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#139 - petresko (10/11/2015) [-]
Relevant.
User avatar #283 to #139 - DarkestLink (10/12/2015) [-]
Cedar Point! Swell with pride.
#2 - hexproof (10/11/2015) [-]
**hexproof used "*roll picture*"**
**hexproof rolled image**<- what caused my death
#231 to #219 - dirtypizza (10/12/2015) [-]
The second best one of the series IMO.
#236 to #231 - ffinfinity ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
what series?
#238 to #236 - dirtypizza (10/12/2015) [-]
Live Easy
#237 to #236 - paradoxander (10/12/2015) [-]
Die Hard
#239 to #237 - ffinfinity ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
oooh yeah I rem that part of the movie thanks
#253 to #231 - shiftur (10/12/2015) [-]
fourth worst one of the series IMO
#202 to #2 - internetnick (10/12/2015) [-]
Suicide with help.
#57 to #2 - iexs (10/11/2015) [-]
What the ****
#61 to #57 - hexproof (10/11/2015) [-]
Oh wow,I didn't expect that to happen
Oh wow,I didn't expect that to happen
#98 - Minnesota (10/11/2015) [-]
iSee what you did there.
#91 - dreamcore (10/11/2015) [-]
don't know why but she looks hot in the last panel.
#273 to #91 - hallofc (10/12/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Is this sexy as well?
#274 to #273 - dreamcore (10/12/2015) [-]
well what can i say she knows how to work the shaft
User avatar #275 to #274 - hallofc (10/12/2015) [-]
I have concluded that you are normal and I'm no longer concerned.
#276 to #275 - dreamcore (10/12/2015) [-]
no please give me attention!
this comment is all i have...
User avatar #213 to #91 - matheomaidana (10/12/2015) [-]
I get you, the hairstyle looks better.
#92 to #91 - soule [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #95 to #92 - alcoholicsemen (10/11/2015) [-]
hes a sick ****
now that i have your attention hey baby what up yo ;D
#320 to #92 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
dont dis sadists or you will payists
ahahahahahahaha kill me
#5 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
**gohanstar used "*roll picture*"**
**gohanstar rolled image** More
User avatar #159 to #5 - zetsuboukamina (10/11/2015) [-]
Vault boy
User avatar #161 to #159 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #164 to #161 - zetsuboukamina (10/11/2015) [-]
You hyped for fallout 4?
User avatar #166 to #164 - gohanstar (10/12/2015) [-]
Why wouldn't I be?
User avatar #167 to #166 - zetsuboukamina (10/12/2015) [-]
Because your dong isn't expanded enough
User avatar #168 to #167 - gohanstar (10/12/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #103 to #5 - oxidoferroso (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #114 to #103 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #178 to #5 - lordjebadia (10/12/2015) [-]
why is everyone calling you a ******
ahem I mean
******
User avatar #179 to #178 - gohanstar (10/12/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #182 to #5 - canadianbetamale (10/12/2015) [-]
Person of Nubian ancestry with ample amounts of boulevard credits.
User avatar #183 to #182 - gohanstar (10/12/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #321 to #5 - mvtjets ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
still a ******
User avatar #322 to #321 - gohanstar (11/04/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #195 to #5 - brcstar (10/12/2015) [-]
Omg my picture got rolled ******
User avatar #196 to #195 - gohanstar (10/12/2015) [-]
Okay
#151 to #5 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #153 to #151 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #53 to #51 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
#232 to #5 - brandinifettucine (10/12/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
your fw this entire thread
User avatar #307 to #232 - gohanstar (10/12/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #123 to #122 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #9 to #5 - newdevyx (10/11/2015) [-]
****** .
User avatar #12 to #9 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
#66 to #5 - hexproof (10/11/2015) [-]
Im sorry everyone is calling you a ****** ;A;.I didn't mean it
User avatar #75 to #66 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
It's okay
#154 to #5 - AreyouSerious (10/11/2015) [-]
this thread
#208 to #154 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
I read this as "this thread, Areyou Serious"

Still made sense to me lol
User avatar #156 to #154 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #29 to #28 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
#169 to #29 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #171 to #169 - gohanstar (10/12/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #209 to #171 - cutenesseverypost (10/12/2015) [-]
American ghetto thugish friend buddy.
User avatar #305 to #209 - gohanstar (10/12/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #137 to #5 - zetsuboukamina (10/11/2015) [-]
Reggin
User avatar #138 to #137 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Yako
User avatar #150 to #138 - zetsuboukamina (10/11/2015) [-]
Aoyk
User avatar #152 to #150 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Yoak
User avatar #158 to #152 - zetsuboukamina (10/11/2015) [-]
Ayok
User avatar #160 to #158 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Kyao
User avatar #190 to #160 - brianhanerjr (10/12/2015) [-]
Oayk
User avatar #293 to #190 - jesusisagoose (10/12/2015) [-]
Okya
User avatar #298 to #293 - brianhanerjr (10/12/2015) [-]
Koya
User avatar #299 to #298 - jesusisagoose (10/12/2015) [-]
Akyo
User avatar #300 to #299 - brianhanerjr (10/12/2015) [-]
Aoyk
User avatar #47 to #5 - sonofpsychodad ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
lol ******
User avatar #52 to #47 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #33 to #5 - therichie (10/11/2015) [-]
u r an ****** lololololololololololololololololololololololololol
User avatar #35 to #33 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #187 to #5 - billythewizard (10/12/2015) [-]
Neggir
User avatar #188 to #187 - gohanstar (10/12/2015) [-]
Oyak
#148 to #5 - budbrown (10/11/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #192 to #148 - dndxplain ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Naggers
User avatar #149 to #148 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #44 to #5 - abbieru (10/11/2015) [-]
u r a big homo
User avatar #45 to #44 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #94 to #5 - magicalfruitbasket ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Sir it appears that you are an individual of African descent.
#189 to #94 - uberbunk (10/12/2015) [-]
Aren't we all?
Aren't we all?
User avatar #116 to #94 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #294 to #5 - jesusisagoose (10/12/2015) [-]
Negro
User avatar #306 to #294 - gohanstar (10/12/2015) [-]
Okay
#10 to #5 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
foken ******
User avatar #13 to #10 - gohanstar (10/11/2015) [-]
Okay
#38 to #5 - alfonshister (10/11/2015) [-]
Snicker
#93 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
>implying you deserve Heaven








I've seen your **** posts sinner
User avatar #100 to #93 - soule [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
I laughed.
#102 to #100 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
I cried for your sins , repent you semi-bald dyke !
#105 to #102 - soule [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
Please don't ask me why I have this.
#106 to #105 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Why do you have that ?
also i thought African-Americans loved SOULe
User avatar #107 to #106 - soule [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
...get out.
#108 to #107 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Whoa slow down satan tumblr
#109 to #108 - soule [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
Okay, you can stay.
#112 to #109 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
So There's two kinds of people ?
#43 - thejudgingmoose (10/11/2015) [-]
Her friend is a terrible person for taking out an eye phone.   
   
I shall see myself out.
Her friend is a terrible person for taking out an eye phone.

I shall see myself out.
#62 to #43 - hexproof (10/11/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
mooses are so adorable
#90 to #64 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
**** mooses , they're canadian. Aren't you a proud american hexie??
User avatar #194 to #90 - privatepumpanickel (10/12/2015) [-]
In some country (think it's Arabic) you're not allowed to "witness a Moose out of a Plane window". Found out on some crazy laws site
#243 to #194 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
DUH! Mooses are a creation of the Devil
User avatar #110 to #90 - hexproof (10/11/2015) [-]
Yeah but they are just so cute I cant help it :3
#111 to #110 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
You could help it if you took a stand
#115 to #111 - hexproof (10/11/2015) [-]
I dont need a stand I need a therapist
#118 to #115 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Araki is a bastard for creating him and Diavolo that way , Jesus Christ why not give them a boobjob while you're at it?!? also is it me or did Josuke turn gay at the end of the series?!?
pls no spoilers , daddy's waitin' for the Diamondu animu baby
#120 to #118 - hexproof (10/11/2015) [-]
>:3 Don't lie you would give him a bj.
Also Its never gonna happen sadly,;A; I wish they would
User avatar #128 to #120 - josuke ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
***** just give time for blurays to sell
#134 to #128 - hexproof (10/11/2015) [-]
;A; I really hope they do sell a lot .I really wanna see diamond is unbreakable animated soo badly.
User avatar #135 to #134 - josuke ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Most likely gonna happen
#245 to #120 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
O-OH YEAH??? THEN YOU'D GIVE JOLYNE A BJ! HA!
What bad-hair-day-guy said , and don't ;A; , you're gonna see crazy diamond soon baby
#259 to #245 - hexproof (10/12/2015) [-]
Of course I would,wouldn't you? WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!
#260 to #259 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
H-Hexie... I... I want it in my mouth
#262 to #260 - hexproof (10/12/2015) [-]
O-O uh...
#263 to #262 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Let's do this baby , I'm tough as nails!
#264 to #263 - hexproof (10/12/2015) [-]
0///////0
#265 to #264 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Blush for me hexie!
#266 to #265 - hexproof (10/12/2015) [-]
>//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ////////////////////////////////////////////////<
#267 to #266 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
YOU CALL THAT BLUSHING?!?
I'M BARELY HARD!
#269 to #267 - hexproof (10/12/2015) [-]
0////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ////////////////////////0
#258 to #62 - angelious (10/12/2015) [-]
hahaha.

sweet summer child. you know nothing.
User avatar #255 to #62 - antibronywiseman (10/12/2015) [-]
...moose is already plural...
#261 to #255 - hexproof (10/12/2015) [-]
Oh...well Im retarded
User avatar #55 to #43 - skyrimdovah (10/11/2015) [-]
>someone in front of you
#56 to #55 - thejudgingmoose (10/11/2015) [-]
I am not perfect. Eye phones are still terrible.
#8 - rockergamer ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
that actually seems ******* possible

the bigger phones get the more dangerous they become

god forbid someone brings a nokia
#21 to #8 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
acculy, it is impossible to kill you because you are moving the same speed as the cellphone, it would be the same as dropping a phone on your face while lying in bed.

But if you dropped it, it could most likely kill a standby.

Sources: i have no idea about these things i'm just twelve
User avatar #24 to #21 - soule [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
The Goliath at Great America has a top speed of 72mph. I assume if someone were to drop their phone at the apex of a loop (though I don't think Goliath has any loops) and it fell and hit someone as they were descending, I think it would cause some damage.

But, like you, I have no idea. Just a very... somewhat educated guess.
#146 to #24 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
You wouldn't be going 0 miles an hour at the apex of the loop. The phone would continue traveling forward if you dropped it. It also has conserved angular momentum. It could fall off the roller coaster and hit someone on the floor, yeah. But it's not gonna kill someone on board the coaster.
#46 to #24 - dorg (10/11/2015) [-]
Feed me the data and I will calculate it.

>>#8
Only for blunt damage. For piercing damage density and sharpness is everything and smaller is often better as it can strike critical points easier such as eyes.
User avatar #54 to #46 - soule [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
Let's say that just the corner hit the eye directly while the person is travelling at 72 mph and the phone is at, oh, I don't know... how long does it take an iOS6 to reach terminal velocity?
#76 to #54 - dorg (10/11/2015) [-]
I can calculate lots of things, but you will have to feed me proper data.
I can calculate lots of things, but you will have to feed me proper data.
#78 to #76 - soule [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
I would passive-aggressively 'x' out of that window instead of hitting 'OK'.
User avatar #79 to #78 - dorg (10/11/2015) [-]
I can, if I remember to, calculate some nice data if you want some tomorrow.
User avatar #81 to #79 - soule [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
I'm legitimately interested. If you don't I'll just have Chuck do it when he gets home tonight. He has a degree in Calculus. Want me to tell you what he says?
#84 to #81 - dorg (10/11/2015) [-]
**dorg used "*roll picture*"**
**dorg rolled image** Do whatever you want even though I have no idea who the **** chuck is. I know my physics even though it is not my area of expertise ;)
Computer Engineer with software specialisation even though I am pretty good at hardware as well.

I am not even sure what you want me to calculate. The pressure and force generated by a iPhone6S when falling from a loop in a roller coaster on a eye? Should go fast, provided I find some good data on roller coasters. Some simplifications can be done, such as when calculating the air resistance to simply use a cuboid. Finding the air resistance properties of a iPhone6s seems like a hard google quest.

Also dropping a phone will have some effect as the air resistance will slow it down compared to the roller coaster making it a projectile, even though not a fast one unless it is when the coaster goes up as then we would get the effect of gravity as well.

The third case is someone dropping a phone on another cart below.

(I swear, I will roll another bloody pony....)

I will do it tomorrow, I am tired as **** atm. If I don't I probably simply did not have the time to do it or forgot. Bump this comment if I forget and you are still interested.
#85 to #84 - soule [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
**soule used "*roll picture*"**
**soule rolled image**
Chuck is chuck. That's his name on FJ. He's also my fiance.

But I assume you could calculate wind resistance at terminal velocity if you were given the dimensions of the iPhone, no? I suppose even then it'd be kinda hard to calculate the force in which it hit...

Dude, physics is hard. I'll definitely remind you on the morrow, my friend.

(If you don't I probably will.)
#297 to #85 - dorg (10/12/2015) [-]
I will reschedule it until tomorrow, I am tired as 			****		 today. Just walked pretty damn far and have been away for ~15h. Also, shamelessly stole this image from google.   
   
Regarding dimensions, if you calculate it as a cuboid that is decently easy. If you however calculate it based on its true form that is a bit harder.    
   
Calculating everything is totally doable. Terminal velocity however is not really relevant unless you drop the phone from extreme heights. Calculating the impact force is what is relevant and is what I plan to do. I could however calculate terminal velocity if you want, idc.   
   
 Also, gratz on having a fiance
I will reschedule it until tomorrow, I am tired as **** today. Just walked pretty damn far and have been away for ~15h. Also, shamelessly stole this image from google.

Regarding dimensions, if you calculate it as a cuboid that is decently easy. If you however calculate it based on its true form that is a bit harder.

Calculating everything is totally doable. Terminal velocity however is not really relevant unless you drop the phone from extreme heights. Calculating the impact force is what is relevant and is what I plan to do. I could however calculate terminal velocity if you want, idc.

Also, gratz on having a fiance
User avatar #304 to #297 - soule [OP](10/12/2015) [-]
You should calculate the terminal velocity too. I'm actually very curious about that.

And take your time, man. The world isn't ending.

And thank you. c:
#222 to #76 - innocentbabies (10/12/2015) [-]
I think the real error here was saving this as a gif.
User avatar #296 to #222 - dorg (10/12/2015) [-]
Not my image. Although gif's were actually meant to be used for still images just as well as animated. It just is very bad for both but for a long time it was the only widely supported animated format. APNG as an example is way better but barely supported. Luckily, we have webm now that replaces animated gif.
User avatar #295 to #24 - osamacare (10/12/2015) [-]
The point of the Goliath is that it's a wood coaster with a loop.
User avatar #49 to #21 - atoaster (10/11/2015) [-]
Dude, you're assuming that the phone, if held perpendicular to the direction of travel, wouldn't just catch the "wind" (which is from the rollercoaster's point of view) and fly back behind you? That's like saying if you spit directly in front of you on a roller coaster, you wouldn't get spit on you.

It all depends on the air resistance on the phone at different times, and I guess it also depends on how long the phone stays in it's perpendicular orientation before flipping into a fashion that could hit someone and fly into their skull. Very unlikely, as the distance between two rollercoaster cars might not be enough for the phone to accelerate (relative to the rollercoaster car) to result in a high enough of a velocity to kill.

TL;DR Not impossible, but just improbable.
#221 to #21 - innocentbabies (10/12/2015) [-]
With a phone, probably not. Wind resistance wouldn't be a too much on something that small, but it would still hurt a ton. I thumbed up simply because your source was funny.
User avatar #215 to #21 - tealkangaroo (10/12/2015) [-]
as soon as you let go of the phone it's experiencing the same resistances but doesn't have to continuous push forward from the cart

the phone will look as if it is going backwards (from a passengers point of view), and it could do some srs dmg
User avatar #312 to #21 - neokun (10/15/2015) [-]
The iphone is in front of her, if she is able to catch up to it then it means she is going faster than the phone.
User avatar #99 to #8 - dreygur (10/11/2015) [-]
iPhones also get thinner with new releases. It won't be long until someone cuts themselves with their own phone.
#126 - xskullgirlsx (10/11/2015) [-]
It's an eye-phone
#172 to #126 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
Iphone*

Learn how to type it right, moron...
User avatar #252 - spongeychicken (10/12/2015) [-]
you always were the apple of my eye
#15 - anonymoussarcasm (10/11/2015) [-]
We missed you
User avatar #17 to #15 - soule [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
Judging by your username I don't know whether to take that seriously or not.
#18 to #17 - anonymoussarcasm (10/11/2015) [-]
It would be very hard to do a themed account like this, no I really meant it
User avatar #132 to #18 - yips (10/11/2015) [-]
Oh I'm sure it would be. jk luv ya bby
#19 - newdevyx (10/11/2015) [-]
Aww, she spooked.
#27 - anotherhaloguy (10/11/2015) [-]
Im not too sure which is worse; to be killed by a fast moving Iphone or to be trapped on the Roller Coaster with someone who just got killed by a fast moving Iphone.....
User avatar #185 to #27 - micosil (10/12/2015) [-]
I would prefer not to die.
#133 - gggeee ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Your art style reminds me of a girl I know
Maybe it's basic as **** maybe it's maybeline
#136 to #133 - soule [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
No, it's definitely basic.
#140 to #136 - gggeee ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Thanks fammo
#125 - kyleassante (10/11/2015) [-]
but what did the picture look like?
User avatar #127 to #125 - reican (10/11/2015) [-]
it looked eyedorable
User avatar #203 - daiemio ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
That must be one hell of a CUTTING-edge technological smart-phone..
#205 to #203 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
#101 - brobyddark (10/11/2015) [-]
It's the new EYEphone 8
#173 to #101 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
Iphone*

Learn how to type it right, moron...
#197 to #173 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
It's a joke, not a dick. No need to take it so hard.
#241 - defski (10/12/2015) [-]
Wow, second heaven/hell comic in a row.
User avatar #247 to #241 - soule [OP](10/12/2015) [-]
Yes he and I had a discussion about it. lol
#308 - billycakes (10/13/2015) [-]
"I can't believe you've done this"
#288 - misumena (10/12/2015) [-]
**misumena used "*roll picture*"**
**misumena rolled image**This is how i go
User avatar #313 to #288 - ryantheacrobat (10/21/2015) [-]
At the age of 40-45 with the right side of his head sliced in half. Nice choice I must say.
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