infernis (08/22/2015) [-]
>Millions of people in worse cities than where I live go unmolested in their day to day lives.

You can say that again.
It's just so ******* bizarre from a Eurofag perspective, there are people bragging about how well-armed they are and what they keep in their car ITT.
#111 to #16 - Kairyuka (08/22/2015) [-]
Dude you have to have it on you at all times! Be afraid of everyone everywhere you go! It's only a matter of time before you're ambushed by a giant hairy muslim or something
#35 to #16 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
How do you keep ur strap on deck when ur sipping so much dirty sprite lean bruh
#52 to #7 - anon (08/22/2015) [-]
Sadly we can't do that here in Cali. Current law reads that gun must be in a locked case, and magazines must not be within easy reach from the case the gun is locked in (i.e. one in the cab, one in the trunk.)
User avatar #128 to #6 - wootsauce (08/22/2015) [-]
Ha. Don't need one to do that here in CO.
#24 to #2 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
12" Custom Fairbairne Sykes with a Desert Ironwood handle, and HEMA Training. Get on my level scrub.
User avatar #27 to #24 - lean (08/21/2015) [-]
Just in case of grizzly bears? Lol. nice knife, do you have the traditional combat blade or toothpick style?
#75 to #2 - anon (08/22/2015) [-]
Maybe you should also get some good thick gloves and glasses for your edge.
User avatar #80 to #2 - plasterboy (08/22/2015) [-]
W0W!!!! Look out everyone!!!! We got an Internet bad ass over here!!!
"I keep a 14 inch dildo on my belt and I got a golden butt plug in my glove box "
#70 to #2 - anon (08/22/2015) [-]
Edgy bro!
#109 to #2 - ghostofnignaz (08/22/2015) [-]
Ruger mini 14 is my favorite sort :p
#47 to #2 - lotlizard (08/22/2015) [-]
Ruger LC9S reporting in
#53 to #47 - kyleharkness (08/22/2015) [-]
Are you female? Or just small hands?
Im 6'5 and large hands, shooting one is uncomfortable as hell asbi cant grip it properly.
User avatar #132 to #53 - lotlizard (08/22/2015) [-]
I just have really small hands, so full sized handguns are a bit big for me to comfortably wrap my hands around. Followup shots from something like my Ruger P95 or a Glock 17 take too long compared to my LC9 that I can just hammer away with. Don't get me wrong though, I love my larger framed guns. For self defense, I just feel a little better with a compact.
#133 to #132 - kyleharkness (08/22/2015) [-]
Whatever you can comfortably use and carry is best,so go with the lc9s if thats the case.
#61 to #53 - twentyten (08/22/2015) [-]
Maybe for concealed carry?
#63 to #61 - kyleharkness (08/22/2015) [-]
Could be, id go with a springfield xDs personally. The lc series is too small for me. It makes a good backup gun but i want a primary gun to be something comfortable.
#65 to #63 - twentyten (08/22/2015) [-]
I have small hands so almost any conceal carry size handgun is good for me. Personally, I think it's best carry what you're a good shot with, unless concealing is a priority.
#66 to #65 - kyleharkness (08/22/2015) [-]
I agree, i was just stating my personal fisdain for the weapon.
Also i hate the sights.
#67 to #66 - twentyten (08/22/2015) [-]
What's wrong with the sights?
#68 to #67 - kyleharkness (08/22/2015) [-]
I just cant personally aim well with them.
Which is odd, as almost any handgun i can atleast shoot adequately. But thats probably in part an issue with the snappiness making it hard to hold on target after shooting,and the size making it hard to grip properly.
#69 to #68 - twentyten (08/22/2015) [-]
Probably because of how light it is, the recoil/kickback is high.
#71 to #69 - kyleharkness (08/22/2015) [-]
The weight mixed with me not being able to hold it well is exactly why.
User avatar #72 to #2 - bobtombobbob (08/22/2015) [-]
Better get a catcher's mitt and a base ball helmit for that
User avatar #88 to #2 - AztecJew (08/22/2015) [-]
cool, I live in America too.
#48 - mechanicexplain (08/22/2015) [-]
Nah, son. Tire reamers are where it's at.
#89 - leonhardt (08/22/2015) [-]
So I have like 6 replica swords in my car.
What's your advice for that? Keep a couple of dead Huns in my trunk?

Because for a couple years in high school my mom was like "Know what my son wants for his next 3 birthdays and christmases? SWORDS."

One was cool.

The other 5 and the mace were less cool, with the coolness decreasing with each new one I received.
I think she thinks they're like toys, or that I have unlimited wall space to dedicate to decorative replica swords.

So when I moved out I just put them in my car and now they're just there.

pic related
mfw 5 years later she gets me another goddamned sword for my birthday
what the **** mom
The Skeleton War isn't happening that soon.
#131 to #89 - insominus (08/22/2015) [-]
I demand pics

Or Just names/types of the swords, I'm really into that ****
User avatar #135 to #89 - advice (08/23/2015) [-]
it's for when you inevitably get lost in China town and must peddle swords for favors
User avatar #90 to #89 - xgeneration (08/22/2015) [-]
That's pretty neat though.
User avatar #91 to #90 - leonhardt (08/22/2015) [-]
My mother literally thinks I'm a traveling adventurer that needs a new weapon every 6 months so I can keep slaying monsters and **** .

Bitch I sell cars I don't need another goddamn sword
User avatar #92 to #91 - xgeneration (08/22/2015) [-]
Embark on a journey with all your magical swords, hunt for cars
User avatar #94 to #92 - leonhardt (08/22/2015) [-]
**** yeah than I can carve them up and make Car Armor

Carmor
#107 to #89 - anon (08/22/2015) [-]
Get a girlfriend?
User avatar #120 to #89 - PebbleBinder (08/22/2015) [-]
if you dont want them you can send them too me ;)
User avatar #104 to #89 - nibblebrsingr (08/22/2015) [-]
Start doing HEMA?
User avatar #106 to #89 - ashampoo (08/22/2015) [-]
>rename yourself to lionheart
>become king of england
>go on crusade
>find holy grale
>???????
>profit
#1 - xskullgirlsx (08/21/2015) [-]
The only hard part will be the blood stains
User avatar #50 to #1 - fitemeirlbro (08/22/2015) [-]
Paint it red
#110 - imayan (08/22/2015) [-]
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The weapon I keep in my car
#12 - realitytangent (08/21/2015) [-]
A large adjustable metal wrench is better. It can help you change a tire and makes goof for defence. Looks better in court too.
#62 - Zaxplab (08/22/2015) [-]
>mfw it's legal in Texas to have a loaded rifle within arm's reach inside your car.
#100 to #62 - iceteaiceteaicetea (08/22/2015) [-]
>mfw in Finland you can't even carry a knife with you in public places unless you need it for work
User avatar #113 to #62 - Sewallman [OP](08/22/2015) [-]
In Minnesota, we can have out guns in our hands if we're not threatening anyone with them.
User avatar #114 to #113 - Sewallman [OP](08/22/2015) [-]
Only as long as if we have a carry permit as well, I guess. We're an open carry state.
#73 to #62 - kannonball (08/22/2015) [-]
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**kannonball rolled image** mfw it's about legal in a lot of states to own a shotgun within arms length in their car...hell, you could have it on the dashboard. YOU COULD RIDE IT TOO TIGHT ON THE CROTCH!
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**kannonball rolled image** Lol
#5 - lolfacejimmy ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
18-24 inch breaker bar with a lugnut socket works also
#49 - toohightopickname (08/22/2015) [-]
in England we carry a cricket bat and wickets, our solicitors laugh at us.
#9 - vorarephilia (08/21/2015) [-]
"what team do you play on?"
User avatar #20 to #9 - bossmanholms (08/21/2015) [-]
"I play pick up with my buddies"
User avatar #17 to #9 - heartlessrobot (08/21/2015) [-]
"Oh, it's just for playing ball with the guys"
User avatar #51 to #17 - welliguessitsaname (08/22/2015) [-]
"Is that so? And who are they? Could they attest to this?"
User avatar #84 to #51 - tauntaun (08/22/2015) [-]
then play with your friends like once or twice
User avatar #93 - loopymoomoo (08/22/2015) [-]
i dont know about you but i just keep extra timbits in my car in case i see another hungry canadian
#126 - froterons (08/22/2015) [-]
Alrighty, I'll keep that baseball glove in the trunk. Riiiiiiight next to the shotgun.
#57 - anon (08/22/2015) [-]
10 pound sledgehammer for "construction"
User avatar #30 - LtMcG (08/21/2015) [-]
So if I keep a gun, I should also keep targets right?
#43 - tyroneisanigger (08/22/2015) [-]
I keep a couple knifes in my car, and I would absolutely never use them in a hand-to-hand combat fight because I'm willing to take a couple punches in a fight if I had to. I frequently use knifes to open difficult packages, cut duct tape that I keep in my glove box if I need to fix something
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