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#135726 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
>spent an hour or two with the qt
>compliment her, make her laugh, pay for her food and minor stuff
>help her on an asingment
>when it comes time to go, some asswhole who's uglier than me asks if she wants to go on a walk
>its been like 3 hours and she's still with him

WTF you guys, i did ask her out but shieet wtf, am i friendzoned? Is it time to an-hero? Should get my money back through rape?
User avatar #135926 to #135726 - tikitaco (05/29/2014) [-]
How about this, do none of the above. Doing homework for a girl and paying for her food doesn't make it a date, it makes you that guy who's super shy and makes you look like this girl's bitch. If she doesn't get it, give her instructions on what to do (but not for each question so that it isn't you saying the answer and she's just writing it down) man the hell up, and ask her out already.
User avatar #135914 to #135726 - ilikethisusername (05/29/2014) [-]
Tough luck man....seriously I may sound like an asshole when I say that. But I mean it.

There are things in the world that we aren't supposed to have. We were never meant to have it. For example, that girl you really wanted to ask out and now she's with that ugly dude. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's forever yours. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be.

The only advice I can give is that let it happen. Let her choose her own path and no don't rape her obviously, it sounds stupid even as a joke man. I can literally feel that pain inside your chest and your stomach feeling like it's burning from the inside because I felt the same way once.

So you do this, you let her go. Just let it happen and stay friends with her. Stay close to her, if you really like her you should at least give her some care. When she does finally realize your crush on her, then she might come to you. But if it takes too long, then she's not interested. I'm sorry to hear about what happened man, but to be honest, something are not meant to be.
User avatar #135895 to #135726 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Listen, I've read all your other comments. And you're painful man.

Just ask her out. Plain and simple. It's not as complicated as you think. Take things one step at a time.

It's better that you ask and know how things are, then to regret being a bitch and pussying out of it. Gotta get out of your damn comfort zone. Also stop with the whole tfw shit, it makes you seem bitchy and if you're anything like that around that girl then you will get nowhere with her. Girls don't like that shit, rather have a dude who knows what is going on and is willing to push for what they want, which is exactly why the "uglier dude" is kicking your ass in the women department. He has balls, you need to put on your big boy pants and get shit done if you want this girl.

Not trying to be mean, I'm just being straight with you.
User avatar #135912 to #135895 - ilikethisusername (05/29/2014) [-]
He did say that he asked her out. I guess that didn't work?
User avatar #135913 to #135912 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
She seems to have brushed it off, so ask her again, get an answer.

If she deliberately brushed it off then she is probably not interested.
#135808 to #135726 - fistfireace (05/28/2014) [-]
I read the whole thread; you seriously need a slap in the face.
#135810 to #135808 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
so i get a qt 3.,14 gf now, right?
User avatar #135811 to #135810 - fistfireace (05/28/2014) [-]
Until you take the advice from the others, no, no you don't.
#135812 to #135811 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
well i plan to actualy talk about muh feels with her tommorow
User avatar #135813 to #135812 - fistfireace (05/28/2014) [-]
That's good, if you actually do it, and good luck.
#135733 to #135726 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
Told ya to tell her about your feelings.
#135802 to #135733 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
holy shit just saw her, she was just back from spending 6 hours with that guy, i asked if he was her boyfriend and she laughed and said no, but holy shit they spent 6 hours together, looks like she likes him more, you are right doing an roger elliot would be stupid

>tfw she was in the middle of the process of dressing
>tfw i litteraly flroze because she was wearing shorts and a tank top
>tfw i know i overexagurate my feels and she's not that great when im with her but when im alone for too long or see her with other men i get crazy

like litteraly, need advice on that last part
#135803 to #135802 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
Sorry, this may be cause of my lack of english skills but i don't really understand your last point. What exactly is it what you need advice on?
#135804 to #135803 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
how do i deal with jaelousy? I dont really have such strong feelings but I get really angry and after that depressed when i see her with other men, she's not my gf or anything and im pissed off she spent like 6 hours out with him today
#135805 to #135804 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
I have the same problem man. I don't know how to turn it off but i know a way to deal with it. You can channel your anger on something usefull like working out. It really makes a great motivation and you feel a lot better. I used to punch walls and that helped as well but it also hurts like hell so i wouldn't recomment that.
#135806 to #135805 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
yeah been planing on starting liftin (even tho thers no gym in my town, will have to improvise) but stabbing shit usualy works great too

I also realise im not as nervous and scared when around her as i might come off here, probably because my brain over rates her.

Do you think i should tell her about the jaelousy thing?
#135807 to #135806 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
Not sure about that. It might come off as creepy but if you somehow include it into your "i like you" - speech it might work. I really have no idea man.
#135809 to #135807 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
well i cant talk with people in real life because they know her and its just gonna be awkward

Should i also get her a chocolate or flower as a sign of gratitude for her helping me with the work? Was sure i was gonna do it yesterday but after the date she went on wtih him today i consider beeing cold for the evening.
#135814 to #135809 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
I don't think you need to give her stuff like that. And the akwardness is only temporary. I thought it would be akward as hell to talk about this stuff with people that know her as well but it's actually very helping. Some guy asked me if i liked her (cause well it was fucking obvious) and i tried to akwardly dodge the question etc. but after the initial few akward minutes it turned out to be a great help.
#135735 to #135733 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
I dont know man, we havent really spent that much time together but I think its obvious and she knows I like her.

>tfw watching her blush after i used a cheesy compliment after paying for her food
>You know <name> i have a bit of a vice.
>What?What's that?
>I like buying things for girls.
>???
>But lately i've been trying to cut it down. Now i only buy things just for pritty girls.

I learned it from that Miami Vice episode with Phill Collins.

Do i just have to ask her if she likes me or something? Tommorow will probably be the last day i see her before exams.
User avatar #135737 to #135735 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
just fucking ask her out you beta jesus fuck
#135739 to #135737 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
think she already did go on a date with that 4eyed prick, could try to ask her out tommorow tho
User avatar #135741 to #135739 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
You do realize girls are sometimes legit oblivious as fuck?
Just fucking do it its not like you got shit to lose.
#135742 to #135741 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
i might lose a chance with her in the future, also its gonna be a bit hit on my dignuty
User avatar #135743 to #135742 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
implying you have a chance in the future if shes dating the other guy or anyone that actually does ask her out, also who cares if she says no
go for a different girl then
#135744 to #135743 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
Hmm i should ask her about him? Even if she says yes we wont see eachother over the summer so she might just abandom me then too.

> mfw "just get another girl"

User avatar #135745 to #135744 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
i said go for a different one , not get a different one lol
also going on holiday in summer anywhere?
Theres always tons of hot girls at holiday places.
#135747 to #135745 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
but im too cold most of the time and only get intrested in girls that show some sort of kindness to me first

nah im way too poor, will probably have to do my low paying yet backbreaking job just to earn my bread
User avatar #135748 to #135747 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
try to not be cold and be friendly to everyone at first?
#135750 to #135748 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
but im too diffrent and everyone is always trying to stab you in the back anyways
User avatar #135751 to #135750 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
That's a pretty bad mentality to get anyone to like you lol
#135753 to #135751 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
look i had a tough life ok? Im kind and friendly to her and i think all the fear and bitterness will fade away as soon as I bust a nut into a ham sandwitch I love
User avatar #135754 to #135753 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
Just because you had a tough life doesn't mean people are going to automatically like you if you act cold.
#135756 to #135754 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
I built a wall around myself so i can know that those people that broke it are worth it.
User avatar #135757 to #135756 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
Alright have fun staying
>tfw no gf
#135758 to #135757 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
But im still trying to get to this girl and idk if its gonna work or not.
User avatar #135784 to #135758 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
>shopping
I think she sees you as a gay bff before someone to date lol
Lunch could be but does not sound like it at all from what you said.
#135788 to #135784 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
idk man thats why im so scared
#135782 to #135779 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
B-but s-she took me shopping with her twice and had launches together, t-that counts, r-right?
User avatar #135771 to #135758 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
You realize that you don't have to know someone that well to go on a date?
You get to know eachother on the fucking date.
#135777 to #135771 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
So does that mean we've been on a few dates already?
User avatar #135764 to #135758 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
why didnt you ask her out like 2 weeks ago then?
#135770 to #135764 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
Because we never really got to know eachother, before that i was some random character in the background of her life.
User avatar #135759 to #135758 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
Not if you act like a whiny bitch and don't even ask her out, also why didn't you fucking ask her earlier
#135762 to #135759 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
because i was too messed up over a failed oneitis from last year, didnt even really "notice" this girl till a few weeks ago
#135736 to #135735 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
Just fucking tell her. Not gonna exagerrate this again. Just do it.
#135740 to #135736 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
...and then? Really I've got no clue what happens after that, infact i think i'm even more scared of her liking me back think i've seen too many films
#135746 to #135740 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
You're only going to find out if you tell her. Sometimes you just have to jump in cold water. Stop being such a damn coward all the time.
#135749 to #135746 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
Im worried the rejection will cause me to get even more depressed, throw away my concience and get back to drinking, fuck i've even thought about doing opium.

If she says yes do i get to kiss her or something, fuck that seems so scary!
#135752 to #135749 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
You're one whiny cunt. Seriously can you just stop? All you ever do is crying like a little bitch. This girl might like you, stop being a faggot and have a good time with her.
#135755 to #135752 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
But does she like me enough? Or am I just in the friendzone?

just went over to her room, and she's still not there
#135761 to #135755 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
We had this conversation like 3 times already. Fuck you. Do you have some kind of ADHS? Jesus you're such a damn coward it's making me angry. Fuck the "if"s and "but"s JUST FUCKING DO IT
#135765 to #135761 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
Thats easy for you to say, somewhere out there behind your monitor. Here its my heart on the line.
#135781 to #135765 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
Dude i have been in your situation many times, i am speaking from experience. I got rejected every. single. time. And you know what? I still feel fucking awesome about it. Cause the first time I was in your situation (which is somehow really really close to your situation almost like a complete copy), I did absolutely nothing about it. Just like you i said to myself that soon i would do it, soon is the right time etc. , but in the end I didn't. She got into a relationship with a friend of mine and trust me you don't want to know that feel. It's fucking disgusting, i have never felt so helpless and hurt in my entire life and the worst part about this was that the only one i had to blame was myself. I tried to put it on my friend but i soon realized that it was all my fault. The more I thought about it the more i realized how badly i fucked up. I had serveral perfect situations, i could've gotten her, but the thing is, and this is by far the worst part, i will never know. I can't go back in time, i can't undo this mistake i will always have to life with it. No one can tell me what could've been, absolutely no one and nothing will ever show me what person i would be today if i did tell her.

This is without doubt the single biggest mistake of my life so far and literally the only thing I deeply regret. Afterward i fucked up a lot of times again, but i can live with that cause hell i tried. I know where i stand. Don't tell me i don't know what i am talking about you fucking bitch. Do it or end up as miserable as I did.
#135787 to #135781 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
>implying i wasnt just as miserable as you or even worse
>implying it wasnt inlove and trying to get a taken girl
>implying i wasnt bold as fuck
>implying i didnt get rejected and sent to hell
>implying i want to go through all of this again
>implying i cant pull the plug on my feels now while i still can,by simply not telling her
>implying she likes me more than him, that guy she told me she liked last week or some other flag

yeah man, i have my reasons
#135791 to #135787 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
Why the fuck are you even here then? Just fuck off the advice board you're just wasting everyones time with your crying. You're pathetic as fuck and while i still wish you good luck, i don't believe you will get her, simply because you're such a damn coward. I get it you're "so damn hurt" and "normalfags will never understand" cause "you're so special"

You don't want advice you just want attention. Fuck off.
#135793 to #135791 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
Ok fine, i think i'll see her tommorow and get a chance to spend some time with her doing oribiter related activities, i'll ask her if she wants to go for a walk, if she says yes i'll ask about that other guy then depending on the awnser I'll confess muh affections.

"Anonnete I just want to say I really like your company and appriciate the short time we've spent together. Thank you for helping me all those times with uni and since we wont get to see eachother again I want to ask if you like me back."

How does that start, i wont do it if she tells me she likes some other guy because theres no real point.
#135795 to #135793 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
I can't tell you how to tell it since i don't know either one of you. But it would be a good start and in hindsight it doesn't really matter how you tell her, just the fact that you do is important. You would make the right thing man.
#135796 to #135795 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
I dont guarante 100% i'll do it becuase i might cower out or simply not see it but...Ok expect to read a report about it tommorow or friday. If No report than I probably an-heroed.
#135798 to #135796 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
Do you seriously consider suicide about this?
#135799 to #135798 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
No not really but im afraid I'll go Elliot Rodger mode some day.

before she gave me attention, ala last week or something, i considered suicide more realisticly then beeing in a happy relationship
#135800 to #135799 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
Cause killing completely innocent people would surely solve your inability to get a gf.
#135801 to #135800 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes i know, i have mental issues, this is why i wanted to spend the summer relaxing and improving myself because I KNOW i can be better than this, 4 HER.
#135797 to #135796 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
see her *
User avatar #135767 to #135765 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
What are you getting out of not asking her out? You do realize that if you don't and she gets with the other guy he's goin to pound that pussy
#135773 to #135767 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
A friend and a potational gf, someone to help me with muh uni You need to login to view this link sanity.

Nah he's also not gonna see her much, if anything it will be some random guy from her town or some guy from the town she will go work during the summer.
User avatar #135775 to #135773 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
So its still not you banging her, jesus you are an aspie
#135776 to #135775 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
I already said tommorow will be probably the last day i'll see her in a long time, i wont get to fuck her anyways. Dont wanna sabotage my chances for after september.
User avatar #135778 to #135776 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
I highly doubt you have any chance at all since you are going to pussy out anyway or someone else will already be with her by the time you decide to actually man the fuck up
#135780 to #135778 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
nah i plan to use the summer time to fix myself, physicly and emotionaly enuogh to where i will be confident to go after her, the reason im afraid is because im unprepared and theres no time and no way i can prevent the seccond thing you said from happening
User avatar #135783 to #135780 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
You don't have to prepare so much, stop overthinking it.
>she says yes, nice you get a date
>she says no, too bad try a different girl
#135789 to #135783 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
but if she says yes i'll develop feels, then not see her during the summer and get hurt
User avatar #135760 to #135755 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
Friendzone doesn't exist lol
this explains
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI
#135763 to #135760 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
>this is what normies actualy belive
User avatar #135766 to #135763 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
Maybe you should try being a normie for once and actually get a gf :^)
User avatar #135768 to #135766 - normie (05/28/2014) [-]
But I don't have a gf D:
User avatar #135769 to #135768 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
FUCK YOU NORMIE
#135786 to #135772 - minutes (05/28/2014) [-]
Let me explain
>dehumanizer is a little coward
>has feelings for girl
>she may like him back
>he comes here every 3-4 days to "seek for advice"
>is actually only complaining since he never takes the advice
>will probably end up not getting together with her cause he is such a bitch
>will come here to complain more about it afterwards
>we're telling him to not be a bitch cause it's making us angry

That's about it.
User avatar #135729 to #135726 - jacoban ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
wtf is wrong with you? rape?
just be patient. Friendzoned or not, you will know in due time.
sorry for sounding like a douche, but dood, don raep.
#135730 to #135729 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
lol maybe idk

i try to look good, show affection, be nice, be flirty, be funny

AND STILL I feel im gettting used, why are women such heartless creatures, why doesent she show affection?
User avatar #135822 to #135730 - jacoban ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
thats all fine, just don't do anything drastic. and imo you should wait at least a day before talking to her again
#135824 to #135822 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
but tommorow is probably gonna be the last day i will see her, i plan to talk to her

read the other replies
User avatar #135825 to #135824 - jacoban ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
ah, i see. Well, good luck nonetheless
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