I was going to wait to post another one, but this happened about an hour ago and I had to post it.
>Lady comes in, speaking perfect english
>Asks the price on something
>"It's 12.99 Ma'am."
>Asks 4 more times, then asks "Are you speaking English?"
>"Yes Ma'am I am."
>Que 5 minute rant on why I should be speaking French.
>Switches to French after 5 minutes
>"Je ne parle pas français madame. "
>only french I know
>Yells to speak french as I leave
>Kick her out
>She retreats out the door
>another customer asked where her white flag was
>Que rage pt. 2
>"You son of a bitch! How dare you stereotype blah blah blah"
>Other customer "RUN! I SEE GERMANS!"
>Incoherent screams of rage
>Security escorts her out of the mall.
I gave the helpful customer 20% off for making me laugh so hard.
Sorry this one is shorter, there wasn't much to it. I'll post more later if these do well.
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