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Adventures in Retail 2: French Toast

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#11 - kaarvaag (05/16/2014) [-]
I like these a lot, but please please please please OP, pace yourself!   
Every damn time someone starts a new series of posts they either spew out all of em in a matter of 2-3 days, or you get sick of them by the fourth.    
I would suggest waiting maybe a couple of days between each posts. That way they'll last longer and people are more likely to enjoy them even more as they look forward to them and whatnot.   
   
This is just my suggestion though, you obviously don't have to do what I think is the smartest thing to do, but I hope you think a little bit about it at least.   
Once again, I'm not hatin or anything. I really like these, and I only want what's best for them   
Peace man
I like these a lot, but please please please please OP, pace yourself!
Every damn time someone starts a new series of posts they either spew out all of em in a matter of 2-3 days, or you get sick of them by the fourth.
I would suggest waiting maybe a couple of days between each posts. That way they'll last longer and people are more likely to enjoy them even more as they look forward to them and whatnot.

This is just my suggestion though, you obviously don't have to do what I think is the smartest thing to do, but I hope you think a little bit about it at least.
Once again, I'm not hatin or anything. I really like these, and I only want what's best for them
Peace man
User avatar #12 to #11 - godgem (05/16/2014) [-]
I plan on doing them once a day at most, this one just happened though and I had to share it since it was so short. I won't do them like crazy though. I love reading things like this, but like you said, people go through them too fast. One a day seems good to me.
#13 to #12 - kaarvaag (05/16/2014) [-]
Cool beans dude. Glad you understand it. It's kinda 			****		 that so many people with good content just push it all out at the same time.    
Looking forward to the rest of the stories man
Cool beans dude. Glad you understand it. It's kinda **** that so many people with good content just push it all out at the same time.
Looking forward to the rest of the stories man
#1 - yuvesh (05/16/2014) [-]
made me blow air out my nose/10
made me blow air out my nose/10
User avatar #113 to #1 - mondominiman (05/17/2014) [-]
I feel as if I am the only one on this site that laughs
#114 to #113 - yuvesh (05/17/2014) [-]
i laugh sometimes
and when i do i use this image
#74 to #1 - Dember ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Me too, I do that to survive.
Me too, I do that to survive.
#108 to #74 - joens (05/17/2014) [-]
Again
Again
User avatar #80 to #35 - foamytesquirrel (05/17/2014) [-]
How does the flag blow? There's no atmosphere on the moon.
User avatar #125 to #80 - greyhoundfd (05/17/2014) [-]
Solar wind could allow for some of the movement, but it's more likely that it simply got nudged as the astronauts were moving around and rippled in response.

Also, there is likely a small amount of gas particles moving around the moon, but its simply not enough to be called an atmosphere. It's not like it's a magical thing that appears when a planet is large enough, its simply how much gas is locked around the planet due to its mass. That said, it would be enough to maybe nudge the flag, not to create actual wind.
User avatar #81 to #80 - gigamuffin (05/17/2014) [-]
Sun-wind.
#30 - hektoroftroy (05/17/2014) [-]
"RUN! I SEE GERMANS!"
"RUN! I SEE GERMANS!"
#62 - doctorprofessornv (05/17/2014) [-]
These are somewhat entertaining, however I am 99% sure they are fake. It's not that I don't believe that people are irrational (trust me, I've worked in customer service, I've seen some **** ), it's just that there is no logic at all in your story progression. People can be stupid, but the two women you described so far seem to be more a strawman construct of 'stereotypical bitchy female' than actual people. I am way more inclined to believe in the BCG stories and McDisasters than what you have presented so far.
If you insist on continuing, I would at least suggest adding more buildup/context, and maybe toning down on the crazy irrational behavior factor just a bit. Coming on too strong can turn readers off just as much a not having enough action.

#10 - lovesmylittlepony (05/16/2014) [-]
Ohio in FJ content.

Swell with pride.

Best ******* state
User avatar #23 to #10 - decay (05/16/2014) [-]
It's currently 46 Degrees where I'm at.
User avatar #29 to #23 - theavatar (05/17/2014) [-]
Same here. Was hot as balls at the begining of the week now its cold and wet
User avatar #32 to #29 - hektoroftroy (05/17/2014) [-]
It's the opposite here, it was 40 degrees and pouring on sunday, and yesterday it was 84 and sunny.
Opposite side of the country Washington but yeah we have extremely arbitrary and extreme weather too.
Ohio must be fun to live in
User avatar #33 to #32 - kriodine (05/17/2014) [-]
I want weather, all I get here is hot and uncomfortably warm. California
User avatar #129 to #33 - fukinitech (05/17/2014) [-]
you should feel lucky, i live in SC and always wanted to live their.
User avatar #70 to #33 - hektoroftroy (05/17/2014) [-]
I really like the weather in the bay area
#112 to #23 - pendeja (05/17/2014) [-]
was in the high 90s in socal
User avatar #38 to #10 - bvsfang (05/17/2014) [-]
The only things we have are Lake Erie and Detroit and those cancel each other out.
User avatar #47 to #10 - yuukoku (05/17/2014) [-]
And on the eighth day, God created Ohio, where nature doesn't play be the same ******* rules all you other bitches play by.
User avatar #48 to #10 - darthlegolas (05/17/2014) [-]
just fyi its the same way in Indiana. (hey neighbor!)
#96 to #10 - lolibear (05/17/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, Ohio pride. Although we are a pretty big plurality in funnyjunk.
User avatar #111 to #10 - leown (05/17/2014) [-]
thats an odd way to spell Washington but ill give you a thumb for american pride non-the-less good sir
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User avatar #91 to #10 - oxymoronking (05/17/2014) [-]
oregon is best
User avatar #144 to #91 - thighhighkneesocks (05/17/2014) [-]
Wooo, Oregon, Where even the sun leaves the ground damp.
#66 - xhumanslayerx (05/17/2014) [-]
RUN! I SEE GERMANS!
RUN! I SEE GERMANS!
#75 - pappathethird (05/17/2014) [-]
It's so obvious that OP experienced something similar to what is described in the text and then just added the stereotypical insults from the other customers and the 'incoherent screams of rage' to make the story more internet-sy
It's so obvious that OP experienced something similar to what is described in the text and then just added the stereotypical insults from the other customers and the 'incoherent screams of rage' to make the story more internet-sy
#77 to #75 - youxbarstard (05/17/2014) [-]
You expected better?
User avatar #78 to #75 - deltoraquest (05/17/2014) [-]
possibly but it wouldn't be a good story without it, would i?
User avatar #79 to #78 - deltoraquest (05/17/2014) [-]
wouldn't be as good a story*
#82 to #75 - kapkap ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
do i look like i give a **** ?
User avatar #87 to #75 - syndromes (05/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I highly doubt any customer made any kind of remarks like those. Also, he went a bit overboard with the extension file usage. '.png' and '.pdf' right after one another? C'mon..
#36 - keybladewarrior (05/17/2014) [-]
You should said this and then said, "Excuse my french."
#123 to #36 - zerith (05/17/2014) [-]
Le faguette
#14 - chrispoot (05/16/2014) [-]
All of my yes. Please, I absolutely love these stories. It simply amazes me how far a person can go. And, according to your first part, that femnazi, I still can't comprehend that there are people as stupid as they are, it's fascinating. PLEASE continue these.
All of my yes. Please, I absolutely love these stories. It simply amazes me how far a person can go. And, according to your first part, that femnazi, I still can't comprehend that there are people as stupid as they are, it's fascinating. PLEASE continue these.
User avatar #15 to #14 - godgem (05/16/2014) [-]
Glad you enjoy them I'll keep em going as long as people are enjoying them
#69 - mrgoodlove (05/17/2014) [-]
Bitches...
#136 - sirpoopcloud (05/17/2014) [-]
I think I've learned something here today.
User avatar #147 to #136 - jibbablabba (05/20/2014) [-]
it's not that we don't like it here, it's just we were born to fly.
#127 - xxkelevraxx ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
>Lady comes in, speaking perfect english   
>Brooklyn Accent   
   
PERFECT english..... HA
>Lady comes in, speaking perfect english
>Brooklyn Accent

PERFECT english..... HA
User avatar #128 to #127 - mangostormlegend (05/17/2014) [-]
I think OP means he has a Brooklyn accent
User avatar #130 to #128 - xxkelevraxx ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Oh, I know what he meant. I'm just pointing out that the people i know with brooklyn accents have a tendency to butcher the English language.

I live in NJ and I encounter this accent a lot
#110 - John Cena (05/17/2014) [-]
Apart from this 			****		    
>shedidn'th aveafrenchaccent.png   
>			***************		 happened.pdf   
I like these posts.
Apart from this ****
>shedidn'th aveafrenchaccent.png
> *************** happened.pdf
I like these posts.
User avatar #24 - rebelao (05/16/2014) [-]
What part of ohio man? Im from Canal Winchester
User avatar #54 to #24 - zealotgold (05/17/2014) [-]
New Albany here to rich up the place
#55 to #24 - John Cena (05/17/2014) [-]
representing Mentor here
User avatar #68 to #24 - hahahaheidi (05/17/2014) [-]
I'm from Lorain. ****** but good enough.
User avatar #137 to #135 - exclamation (05/17/2014) [-]
>Lorain
How many times you been jumped?
I kid, of course
User avatar #138 to #137 - maternation (05/17/2014) [-]
so far, the closest thing to getting jumped is by a bunch of Black Guys asking if they can have my Hat...
User avatar #140 to #138 - exclamation (05/17/2014) [-]
lol
I'm near Elyria, by a bunch of old people.
User avatar #141 to #140 - maternation (05/17/2014) [-]
Lucky Bastard
User avatar #142 to #141 - exclamation (05/17/2014) [-]
Awwwh... thanks, man.
#117 to #24 - John Cena (05/17/2014) [-]
The Ohio State University in Columbus here.
User avatar #25 to #24 - exclamation (05/17/2014) [-]
Cleveland area reporting!
User avatar #28 to #25 - theavatar (05/17/2014) [-]
Cincinnati here. now we need Columbus and Dayton to get the party started
User avatar #39 to #28 - joshwontwon (05/17/2014) [-]
Putnam County Area. The guy who didn't get invited
#52 to #39 - thevajmaster (05/17/2014) [-]
van wert country representing
#121 to #25 - Blackarican (05/17/2014) [-]
Akron bitches
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#73 - kingofthenoobz (05/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #63 - spankyy (05/17/2014) [-]
My only stories from working retail are either people having a total fit because they're stealing and we kick them out, or people being pissy with no logic.

One woman said she was reporting our business to the state because our prices were too high.

One woman that probably weighed like 75lbs (obvious meth junkie, sores on her face, muttering to herself the whole time, etc.) spit in my managers face and tried to ram us with a metal cart we use for taking donations (thrift store). She tried so hard but I just put my hands on the edge of the cart and she couldn't move it no matter how hard she tried.
#51 - dandlelion (05/17/2014) [-]
Ohio...You poor bastard.
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