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User avatar #67 - (12/06/2013) [-]
i hate tattoos
#64 - royoten (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 - Karlmarxx (12/05/2013) [-]
I would probably get angry at the fact that it's fake and just rip it up.
User avatar #61 - tittietwister (12/05/2013) [-]
and then they plant one person in the mass of them who picks up an actual 100$ bill... dance monkeys dance
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User avatar #60 to #58 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (12/05/2013) [-]
Who let Jayden Smith on here?
#51 - mysticprophecy (12/05/2013) [-]
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#50 - articulate (12/05/2013) [-]
I hate 						*******					 advertisers. Some dude put a flier for a pizza place under the wipers of every car at my school...
I hate ******* advertisers. Some dude put a flier for a pizza place under the wipers of every car at my school...
#48 - addmind (12/05/2013) [-]
this would cost them so much, just for that?
#52 to #48 - articulate (12/05/2013) [-]
It's not a real bill.
User avatar #59 to #52 - Durp (12/05/2013) [-]
It's so colorful. I want it,
#57 to #52 - addmind (12/05/2013) [-]
so they only did it once?
User avatar #45 - dgarcia (12/05/2013) [-]
>work at local retail store
>some tax service ask if they can put fliers on our counter
>sure, why not
>takes out a stack
>maybe $2000
>leaves it on the counter
>WTF, grab one its fake.
>lightbulb.zip
>leave one on the floor right outside our door.
>watch as pedestrians pick it up excitedly and flip out once they open it.
User avatar #46 to #45 - dgarcia (12/05/2013) [-]
>brawny man approaching
>decide to leave three hundred for this guy
>run back inside like an excited little boy
>guy stops, looks around and just stand right on top of the pamphlets
>acts like he's going to tie his shoe and picks it up.
>huge ass grin on his face as he arises
>walks into our store (cellphones)
>asks for the most expensive phone we have
>ring him up, "its going to be $425 sir"
User avatar #47 to #46 - dgarcia (12/05/2013) [-]
>"no problem" and pulls out the three fake hundreds along with the wallet to get the rest
>tell him he cant pay with tax discounts
>open the bill
>LIBERTY TAX GET 15% off blahblah
>other customers are staring
>guy gets redfaced
>goes into complete ragemode
>storms out of our store yelling and cussing
>we all run up to the windows to see his next move
#49 to #47 - dgarcia (12/05/2013) [-]
>roidrage walks over to the tax place
>as soon as he walks in ten, maybe fifteen people run out of there
>see computer being thrown out through the window
>cops arrive
>contain manbeast
>place him in the back of the police car while tax employees are being interviewed
>he can see our building across the street.
>i pull out the remainder fake bills, along with the real $125 he added
>MFW this guy is going to kill me when he gets out of jail
#42 - mihaelz (12/05/2013) [-]
I would've picked up every single one.

Just to be safe
#37 - memescomefromb (12/05/2013) [-]
I would be so pissed.   
>Go to tattoo parlor    
>get expensive, very detailed tattoo   
>tell him I'm in a hurry, hand him a bundle of folded up $100 bills   
>"keep the change"   
>run off as fast as I can   
>Have an intense laugh as I imagine the look on his face when he unfolds them, only to find that they're his very own business cards   
   
HOW'S IT FEEL FERNANDO VALDEZ?!
I would be so pissed.
>Go to tattoo parlor
>get expensive, very detailed tattoo
>tell him I'm in a hurry, hand him a bundle of folded up $100 bills
>"keep the change"
>run off as fast as I can
>Have an intense laugh as I imagine the look on his face when he unfolds them, only to find that they're his very own business cards

HOW'S IT FEEL FERNANDO VALDEZ?!
User avatar #39 to #37 - schmitty (12/05/2013) [-]
Unless you're planning on sitting there for 10 hours for an incredibly detailed tattoo that you're talking about, you would have to go back for multiple sessions.
User avatar #41 to #39 - YoshiBond (12/05/2013) [-]
Not necessarily, mine took an hour and a half, and that was $145. $55 tip.
User avatar #65 to #41 - schmitty (12/06/2013) [-]
Well it depends on the size of the tattoo, some are bigger than others. I have a couple friends who have sleeves and they have, in total, like 8 or 9 hours in the chair each. He was talking about a "very detailed tattoo" I was just assuming he wanted something super elaborate that would take a while.
#35 - waffies (12/05/2013) [-]
Found these ********* all over a football field at a local school once.

"Dissapointed?
Jesus wont let you down.
Make Jesus Christ Lord of your life!"

And so on
User avatar #43 to #35 - zomaru (12/05/2013) [-]
I got a 20$ one in my wipers one night. **** You local church.

And this is why I learned to hate organised religion.
User avatar #55 to #43 - elbrysobrony (12/05/2013) [-]
Nah, tch tch tch.

What you should've done was go to a Sunday mass. When they pass around the donation basket, just drop the fake 20.
User avatar #56 to #55 - zomaru (12/05/2013) [-]
That would mean I would have to walk into a church, last time I walked in there they sprinkled me with holy water because of reasons.
#33 - halcynth (12/05/2013) [-]
I guess I'm the only one who would at the very least consider turning money I found on the ground in.
User avatar #32 - hentaisweetie (12/05/2013) [-]
I'd be pissed.
#28 - luthervonappledorf (12/05/2013) [-]
Wait... how...they don't even match...
Wait... how...they don't even match...
User avatar #38 to #28 - melllvinnn (12/05/2013) [-]
last picture is the back of the bill.
User avatar #66 to #38 - luthervonappledorf (12/06/2013) [-]
That makes much more sense.
#26 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
i would boycott his business after i left a ********** $20 bill near his car and recorded him picking it up and gagging at his hand
#22 - merfmerf (12/05/2013) [-]
They don't even look alike when fully opened?? Or am i missing something?


Is that the other side maybe?

Halp
User avatar #29 to #22 - iTzKitteh (12/05/2013) [-]
The side that says "TATTOO" is the other side. A normal bill isn't that small.
User avatar #30 to #29 - merfmerf (12/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, i thought the second picture was also unfolded...
User avatar #31 to #30 - iTzKitteh (12/05/2013) [-]
Well, no biggie. The other guy responded before I did and I didn't see it. Oh well
User avatar #24 to #22 - zzforrest (12/05/2013) [-]
1st panel - folded
2nd panel - unfolded
3rd panel - back
User avatar #25 to #24 - merfmerf (12/05/2013) [-]
Ohyeah, thanks!
#20 - Byte (12/05/2013) [-]
That makes me NOT want to go to their store.
User avatar #18 - ilovemyguns (12/05/2013) [-]
Isn't copying or faking a dollar a federal offense though?
User avatar #27 to #18 - zzforrest (12/05/2013) [-]
Only if it is used as legal tender.
It's fine to make fake bills, unless you use it to pay for something.
#19 to #18 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
Only if its faked to look real, that isnt but it was folded that way
#16 - Zaxplab (12/05/2013) [-]
Back when I was in middle school, I found one of these that advertised a church.


mfw
#36 to #16 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Here, take this.
#34 to #16 - iamphoenix (12/05/2013) [-]
that quote is from Hellraiser
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