Advice to hiring managers. straght outta 9gag, deal with it.. Hia l uni N! TO HIRE; J _ Crew S everet a. u. Take all the resumes and throw them away, you don't want losers who can't even get a job
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Advice to hiring managers

straght outta 9gag, deal with it.

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#7 - cthumoo (01/10/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Take all the resumes and throw them away, you don't want losers who can't even get a job
Take all the resumes and throw them away, you don't want losers who can't even get a job
#16 - mrmariomike ONLINE (01/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What if you're the one that's unlucky, and you throw away all the really good resumes?
What if you're the one that's unlucky, and you throw away all the really good resumes?
#47 - synthesised (01/10/2014) [-]
Then pick one random resume out of the trash. You want to hire a really lucky person
Then pick one random resume out of the trash. You want to hire a really lucky person
#2 - include (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #3 - cousin (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is actually what most business do. At least in the non-specialised industry. They just pick a few at random and pick the best one.
#17 - moldybreadcrumb (01/10/2014) [-]
Go to their houses and stab them in their sleep, you wouldn't want to hire someone who's dead.
Go to their houses and stab them in their sleep, you wouldn't want to hire someone who's dead.
#18 - crowsnest (01/10/2014) [+] (11 replies)
C'mon dude don't remind me. I have to start applying to companies next semester. I came here to get away from all of that real life bull-honkey.
C'mon dude don't remind me. I have to start applying to companies next semester. I came here to get away from all of that real life bull-honkey.
#1 - teranin ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Good plan
#46 - stonyodie (01/10/2014) [+] (14 replies)
that's.....pretty cool advice.
#50 to #49 - snakefire (01/10/2014) [-]
So did the holocaust.   
Doesn't mean it was a good idea.
So did the holocaust.
Doesn't mean it was a good idea.
#36 - theseamonster (01/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Is anyone going to question why the duck is red?
User avatar #37 to #36 - gadgetzan (01/10/2014) [-]
It's bad advice mallard. It gives poor advice.
#10 - doctorprofessornv (01/10/2014) [-]
Apparently this is actually standard practice for publishing editors. So remember, your manuscript may not be shit, it might just have been in the first half of the pile.   
   
-editors fw
Apparently this is actually standard practice for publishing editors. So remember, your manuscript may not be shit, it might just have been in the first half of the pile.

-editors fw
User avatar #5 - leglesslegolegolas (01/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My boss came to me for my resume.
#70 - harbingerwolf (01/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
But what if you accidentally throw all the papers out, and to find the right one you're up all night to get lucky .
But what if you accidentally throw all the papers out, and to find the right one you're up all night to get lucky .
User avatar #41 - thegamerslife (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm just getting sick of online application processes... :/
User avatar #75 - drhoffable (01/10/2014) [-]
as an employer, i can agree, but i make it more interesting, i put them in random places all over a side walk and which ever remaining papers don't have a homeless guy sleeping on it, i hire that person.
User avatar #69 - konradkurze (01/10/2014) [-]
Hiring a New Employee

The Schnizel way: pick the one who has the biggest boobs

The Mudkipfucker way: pick the one with the longest weiner

The Admin way: pick the one most willing to be your monica lewinksy under your desk
#59 - razoredgey (01/10/2014) [-]
Took me a sec...I am tired.
Took me a sec...I am tired.
User avatar #44 - fourtwentt ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
How to get hired at hotels:

Be Indian, preferably a Patel
User avatar #4 - kovuuu (01/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
how my boss hires people photo copy the resumes turn the photo copy's in to balls and throws them into a box what ever ones land in the box he calls them for a interview and who ever is the hot's person is he hires
#11 to #8 - Tormound (01/10/2014) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #45 - TheFunnyJunkie (01/10/2014) [-]
Using this logic all you would have to do is pick one resume, because he'd/she'd be the luckiest out of all of them.
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