Adventures in dog food. . Seriously?? So Fm at Wallmart buying a bag of dog feud. While in the checklist line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog, why else  tumblr
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Adventures in dog food

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Seriously?? So Fm at Wallmart buying a bag of
dog feud. While in the checklist line, a woman
behind me asked if I had a dog, why else would I
be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So en impulse I told
her that no, I didn' t have a dog. Tm starting the
dog feud diet again. I probably shouldn' t because
I ended up in the hospital last time. I last as
pounds before I woke up in intensive care with
tubes coming out of most of my crimes and his
in both arms." l told her that it was essentially a
perfect diet, "All we do is load your pockets with
food nuggets and simply eat cne er two every
time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well, and I am going to try it
again." (l should add that practically eberyone in
line was now enthralled with my story,) Hoodied,
this chick asked if I ended up in ICU because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her, "no. I stepped
off a curb to sniff a poodle' s ass and a car hit mel'
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a
heart attack he was laughing so hard.
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#1 - jacksipian (08/15/2014) [+] (34 replies)
so he started acting like a dog? maybe if he's on that diet longer, he'll end up like this girl.
#2 to #1 - psychotayto (08/15/2014) [-]
HOW ******* DARE YOU
#4 - fezzo (08/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Create new brand of dog food
>Convince people that the dog food diet is real
>Sell louds of dog food
>Get rich
>Go to jail for having people eat dog food
#10 - evilhomer ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
It's all fun and games till a a grown ass man starts dragging his ass on the ground and bites the mailman
#37 - aliflol (08/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Yeah, **** the lady behind you for trying to start a conversation.
#5 - goseikiba (08/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#29 - machoalbatross (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #48 - srskate (08/16/2014) [-]
Wow, girl was trying to start a conversation and he gets all rude on her ass.

I'm glad he did, it was a funny story.
#16 - radiohazard (08/15/2014) [-]
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#50 - fourchinsbrah (08/16/2014) [-]
tfw you tried dog biscuits as a kid
tfw you tried dog biscuits as a kid
User avatar #19 - alvaroxd (08/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Is it bad that the first thing I thought about was the censoring looking like a big black dick
#65 - settantaventi (08/16/2014) [-]
You idiot, I was trying to pick you up
#73 - josieabby (08/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #44 - shodaihokage (08/16/2014) [-]
that moment when the lady was a 11/10 and was hitting on you
#67 - supermandan (08/16/2014) [+] (9 replies)
A "friend" had me try dog jerky once but didn't tell me it was dog food.
I will admit...
#11 - itumblr (08/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
too long, didnt read
User avatar #42 to #11 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
in short, ***** sniffed poodle ass.
User avatar #56 - thatkiddonovan (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Did ******* nobody see the Counselor?
User avatar #52 - sandpounder (08/16/2014) [-]
Stolen from comedian Bill Engval. Just about word for word, especially the poodle part.
#6 - include ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 - kafudamapla (08/15/2014) [-]
Isn't that a joke from The Councillor?
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