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Adventures in Retail 2: French Toast

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#1 - yuvesh (05/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
made me blow air out my nose/10
made me blow air out my nose/10
#11 - kaarvaag (05/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I like these a lot, but please please please please OP, pace yourself!   
Every damn time someone starts a new series of posts they either spew out all of em in a matter of 2-3 days, or you get sick of them by the fourth.    
I would suggest waiting maybe a couple of days between each posts. That way they'll last longer and people are more likely to enjoy them even more as they look forward to them and whatnot.   
   
This is just my suggestion though, you obviously don't have to do what I think is the smartest thing to do, but I hope you think a little bit about it at least.   
Once again, I'm not hatin or anything. I really like these, and I only want what's best for them   
Peace man
I like these a lot, but please please please please OP, pace yourself!
Every damn time someone starts a new series of posts they either spew out all of em in a matter of 2-3 days, or you get sick of them by the fourth.
I would suggest waiting maybe a couple of days between each posts. That way they'll last longer and people are more likely to enjoy them even more as they look forward to them and whatnot.

This is just my suggestion though, you obviously don't have to do what I think is the smartest thing to do, but I hope you think a little bit about it at least.
Once again, I'm not hatin or anything. I really like these, and I only want what's best for them
Peace man
#10 - lovesmylittlepony ONLINE (05/16/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Ohio in FJ content.

Swell with pride.

Best ******* state
#35 - greyhoundfd ONLINE (05/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#30 - hektoroftroy (05/17/2014) [-]
"RUN! I SEE GERMANS!"
"RUN! I SEE GERMANS!"
#62 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
These are somewhat entertaining, however I am 99% sure they are fake. It's not that I don't believe that people are irrational (trust me, I've worked in customer service, I've seen some **** ), it's just that there is no logic at all in your story progression. People can be stupid, but the two women you described so far seem to be more a strawman construct of 'stereotypical bitchy female' than actual people. I am way more inclined to believe in the BCG stories and McDisasters than what you have presented so far.
If you insist on continuing, I would at least suggest adding more buildup/context, and maybe toning down on the crazy irrational behavior factor just a bit. Coming on too strong can turn readers off just as much a not having enough action.

#66 - xhumanslayerx (05/17/2014) [-]
RUN! I SEE GERMANS!
RUN! I SEE GERMANS!
#75 - pappathethird (05/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
It's so obvious that OP experienced something similar to what is described in the text and then just added the stereotypical insults from the other customers and the 'incoherent screams of rage' to make the story more internet-sy
It's so obvious that OP experienced something similar to what is described in the text and then just added the stereotypical insults from the other customers and the 'incoherent screams of rage' to make the story more internet-sy
#36 - keybladewarrior ONLINE (05/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You should said this and then said, "Excuse my french."
#14 - chrispoot (05/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
All of my yes. Please, I absolutely love these stories. It simply amazes me how far a person can go. And, according to your first part, that femnazi, I still can't comprehend that there are people as stupid as they are, it's fascinating. PLEASE continue these.
All of my yes. Please, I absolutely love these stories. It simply amazes me how far a person can go. And, according to your first part, that femnazi, I still can't comprehend that there are people as stupid as they are, it's fascinating. PLEASE continue these.
#69 - mrgoodlove (05/17/2014) [-]
Bitches...
#136 - sirpoopcloud (05/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I think I've learned something here today.
User avatar #24 - rebelao (05/16/2014) [+] (16 replies)
What part of ohio man? Im from Canal Winchester
#127 - xxkelevraxx ONLINE (05/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Lady comes in, speaking perfect english   
>Brooklyn Accent   
   
PERFECT english..... HA
>Lady comes in, speaking perfect english
>Brooklyn Accent

PERFECT english..... HA
#41 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (05/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why would she insist on you speaking french in Ohio??? Your stories have potential but you need to elaborate on some stuff.
User avatar #45 to #41 - godgem (05/17/2014) [-]
If I could answer this question, I would. She just started berating me for not speaking French. I really don't know why.
#110 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/17/2014) [-]
Apart from this 						****					    
>shedidn'th aveafrenchaccent.png   
>						***************					 happened.pdf   
I like these posts.
Apart from this ****
>shedidn'th aveafrenchaccent.png
> *************** happened.pdf
I like these posts.
#109 - lolmart (05/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
sorry to be the grammar nazi but cue not que im not sorry
#118 to #116 - psyachu ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Nah, he has it right. Cue is a sign to have an someone do something. For example "That's your cue." A queue is a sequence of things that go in some sort of order, like what most people in America call a "line" (like waiting in line for something).
#26 - rdobet ONLINE (05/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
it's Queue btw. I kept thinking you were starting a sentence in Spanish when I saw Que
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